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Dark Angel - General Show Discussion #9
You're too far away to stalk the old fashioned way
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A true stalker would never say that.
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Maybe i'm misleading you
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So I did some reading today. It turns out that you can go to jail for using bear repellent spray on a person.
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Which level of assault is it?
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To put things into perspective, standard police issue pepper spray is about 25,000 SHU (the things they use to measure spicy food), and Phase 4 pepper spray (bear mace) is about 2 million. It will blister skin.
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Hrm, Assault 1, but not with a deadly weapon.
Wonder if they can charge you with Battery 2. __________________
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If you inhale that stuff it can be fatal.
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Which kind?
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The bear mace.
Side note, the Ohio State Police have been approved for and now carry Phase IV pepper spray as a second line defensive spray. __________________
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What's their first line?
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Pepper spray. Lets hope they don't get the two mixed up.
Also, can I please have a job that doesn't require me going outside? __________________
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No, you cannot...
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