F u t u r e Titles

“I may be a pretty crappy boyfriend, but turns out I’m actually a pretty damn good babysitter.”
"Eleven. She’s been staying with me for about a year, and she is about to save our asses."
"Mornings are for coffee and contemplation."
"She will not be able to resist these pearls."
"God help me I will keep these lights up until the day I die if I think there's a chance that Will's still out there!"
"If anybody asks where I am I've left the country."
"They can't save you." | "No, but I can save them."
"Sorry? What the hell am I sorry for?"
"She's our friend, and she's crazy!"
"Alright, accident or not, admit it... it was awesome."
"I'm stealthy. Like a ninja."
"Why are you keeping the curiosity door locked?"
"How do I know he's not a lizard? His face opened up and he ate my cat."
"Use the shampoo and conditioner... and when it’s damp, you do four puffs of the Farrah Fawcett spray."
"Mike: If we’re both going crazy, then we’ll go crazy together, right? Will: Yeah. Crazy together."