Bob Morley - Bob Morley ⟡ Chat up lines #1: Is Bob a parking ticket? Cause he got "fine" written all over him. - Page 6

a little chaos · 10-10-2016, 07:27 AM

Because we complete each other and were both insane

Leelith · 10-10-2016, 07:33 AM

True, you are just a little bit dirtyer. okay, a lot a bit.

a little chaos · 10-10-2016, 08:27 AM

And you love it!

Leelith · 10-10-2016, 08:30 AM

I won't deny or confirm that.

April7739 · 10-10-2016, 05:20 PM

Oh, I love the ghetto one, Becks.

This is a kind of cute, not so risqué one:

Me: Bob, do you sleep on your stomach?
Him: No...
Me: Can I?

a little chaos · 10-10-2016, 05:21 PM

What if he said "yes" April, what would you say?

April7739 · 10-10-2016, 05:32 PM

I wouldn't say anything. I'd just . . . pounce.

a little chaos · 10-10-2016, 05:36 PM

So basically

Spoiler:

**Alexa** · 10-10-2016, 09:03 PM

jeez becks.

i saw this one on tumblr.

are you todays date? cuz you're a 10/10.

stupid. lol

April7739 · 10-11-2016, 04:19 PM

Aw, that's cute!

Bob, I hear you're good at algebra, so just replace my eX without asking Y.

Leelith · 10-13-2016, 03:38 PM

That's to innocent for this thread, Alexa.

April, don't be bring math into this.

a little chaos · 10-13-2016, 04:13 PM

Read mine Lee

Leelith · 10-13-2016, 04:37 PM

I already did.

a little chaos · 10-13-2016, 05:33 PM

What did you think??

April7739 · 10-13-2016, 08:56 PM

Bob, wanna play fireman? We can stop, drop, and roll.


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