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Neshbe Thread #40 ~ 'Cause he comes and goes as he pleases, but Luke was always there
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*banner by withbatedbreath* Welcome to the 40th Neshbe Thread This is a thread about why we are happy that Christopher and Lorelai didn't end up together. Our name Neshbe comes from NEver SHould BE because well you know, he had his chance and he blew it... Our Motto: The Chris hate will never die. Even when he's gone, we will still live on! "Gone" by Kelly Clarkson What you see is not what you get With you there's just no measurement no way to tell what's real from what isn't there Your eyes they sparkle That's all changed into lies that dropped like acid rain you washed away the best of me you don't care You know you did it I'm gone to find someone to live for in this world There's no light at the end of the tunnel tonight just a bridge that I gotta burn You were wrong If you think you could walk right through my door That is just so you coming back when I finally moved on I'm already gone Sometimes shattered never opened nothing matters when you're broken That was me whenever I was with you Always ending, always over back and forth, up and down like a roller coaster I am breaking that habit today You know you did it I'm gone to find someone to live for in this world There's no light at the end of the tunnel tonight just a bridge that I gotta burn You were wrong If you think you could walk right through my door That is just so you coming back when I finally moved on I'm already gone There is nothing you can say Sorry doesn't cut it babe Take the hit and walk away cause i'm gone Doesn't matter what you do It's what you did that's hurting you All I needed was the truth Now I'm gone What you see is not what you get What you see is not what you get You know you did it I'm gone to find someone to live for in this world There's no light at the end of the tunnel tonight just a bridge that I gotta burn You were wrong If you think you could walk right through my door That is just so you coming back when I finally moved on I'm already gone I'm already gone I'm already gone "Since U Been Gone" by Kelly Clarkson Here's the thing We started out friends It was cool, but it was all pretend Yeah, yeah, since you been gone You're dedicated, you took the time Wasn't long 'til I called you mine Yeah, yeah, since you been gone And all you'd ever hear me say Is how I picture me with you That's all you'd ever hear me say But since you been gone I can breathe for the first time I'm so movin' on, yeah yeah Thanks to you, now I get what I want Since you been gone How can I put it, you put me on I even fell for that stupid love song Yeah, yeah, since you been gone How come I'd never hear you say I just wanna be with you Guess you never felt that way But since you been gone I can breathe for the first time I'm so movin' on, yeah, yeah Thanks to you, now I get, I get what I want Since you been gone You had your chance, you blew it Out of sight, out of mind Shut your mouth, I just can't take it Again and again and again and again Since you been gone (since you been gone) I can breathe for the first time I'm so movin' on, yeah yeah Thanks to you (thanks to you) Now I get, I get what I want I can breathe for the first time I'm so movin' on, yeah yeah Thanks to you (thanks to you) Now I get (I get) You should know (you should know) that I get I get what I want Since you been gone Since you been gone Since you been gone Neshbe Avatars: By Emma_Jane By potostfbeyeluvr By Paula San By Cappuccino Neshbe Emoticons: By Paula San Christopher Drinking Game: To cope with seeing Chris on our TVs this season, we will be playing a drinking game. Everytime Chris says any of these words or phrases, we will take a shot (coffee, pop, etc for the underage posters). - Lor - Kiddo - the one - rat me out - meant to be - Ror - for real this time - there for ... (insert: you, Rory, etc.) - family (man, guy, real family, etc.) - 'get it together' - 'i've got money/job now' - '....different this time' - ‘make changes’ - marry me/married/marriage - 'another chance' - TPTDI (totally psyched to do it) Neshbe Videos: The Ballad of Chris and Lor by Barb She Hates Me by Barb Gone by Barb You're Not What I'm Looking For by Barb Time by Barb The One by Barb Love To Hate You by Kris Breaking the Habit by Kris Previous threads: #1 Cuz he had his chance and he blew it #2 Cause her name is Lorelai not Lor!! #3 Because family is about teamwork, not ME-work #4 Because now, Chris, it's time to get your coffee #5 Because Chris is weak and Lorelai knows it #6 Because salads are sexier than porkchops #7 Cause if Luke was just tolerating Lorelai, she would know #8 Luke is just settling?!...uhm...that would be Chris! #9 'Cause Chris chose Sherry over Lorelai #10 'Cause we want to see Luke's Ass, But Chris is just an Ass #11 Cause if Chris is her soulmate, we don't want to find ours. Ever. #12 'Cause 10 Million Doesn't Fix 21 Years #13 'Cause there's first love and then there's Luke love #14 'Cause Chris and Lorelai? Been there. Done that. Bored now. #15 'Cause sleeping with him is Chernobyl and the Hindenburg combined' #16 'Cause Chris is wrong for Lorelai from A to Z #17 'Cause "Christopher who?" pretty much sums it up #18 'Cause even Lorelai wanted to key his car #19 'Cause their scenes are just a waste of screen time #20 'Cause Luke is better #21 'Cause she never loved Christopher #22 'Cause Lorelai's face says it all #23 'Cause You Can't Fix Stupid a.k.a Chris #24 Nice Robe, Put It Back On #25 'Cause He Brings Out the Worst in Her #26 'Cause every time he comes back, he ends up messing up her life #27 'Cause she turned down his marriage proposal...twice! #28 'Cause he hasn't changed #29 'Cause lots of money doesn’t mean Redemption #30 'Cause GiGi will need some good shrinks #31 'Cause he is still living in the past #32 'Cause they AREN'T written in the stars #33 'Cause it wasn't their destiny. Lorelai said it, we just agree. #34 'Cause they have an unhealthy relationship #35 'Cause she can't live caffeine free (a.k.a without Luke) #36 'Cause sex with him is a waste of two minutes #37 'Cause he's nothing more than the sperm donor #38 'Cause his nicknames are just stupid #39 'Cause you don't go to the small one when you have a big one! *banner by Kristina* Reasons why we hate Chris: 1. Because he skipped his daughter's graduation ceremony 2. Because he ignored Rory's request to stay away from Lorelai 3. Because he tries to buy their love 4. Because the more he explains himself, the more he needs to explain himself 5. Because he cares more about money than his grandfather dying 6. Because even though he wanted to do the right thing with Gigi, he still didn't know her 7. Because he showed up at FND and upset all three Gilmore Girls 8. Because he said the best day of his life was his first kiss with Lorelai 9. Because he didn't give Rory his number when he moved to Boston 10. Because he couldn't even buy her a dictionary on his first visit to Stars Hollow 11. Because he was a complete ass at the vow renewal 12. Because he didn't defend Rory to his parents 13. Because he calls Lorelai "Lor" 14. Because he yelled at Lorelai in Luke's 15. Because he is immature 16. Because he didn't know how Rory takes her coffee 17. Because he didn't know that Rory got arrested and dropped out of Yale 18. Because he only went after Lorelai because Emily told him to 19. Because he cheated on Sherry with Lorelai 20. Because he didn't come to Stars Hollow until Rory was 16 21. Because the door was always open but he never used it 22. Because he is manic 23. Because he is a slippery slope 24. Because he hurts Lorelai time and time again 25. Because Rory suggested having Taylor or the cable guy escort her instead of Chris 26. Because he let Lorelai break the news to Rory about Sherry being pregnant 27. Because he wasn't there when Rory had the chicken pox 28. Because he moved to California instead of staying close to his daughter 29. Because he missed her 16th and 21st birthday parties 30. Because he didn't help Rory move into Yale 31. Because he only cares about himself 32. Because even Emily never thought much of him. And still doesn't. (her words in CH) 33. Because he didn't defend Gigi when Emily referred to her as "this" 34. Because Lorelai acts like she is 16 when he is around 35. Because he waited to tell Lorelai he had a girlfriend 36. Because he is whiny 37. Because he helped break up Luke and Lorelai 38. Because his first line was "Take off your shirt." Smooth 39. Because he's "never not stupid" 40. Because he never grew up 41. Because he's a "two-minute" man 42. Because unlike Luke, he wasn't "there" (from Rory's little speech in NMIP 43. Because Emily always thought he was weak. And he still is. 44. Because he didn't know how to raise his own baby 45. Because he hardly ever calls Rory or Lorelai, but the minute he's in trouble... (his own words from NMIP) 46. Because nothing is ever "different" with him. (Referring to how Rory kept trying to say that something's different in "Christopher Returns.") 47. Because if it was up to him, they would have married at age 16 and lived the Emily and Richard lifestyle 48. Because he uses Rory to get to Lorelai 49. Because "it's Christopher." (Lorelai says this to describe what would happen if he wasn't being sincere about wanting to be involved with Rory, in Christopher Returns - when she's talking to Sookie) 50. Because he didn't know that Al doesn't serve pancakes 51. Because he asked Rory to lie for him... and then got mad when he thought she "rat him out" 52. Because he never apologizes 53. Because we love Luke 54. Because he is clueless 55. Because his parents blamed Lorelai for everything, and he said nothing 56. Because the Offspring sucks and Metallica rules 57. Because even Rory didn't want to talk to him when he left Lorelai for Sherry 58. Because he let Rory on his motorcycle even though Lorelai said no 59. Because he made Lorelai forget about her painting date with Luke 60. Because he wanted to get married and then get to know each other as adults...romantic 61. Because he's still living in the past 62. Because he had his chance, but blew it 63. Because he doesn’t know the definition of a "real" family 64. Because Chris is the definition of an ass 65. Because screw genetics... Luke is Rory's real father... not Chris! 66. Because all he is good for is heartbreak 67. Because he's a non-fishing, non-barbie-buying type of dad 68. Because there's not enough string to tie up all his loose ends 69. Because he didn't admit to his parents that he never would have went to Princeton 70. Because he was perfectly willing to let their parents decide their future 71. Because he didn't even make the first move 72. Because he would never look sexy in flannel 73. Because where was his financial support when his daughter was living in a potting shed? 74. Because he repeatedly disappointed Rory 75. Because Taylor didn't like him from the moment he first saw him 76. Because he is "Dopey" 77. Because he said he just went to celebrate the vow renewal. Yeah... ok. 78. Because Rory cares more about what Luke thinks 79. Because he wasn't around to drive Lorelai to the hospital (F&S) 80. Because the black hat fits 81. Because he's as unpredictable as a pregnant woman 82. Because he lied about how his business was doing 83. Because unlike Luke, he didn't build Lorelai a chuppah 84. Because she rejected his marriage proposal twice, and he still can't take the hint 85. Because he's a deadbeat dad 86. Because his appearances are repetitive and redundant. And repetitive. And redundant. 87. Because his side of the story doesn’t exist 88. Because he's the reason Lorelai had to lie to Rory (ESH) 89. Because he's the reason Rory lied to Luke 90. Because he's the reason Lorelai lied to Luke 91. Because she only called him because she was drunk, and Abe Vigoda was unavailable 92. Because he yelled at Rory for being concerned about Lorelai 93. Because he tried to force Rory to play hooky at Yale 94. Because even he hates his relationship with Rory (WoQM) 95. Because he's the one that put the wall between him and Rory 96. Because the 10 minutes included getting dressed and freshening her lipstick 97. Because he didn't know she had a Dean for almost 3 months 98. Because a Volvo's only great for driving to bingo 99. Because even Amy is a JJ 100. Because even Sherry didn't want to be with him 101. Because he was desperate 102. Because he ignored Luke's "no cell phone" rule 103. Because he has an annoying sidekick obsession 104. Because she never loved another man before Luke, not even Christopher 105. Because marrying Christopher would've only been a solution to a problem, not anything romantic 106. Because after he boinks his severly distraught friend, all he musters is a smug, self-satisfying smile 107. Because he loves his motorcycle like he loves his Tonka truck 108. Because he doesn't have the greatest track record ABC's of Chris: A - Absent, Annoying, Ass B - Brother, Boring C - Conniving D - Deadbeat, Douchebag, Dopey, Dud E - Egotistical F - Fruitcake, Frivolous G - Goddammit (what we say whenever he is on the screen) H - Helpless I - Irritating, Irresponsible J - Jackass, Jealous, Jerk K - Knucklehead, Kid, Know-it-all L - Loser, Liar M - Minute man..oops two-minute man N - Never around his daughter without Lorelai involved O - Often weak P - Pain to many...especially Lorelai Q - Quirks that are not quirky in a cute kind of way R - Really really immature S - Spawn of Satan T - Terrible at realizing best moments in his life was his daughters' births! 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Thanks for the new thread Zut!
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Yay new thread, thanks Zutfan05
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Thanks for the new thread Zut. I am excited for the drinking game.
I will have to base it on what I hear because I wont visually be seeing any of CL this season. __________________
Luke&Lorelai~Booth&Brennan~Nathan&Haley Sheila avi by Pilar20 Last edited by Shira81; 09-05-2006 at 05:51 PM |
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Thanks for the new thread Zut!
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Thanks for the new thread!
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You hit it perfectly about Creek and being a "glass is half empty" thinker. I know that's where I get it from. Sad but true. I delayed watching so many shows like Everwood and Gilmore Girls because of Creek as well. I have a phobia of triangles because of that show, that's a fact! So strange how I allowed that show to mess with my head but there it is.... I do believe that some of my fears about LL directly relate to my Creek experience such as being afraid that I invested in LL for this entire series, believing that they were meant to be, only for CL to end up together. That would be horrible and yes, extremely unlikely, but it's a thought in my mind, nevertheless. Like I said, the chances of this happening are remote and yet it still exists in my mind and will stay there until I see how everything plays out in the end. Thanks Creek. Quote:
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thanks for the new thread.
i'm of to bed. bye guys! keep the dopey hate. __________________
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Thanks for the new thread. Great title!
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Thanks for the new thread, love the title.
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Thanks for the new thread, Zut.
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Thanks for the new thread Zut.
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Thanks for the new thread Zut, I like how the hate is still going!
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How could the hate ever die? lol
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lol good point!
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The hate will live on even after the show is over.
And the thread died. __________________
Luke&Lorelai~Booth&Brennan~Nathan&Haley Sheila avi by Pilar20 Last edited by Shira81; 09-05-2006 at 09:10 PM |
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