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sum1

And you two are very very funny.

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We try.

sum1

:shoots Greedo in the balls:

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*makes sure sum shot first*

sum1

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Just in case

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I blew Greedo's balls off.

Boba and Greedo

Boba Fett: Where am I?
Greedo: In Hell. You’re dead.
Boba Fett: That can't be! I'm the coolest bounty hunter ever!!!!
Greedo: No, that's Manco.
Boba Fett: Manco? You mean the man with no name who had a name? He was a bounty KILLER, not a bounty HUNTER.
Greedo: 'Cos, you couldn't figure out how to kill them?
Boba Fett: I'm alive!!! I appeared in Dark Empire!
Greedo: No, that's Jodo Kast pretending to be you.
Boba Fett: But I killed him!
Greedo: Uh, no, that was him killing the guy who was pretending to be Jodo Kast pretending to be you. All the Boba Fett exploits since the pit of Carkoon were him.
Boba Fett: What about all that stuff about me being a little twerp kid cloned off a simple man trying to make his way in the universe? I don't remember being that kid. Did they wipe my memory? Oh no, I've been memory-wiped AND sent to Hell!
Greedo: I think that was actually propaganda made up by some sinister force, like a Dark Lord of the Sith. I think they were trying to annoy Jodo, because he's you now.
Boba Fett: He's what?! No fair! I'm the bestest and the coolest and the meanest! I've got a frikkin' jet pack! And a helmet! I've got a cool helmet -that makes me the best ever!
Greedo: Jodo has a jet pack and a helmet too.
Boba Fett: Why that little...
Greedo: And so does Fenn Shysa.
Boba Fett: He's a bounty hunter now?
Greedo: No, but he's the coolest Mandalorian.
Boba Fett: Why you...!
Greedo: You can't kill me. I'm already dead. Like you.... You got eaten.
Boba Fett: You got shot because you're such a poor shot you couldn't hit Solo at point blank range!
Greedo: Hey! That's not true! I didn't get a shot off! Solo shot me in the balls under the table before I could shoot!
Boba Fett: I heard otherwise.
Greedo: Just lies spread by some sinister force.
Boba Fett: Like a Sith Lord?
Greedo: Yeah.
Boba Fett: These Sith Lords...
Greedo: Hey, you know, we were both killed by Han Solo.
Boba Fett: Yeah?
Greedo: I guess that makes him cooler than both of us.

Han and Greedo

Han: Sorry about the mess.
Greedo: Hey, come back here!
Han: Huh? I just shot you. You're dead.
Greedo: Now I'm undead.
Han: Are there really any undead in this universe?
Greedo: Apart from chatty Jedi ghosts?
Han: Yeah.
Greedo: I'm not sure, but I seem to be undead, so...
Han: Well, what are you undead for?
Greedo: Because I shot first.
Han: No you didn't. It's you who's dead, not me.
Greedo: UNdead.
Han: Ok, UNdead. But I killed you. If you'd shot first, I'd be dead.
Greedo: Or UNdead.
Han: Or UNdead. Well I'm not, so-
Greedo: I shot first, but I missed.
Han: At THAT range? What are you, stupid?
Greedo: I'm a really bad shot. The EU explains all about it.
Han: EU? European Union? What have the Europeans got to do with this?
Greedo: No, Expanded Universe.
Han: Expanded universe? Like you've been "expanding" your universe? Like taking drugs? No wonder you can't shoot straight.
Greedo: No, it's because my thumb is stuck. The tip of my thumb is stuck to the tip of my index finger.
Han: It is?
Greedo: Yeah, look at my action figure. ::pulls out an action figure of Greedo with the tip of its thumb stuck to the tip of the index finger::
Han: Hey, that's a vintage action figure! From way back in the Old Republic days! How did you get that? I was smuggling one of those on my ship when it was boarded by the Imperials.
Greedo: I don't know any Imperials.
Han: You ratted me out and the Imperials paid you off with an action figure!
Greedo: But I don't know any Imperials!
Han: You creep! ::shoots Greedo and vaporizes him:: There, I shot first.

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Han shooting first

sum1

Yeah.

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I remember an interviewer asking Harrison about that during TFA promo tour and he was like "I DON'T CARE"

sum1

Typical Harrison.

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Yes

wickedrum

Anthony Hopkins is like that too

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Not caring about his characters?