Titles
"Do you know how many meals I have cooked for you people? 53,000!"
"I agree with whatever nonsense your mother just said."
"Morons!"
"Obviously, go to your mother first, but if she´s not around… I´m here for you."
"If I had a secret family why would I be talking to you."
"I've raised morons." "That's fair."
"I don't wanna make too big a deal outta this, but I do believe it'll be the greatest moment in the history of everything."
"Good morning, family, which I will not be seeing for the next six glorious hours."
"Mom, I need you to get heavily involved with your son in an inappropriate way."
"Who hurt you? Tell me and I will hurt them tenfold."
"I'm going to get attitude from my son's pretend wife."
"The days are long, but the years are short."
"One era had ended, but an even better one was about to begin."
"Not a person in that room knew what the future held, and, yeah, it was scary but that's the thing about growing up."
"The things that scare you most end up being the greatest memories."
"Those next few years of 1980-something, well, they'd become the stuff of legend."
"It was 1980-something, and it was awesome."
"It was 1980-something, and it was perfect."