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Noddies#75 ~'Cause we all want to have his babies'-Luke/Scott Appreciation
This is the 75th Luke/SP Appreciation thread! Title by haddyboy2! Our big thanks to Danni for the banner, and to Pam for all the work and effort to bring this thread back to life! You guys rock!!! ********************************************************* ~ Noddies = Naughties His hat, his truck and his flannel... ...and his hammer. " LUKE DANES, the owner, is taking a fresh pot off the coffee machine. Duke is a scruffy though handsome man in his thirties with the body of a fireman under that apron. " ~ Quotes -- 'cause everybody loves Luke': Luke: You're harassing me now. Lorelai: I'm not harassing you. We're your groupies. [in high voice] Oh Luke, you're so dreamy, be my guy! ***** Lorelai: You don't look so good. Luke: Thanks. Lorelai: That's not what I meant. You know you always look good. Luke: Yeah? Lorelai: I mean you always look healthy. Luke: Ok. Lorelai: But you don't look so healthy now. Now you look... Luke: Unhealthy. Lorelai: Yes. Luke: Ok. Lorelai: Oh what? So I said you look good. We’re not in 5th grade. 'You look good', big deal. Stop staring at me. ***** Luke: Hey, I own this business, kid! I built it, this is mine! I'm not at the mercy of some boss waiting and hoping to be chosen employee of the month for a couple extra hundred bucks and a plaque. I'm always employee of the month. I'm employee of the year, of the century, of the universe. You should be so lucky to have a job like mine ***** LUKE: Look, I've lived in this town my entire life, longer than most everybody here. BOOTSY: I beg to differ. I'm five weeks older than you, that means I've been here five weeks longer. LUKE: I've never bothered anyone. I've kept to myself and I've done the best I could. I pay my taxes, and I help people when I can. I haven't pitched in on the decorative pageantry town stuff because it all seems insane to me, but I don't get in the way of that stuff either. ***** Liz: He's pretty amazing though. No matter how much I screw up, he just keeps fixing it. I need money, he gives me money. No place to live, Luke finds an apartment. Even my kid when I was having trouble with him -- did you ever meet Jess? Lorelai: Oh yes, I did. Liz: I tell you, he was hell on wheels. I couldn't do a thing with him. I didn't know what to do, so... Lorelai: Luke fixed it? Liz: He tried. He wasn't entirely successful. I don't know, maybe if I had sent Jess to him a little sooner… Well, anyhow, Luke did what he could. He always does. He's like my hero, you know. Like one of those Greek gods with the golden helmets and the shields and the sandals ***** Kirk: [climbs to feet] Thank you. Thank you! [shouting] I love you, Luke Danes! I love you! Luke: [muttering to himself] I'm stupid. Kirk: [yelling loudly] I love you! I love Luke Danes! Love, love! ********************************************************* Lorelai: So, when you went up earlier, you were going to bed. [Luke smiles sleepily] You go to bed early, which makes sense, because you get up early. And, ugh -- now I got it. ********************************************************* LORELAI: You're the perfect man. LUKE: Thank you. LORELAI: I used to think it was Kelsey Grammer. But it's not. It's you. ********************************************************* The Members of the Stars Hollow Chapter of the Noddies
********************************************************* ~ 100 Reasons We Love Luke 1. Have you seen him? He's hot!!!! 2. He makes 5 o'clock shadow, flannel and backwards baseball caps totally come together. 3. He gave the war reenactors coffee 4. He's not afraid to protest Taylor's asinine ideas 5. He has his father's list memorized 6. He blew up balloons and made coffee cake for Rory's birthday 7. He makes the best coffee in town 8. He cares about people's health 9. He stayed with Lorelai in the hospital, even though he hates them 10. He made Lorelai a Santa Burger 11. He gave a stressed Rory pie 12. He is the bringer of ice 13. He understands that being tall is a good thing! 14. He can play poker 15. He’s willing to help find lost baby chicks-and then take the trash out 16. He's man enough to admit his mistakes and apologize 17. He's not afraid to put nutmeg in the coffee-showing his feminine side 18. Fixes things around the house 19. Refused to let Dean into the diner when he and Rory broke up 20. Gave Rory pancakes with whipped cream and strawberries 21. Built Lorelai a chuppa for her wedding 22. Understands that you have to meet the right person to get married 23. Gave everyone free coffee when Lorelai's wedding was called off 24. The scene of him on the bench with the little bride girls! 25. Took Jess in when Liz sent him to live with Luke 26. Laid down the rules with Jess and tried to get him on the right path 27. Laid down the rules with Jess when he dated Rory. 28. He can reference Monty Python 29. Appreciates the underrated Outer Limits 30. Fixed the runaway for the DAR fundraiser 31. Bid on Lorelai's basket so she wouldn't get fixed up 32. He brought food from the diner that they could eat in the gazebo 33. Bought the building so he can give Jess his own room 34. Planned his Uncle Louie's funeral, even though he didn't like him 35. He didn't blame Jess for the car crash, but still sent him back to NYC 36. He gave a depressed "Mimi" a free donut 37. His picture's up in the trophy case 38. He was on the track team, even though it was for "dorks" 39. He's a closet Jimmy Buffet fan 40. He'd be willing to have a short discussion about kids w/ the right girl 41. He was hurt when the girls said they wouldn't see him Thanksgiving 42. Taught Lorelai how to fish in the Kiddie Lake 43. He let Lorelai crash at his place when the Inn burned 44. He learned to work with Sookie in the kitchen 45. Despite what he may say-he gives awesome hugs 46. Threatened to put Jess's father's head through a wall 47. That diner is his-he built it 48. He cried at Rory's graduation speech 49. He loaned Rory and Lorelai his truck to get to Yale 50. He didn't want anything from his divorce-except 3 hours back 51. He wanted to know if Rory was alright at college 52. He's never seen the FBI Warning before 53. He's comfy on the couch 54. He came up with the fake draft idea 55. He doesn't need to date-he gets a gut feeling 56. He breaks into churches 57. He knows how to break bells 58. He makes cinnamon butter 59. He felt he messed up his interview with Lane 60. He got drunk when Jess said he interfered too much 61. He's always looking out for Liz 62. He likes the Barbie band-aids 63. Comforted Lorelai during her breakdown 64. Loaned Lorelai $30,000 65. Buys his socks in bulk 66. He beat up the sock man's car 67. He'd kick Tiny Tim's crutch out if he asked for free coffee 68. Got divorced at Mailboxes, Etc. 69. Let Lorelai into the diner at 5 a.m. 70. Reassured Lorelai she could run the inn 71. Swallowed his pride and got a self-help tape and books 72. Banged into his truck after Lorelai accepted his wedding invitation 73. He warned Jess about Crazy Carrie 74. Made turkey legs for the wedding 75. He looks down to look at his bottom half 76. Tried not to laugh at the Troubadour's song 77. He didn't think Liz and TJ's vows were funny 78. Luke can waltz!!! 79. He ducked when TJ threw his tights at him 80. He was very smooth asking Lorelai to the movies 81. He told Jess he was always there for him 82. Gave Jess a fatherly hug 83. Wasn't that phased when Lorelai slipped in the diner 84. He gave Lorelai flowers -- and he's never done that for anyone 85. He was concerned when Lorelai walked into the door 86. Three words: Sexy. Salad. Stare. 87. Agreed to help Kirk with Lulu 88. Wanted to get the dirt on Jason from Babette 89. Talked to Jason without getting into a fight 90. Confronted Lorelai rather than walking away 91. Finally told Lorelai to stand still! 92. Despite his almost getting a third kiss, still kept his promise to Kirk 93. He looks sexy running! 94. Hung out with Dean at his bachelor party 95. He'll ask Paul Newman how the Ceasar dressing is 96. He's a Jethro Tull fan 97. He's seen Pretty In Pink 98. He let Kirk use the diner to practice for his date 99. Sympathetic to the plight of the Native Americans 100. Told Lorelai she can't kill Dean on double coupon day The Noddies 10 Commandments
******************************************************* Past Noddie Thread Titles He's our lovable loner 'Cause it's 'no big deal'! He's the Knight in Shining Armor 'Cause he finally got the girl 'Cause he can be a 'Movie Guy' 'Cause 'all in' means I love you' 'Cause no parade can stop Lukester' 'Cause he is too sexy for his shirt' 'Cause his smile says it all' 'Cause he is cute when he is being shy' 'Cause he remembers the first time they met' 'Cause he's sexy, even when he's tired' 'Cause for Lorelai, he will eat popcorn' 'Cause he is Cool Hand Luke' 'Cause he's an incorrigible flirt' 'Cause he is finally her boyfriend' 'Cause he is the perfect man' 'Cause the man gives good voice' 'Cause He is a Man of Mystery' 'Cause he is a family man' 'Cause he has a smile to die for' 'Cause we want him for XXXmas' 'Cause 2005 is the year of the Lukester' 'Cause he is so hot in the snow, we melt' 'Cause he makes grumpy sexy' 'Cause he looks better in person' 'Cause we all think he is amazing' 'Cause real men wear flannel' 'Cause Luke saying "You Bet" said it all' ‘Cause he is our leather clad Adonis' 'Cause he is a man with a plan' 'Cause he's got the look' 'Cause we love Ranting Luke too' 'Cause we pick him as sexiest man' 'Cause he is our guilty pleasure' 'Cause he is macho enough for us' 'Cause we like the way he moves' 'Cause he tastes like peppermint' 'Cause September is his month' 'Cause 4 bras and no pants was intentional' 'Cause he isn't going to screw it up' 'Cause confident!Luke makes us swoon' 'Cause if he said come here, we would' 'Cause we have faith he'll do the right thing' 'Cause we want to jingle his bells. Ho!Ho!' 'Cause there are many reasons to love him' 'Cause he deserves a kick in his cute butt' 'Cause soon he'll make it up to Lorelai' 'Cause he has a nice "Mass Ass"' 'Cause bottomline we know that he loves her' 'Cause Luke really needs us now' 'Cause '58 was the year that brought us Scott' 'Cause he's still OUR man... flannel and all' 'Cause he's our Lucky Duck in Flannel' 'Cause he can squeeze us anytime' 'Cause we like him any way he comes' 'Cause we want Real!Luke back in season 7' 'Cause We would never cheat on Luke' 'Cause he is magnetic all on his own' 'Cause he's the man with the hammer 'Cause come on he is the Lukester' 'Cause we want a new and improved Luke in season7 'Cause he's the most beautiful man in the world' 'Cause he loves her, he sets her free' 'Cause he's The Right Man in the wrong hat' 'Cause he finally punched Chris and we loved it' 'Cause he's bringing sexy back' 'Cause his body is a wonderland' Canopus ******************************************************** "In the real world, those things happen for a reason and people rebound from them," said Patterson. "It is really a precarious position to be in. I think he'll have to do some soul searching to work his way out of this one. It is not checkmate, but it may be check." [quote from Scott Patterson about Season 7 and Luke dealing with what happened at the end of last season] ******************************************************** "It's gonna be a hot and heavy season for the Lukester. I think I've earned it. I have tolerated all number of indiscretions, insults, and challenges to my manhood, and I have deflected each and every one of them, and I am still standing." [quote from Scott Patterson about Season 5] ******************************************************** Credit:opposites-are-polar.net Ode to the Hands Long lean Tender, not mean Oh ready to handle the steam... The Hands Of our man... If he can't broil... No one can... To drizzle bake or Sizzle... Nothing says Fashizzle Like the Hands Of our man... He can broil, bake, and cook... The hand of the man Is what it took.... To make Lorelai Wonder why It took so long To see he's more than pie The Hands of of Our Man...Luke. By Brandy ************************************************** Credit:opposites-are-polar.net ~ Naked/Shirtless Luke Supporters
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********************************************************* ~ Fan Fiction: Lukewarm: the Luke Danes fiction archive [site created by NicoleMack] *The Good One by Erin Kaye Hashet *Scavenger Hunt by Steph5 *It All Started With a Math Test by Steph5 *Simple Stuff for the Simple Folk by Steph5 *Customers to Serve by Steph5 *Observing Mr. Fix It by daydreamer4 *They Shoot Danes's, Don't They? by Damnmydooah *The life I think I'm trying to find by My Only Carriage *He Didn't Have to Be by totaltvjunkie *Holding On by catterwall *The King of Practical Wisdon by Anna S *Resilience by haddyboy *Disappointedby Rusty Bedsprings ********************************************************** ~Video Luckiest by DobblersGirl Hey Leonardo by fan1bsb97 ********************************************************** Luke's Butt Screencap Collection Scott Patterson Picture Gallery Luke Picture Posts ********************************************************** Scott Patterson's Message Board Have fun drooling! Thread #74 __________________
"It's not the men in my life that counts - it's the life in my men"
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Danke Pam.
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Same here Pam __________________
"It's not the men in my life that counts - it's the life in my men"
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Just because....I love ranting Luke.....
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Ha, I love new threads.
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Lo: "Oy with the poodles already." Scu: "It's not ice cream. It's a non-fat tofutti rice dreamsicle." Mu: "We send those men up into space to unlock the doors of the univers,and we don't even know what's behind them." Copper Boom |
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Thanks for the new thread! Love the title, and the Uncle!Luke pic in the first post.
Who could not ranting!Luke? Canopus __________________
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I love Luke in any way, shape or form
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*Debra*
Lo: "Oy with the poodles already." Scu: "It's not ice cream. It's a non-fat tofutti rice dreamsicle." Mu: "We send those men up into space to unlock the doors of the univers,and we don't even know what's behind them." Copper Boom |
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Thanks for the new thread
The title...sooooooo true Love the caps...geez, he's hot __________________
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Every flavor of Luke is delicious
To celebrate snow! Canopus __________________
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I wonder what his kisses are like, they have to be super and killing. Kind of like a ride in a rollercoaster and then you fly off the rollercoaster with the cart and land somewhere
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Lo: "Oy with the poodles already." Scu: "It's not ice cream. It's a non-fat tofutti rice dreamsicle." Mu: "We send those men up into space to unlock the doors of the univers,and we don't even know what's behind them." Copper Boom |
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If I start thinking about his kisses, I'm gonna be distracted for the rest of the day But he seems like it would be intense.
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Awesome thread title!!! So true, so true.
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Oh, yay!. W should've been showing the Pilot today. Instead? They're showing F&S!
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Such great pics to wake up to....
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Thanks for the new thread.
Pam love your new icon. |
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