W e l c o m e t o t h e
Simon & Alisha
season 3 moments survivor


Rules:

• Vote your least favorite one off.
• The first one that reaches 4 votes first is eliminated and then a new round begins.
• You can only have one vote per round.
• Have fun!

Round 4:


01.

Alisha: Simon?
Simon: Hey.
Alisha: Hurry up and put some clothes on. I said we'd go for a drink.

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02.

Kelly: I think she's getting broody, mate. Better knock her up.

Simon: What's wrong?
Alisha: Nothing. I'm knackered. Can we go?

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03.

Eliminated in Round #1
Simon: Do you two know each other?
Alisha: We went to the same college

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04.

Eliminated in Round #3
Simon: Why did they call you The Cockmonster?

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05.

Alisha: I'm not that person any more.
Simon: I know.
Alisha: I never wanted you to hear those things about me...
Simon: It doesn't matter...
Alisha: It doesn't matter that your girlfriend used to be called "the ****-monster"?
Simon: We've all got a past. I've got two pasts. All that matters is us, here... now. Do you know what they used to call me at school...? The pussy meister.
Alisha: Shut up!
Simon: I was getting so much pussy, I didn't know what to do with it. Just loads of pussy,
everywhere...
Alisha: Will you stop saying "pussy"?!

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07.

Curtis: Is he better than me? What, him? He's better than me?!
Alisha: Don't talk about him like that!
Curtis: Oh, man!
Alisha: When we're doing it, he's focused on me.

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08.

Alisha: Is that true?
Simon: It's not what you think.
Alisha: What is going on?! Were you flirting with him?
Curtis: No.
Alisha: Get your own boyfriend, you ****.

Simon: It's Curtis.
Rudy: Hmm?
Simon: The girl. It's Curtis.
Alisha: You're kidding?

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09.

Alisha: Simon? Simon!What happened?
Simon: Someone stamped on my hand.

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10.

Simon: I did it.I actually saved someone.I didn't think I could do it.
Alisha: But you could've been seriously hurt.
Simon: If I don't take risks, I'll never learn. I'll never become him.
Alisha: Why are you so obsessed with becoming him?
Simon: I have to save you.
Alisha: You don't have to do anything.You already saved me.
Simon: I'll always save you.
Alisha: It's like you're excited about it. If you become him, you're going to leave me. You're
going to travel back in time and you're going to die.
Simon: And if I don't become him and travel back in time, you're going to die.
Alisha: I can't die in the past if I'm alive in the present. I don't know anything about this Terminator time travel bull****, but even I know that. You're going to stay here with me. Because you can dress it up anyway you like, but if you travel back in time, you're dumping me. And I don't get dumped. So it's not going to happen. OK?
Simon: I didn't mean to upset you. I'm sorry.
Alisha: How does it feel?
Simon: It hurts.
Alisha: Good.

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11.

Alisha: What're you doing?
Simon: I'm just talking to Peter.
Alisha: Why?
Simon: What d'you mean?
Alisha: Why were you talking to him?
Simon: He's my friend.
Alisha: He's your friend?
Simon: I do have friends... you know.
Alisha: Yeah, I know. I didn't mean it like that.
Simon: What are you doing later? I'm going to hang out with Peter.
Alisha: OK. I was going to see some friends anyway, so...

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12.

Alisha: What are you doing? Why is that out?
Simon: I was just showing it to Peter.
Alisha: Have you told him?
Simon: It was Peter I saved from the mugger. He recognised me.
Alisha: What, so you just tell him everything?
Peter: It's OK. I won't tell anyone.
Alisha: This has got nothing to do with you. Can you just leave? Go!?
Simon: I think you should probably go.
Alisha: Why are you telling him all this stuff?
Simon: He's my friend.
Alisha: He's not your friend. You've only just met him. We've talked about this. I don't want to see that ****ing suit ever again...

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13.

Alisha: Do you want any toast?
Simon: I have to face my destiny, alone.
Alisha: OK. Is that before or after you have breakfast?
Simon: Being a superhero is a heavy burden.
Alisha: So now you're calling yourself a superhero? Right.
Simon: I have to terminate our relationship.
Alisha: What? Why are you talking like that?
Simon: I have to sacrifice our love for the greater good.
Alisha: What the **** has got into you? Where's all this coming from?
Simon: Goodbye, Alisha.
Alisha: Where are you going? You can't just walk away, Simon. What the **** are you doing?
Simon: One day, you'll come to see that I did it all for you.
Alisha: Simon! Wait! Simon!

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15.

Simon: I split up with you. Why would I do that? What was I thinking? Look at you. I want you back. Let's get back together. Can we do that? Don't say no. Please don't say no.
Alisha: It was Peter's drawings. Whatever he drew, it came true. He made you break up with me.
Simon: I hurt you.
Alisha: It wasn't your fault.
Simon: I'm so sorry.

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17.

Simon: Are you OK? Did he hurt you?
Alisha: I'm fine.

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18.

Simon: Alisha?
Alisha: It's like watching you die all over again. I don't want you to become him. I want you to stay here with me. You don't have to go back. Promise me you won't go back. Promise me.
Simon: I promise.
Alisha: I don't want you to put that suit on ever again. Burn it. With him.

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19.

Simon: I did it.

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21.

Alisha: What are you doing?
Simon: There's an old man in the cells. His wound's infected. He needs antibiotics.
Alisha: Do you know what they'll do to you if they find you here? ****!
Shaun: What's going on?
Alisha: He was helping with the computer. You know how **** I am with these things.

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22.

Alisha: You got a cigarette?
Simon: You don't smoke, do you?
Alisha: What gave it away?
Simon: I don't smoke either. Why should the smokers get all the breaks? I never got a chance to thank you, for covering for me. Why are you with him?
Alisha: I got caught drink driving. They were going to send me to prison. He got them to drop the charges. You probably think I'm a total ****.
Simon: We're all doing what we need to do to survive.

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23.

Alisha: I heard what happened. Are you OK?
Simon: They shot them. Right in front of me. I just stood there. I did nothing.
Alisha: There's nothing you could have done.
Simon: What's wrong?
Alisha: Everything.

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24.

Alisha: What're you doing?
Kelly: Busting prisoners out of the cells. I'll kill whoever gets in the way.
Alisha: Do you need a hand?
Simon: I'm with her.

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25.

Simon: Why are you here?
Alisha: What, you think I was watching him wank?
Simon: That's what you used to do.
Alisha: I'm not getting into this. It's too weird.

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27.

Alisha: Do we even need to be here?
Simon: If the probation worker goes missing and we don't turn up to community service, it looks suspicious.

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28.

Rudy: Your boyfriend helped save my ****, did you know that?
Alisha: I'm so proud!
Rudy: Yeah, and so you bloody should be.

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29.

Alisha: Is this turning you on?
Simon: No.
Kelly: You should get her one of those costumes, mate. One of those short little skirts.
Alisha: I'm not dressing as a cheerleader. All right, maybe I'll do it for your birthday.

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30.

Alisha: Still want me to dress up as a cheerleader for your birthday?
Simon: No.

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31.

Alisha: You OK?
Simon: I think I've just seen a ghost.

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32.

Alisha: Simon? Are you all right? What is it?
Simon: I'd never do anything to hurt you.
Alisha: Really? That makes it sound like you're going to do something to hurt me.
Simon: No.
Alisha: OK. Well, try and look less guilty next time. Now you're doing your staring thing.
Simon: Sorry.

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33.

Alisha: Who are you talking to?
Simon: No-one. Myself.
Alisha: You talk to yourself when you're taking a piss?
Simon: Sometimes. I thought we were going to the shop.

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34.

Alisha: How could you do that to me? You had sex with her... in our bed. And... you send me a video of it. Why would you do that?!
Simon: It's not what you think. I didn't have sex with her! I thought I was supposed to...
Alisha: You were supposed to cheat on me?!
Simon: I was... I was trying to help...
Alisha: I trusted you! You can't do this!
Simon: Alisha... I'm sorry, I...
Alisha: Don't ****ing touch me!
Simon: It's not what you think. It's complicated.
Alisha: No, it isn't.
Simon: Alisha!

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35.

Simon: I didn't have sex with her.
Alisha: I saw you.
Simon: I kissed her. I thought I had to because I killed her. As I was kissing her, all I could think about was you. I never want to be with anyone else. Kissing her only made me realise how much I love you. I couldn't go through with it.

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37.

Eliminated in Round #2
Simon: No! Get an ambulance! No... Please, no! Alisha, no. No... No!

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38.

Simon: This is where I go back. It all has to happen exactly like it happened.

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39.

W e l c o m e t o t h e
Simon & Alisha
season 3 moments survivor


Rules:

• Vote your least favorite one off.
• The first one that reaches 4 votes first is eliminated and then a new round begins.
• You can only have one vote per round.
• Have fun!

Round 4:


01.

Alisha: Simon?
Simon: Hey.
Alisha: Hurry up and put some clothes on. I said we'd go for a drink.

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02.

Kelly: I think she's getting broody, mate. Better knock her up.

Simon: What's wrong?
Alisha: Nothing. I'm knackered. Can we go?

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03.

Eliminated in Round #1
Simon: Do you two know each other?
Alisha: We went to the same college

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04.

Eliminated in Round #3
Simon: Why did they call you The Cockmonster?

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05.

Alisha: I'm not that person any more.
Simon: I know.
Alisha: I never wanted you to hear those things about me...
Simon: It doesn't matter...
Alisha: It doesn't matter that your girlfriend used to be called "the ****-monster"?
Simon: We've all got a past. I've got two pasts. All that matters is us, here... now. Do you know what they used to call me at school...? The pussy meister.
Alisha: Shut up!
Simon: I was getting so much pussy, I didn't know what to do with it. Just loads of pussy,
everywhere...
Alisha: Will you stop saying "pussy"?!

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06.



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07.

Curtis: Is he better than me? What, him? He's better than me?!
Alisha: Don't talk about him like that!
Curtis: Oh, man!
Alisha: When we're doing it, he's focused on me.

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08.

Alisha: Is that true?
Simon: It's not what you think.
Alisha: What is going on?! Were you flirting with him?
Curtis: No.
Alisha: Get your own boyfriend, you ****.

Simon: It's Curtis.
Rudy: Hmm?
Simon: The girl. It's Curtis.
Alisha: You're kidding?

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09.

Alisha: Simon? Simon!What happened?
Simon: Someone stamped on my hand.

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10.

Simon: I did it.I actually saved someone.I didn't think I could do it.
Alisha: But you could've been seriously hurt.
Simon: If I don't take risks, I'll never learn. I'll never become him.
Alisha: Why are you so obsessed with becoming him?
Simon: I have to save you.
Alisha: You don't have to do anything.You already saved me.
Simon: I'll always save you.
Alisha: It's like you're excited about it. If you become him, you're going to leave me. You're
going to travel back in time and you're going to die.
Simon: And if I don't become him and travel back in time, you're going to die.
Alisha: I can't die in the past if I'm alive in the present. I don't know anything about this Terminator time travel bull****, but even I know that. You're going to stay here with me. Because you can dress it up anyway you like, but if you travel back in time, you're dumping me. And I don't get dumped. So it's not going to happen. OK?
Simon: I didn't mean to upset you. I'm sorry.
Alisha: How does it feel?
Simon: It hurts.
Alisha: Good.

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11.

Alisha: What're you doing?
Simon: I'm just talking to Peter.
Alisha: Why?
Simon: What d'you mean?
Alisha: Why were you talking to him?
Simon: He's my friend.
Alisha: He's your friend?
Simon: I do have friends... you know.
Alisha: Yeah, I know. I didn't mean it like that.
Simon: What are you doing later? I'm going to hang out with Peter.
Alisha: OK. I was going to see some friends anyway, so...

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12.

Alisha: What are you doing? Why is that out?
Simon: I was just showing it to Peter.
Alisha: Have you told him?
Simon: It was Peter I saved from the mugger. He recognised me.
Alisha: What, so you just tell him everything?
Peter: It's OK. I won't tell anyone.
Alisha: This has got nothing to do with you. Can you just leave? Go!?
Simon: I think you should probably go.
Alisha: Why are you telling him all this stuff?
Simon: He's my friend.
Alisha: He's not your friend. You've only just met him. We've talked about this. I don't want to see that ****ing suit ever again...

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13.

Alisha: Do you want any toast?
Simon: I have to face my destiny, alone.
Alisha: OK. Is that before or after you have breakfast?
Simon: Being a superhero is a heavy burden.
Alisha: So now you're calling yourself a superhero? Right.
Simon: I have to terminate our relationship.
Alisha: What? Why are you talking like that?
Simon: I have to sacrifice our love for the greater good.
Alisha: What the **** has got into you? Where's all this coming from?
Simon: Goodbye, Alisha.
Alisha: Where are you going? You can't just walk away, Simon. What the **** are you doing?
Simon: One day, you'll come to see that I did it all for you.
Alisha: Simon! Wait! Simon!

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15.

Simon: I split up with you. Why would I do that? What was I thinking? Look at you. I want you back. Let's get back together. Can we do that? Don't say no. Please don't say no.
Alisha: It was Peter's drawings. Whatever he drew, it came true. He made you break up with me.
Simon: I hurt you.
Alisha: It wasn't your fault.
Simon: I'm so sorry.

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17.

Simon: Are you OK? Did he hurt you?
Alisha: I'm fine.

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18.

Simon: Alisha?
Alisha: It's like watching you die all over again. I don't want you to become him. I want you to stay here with me. You don't have to go back. Promise me you won't go back. Promise me.
Simon: I promise.
Alisha: I don't want you to put that suit on ever again. Burn it. With him.

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19.

Simon: I did it.

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21.

Alisha: What are you doing?
Simon: There's an old man in the cells. His wound's infected. He needs antibiotics.
Alisha: Do you know what they'll do to you if they find you here? ****!
Shaun: What's going on?
Alisha: He was helping with the computer. You know how **** I am with these things.

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22.

Alisha: You got a cigarette?
Simon: You don't smoke, do you?
Alisha: What gave it away?
Simon: I don't smoke either. Why should the smokers get all the breaks? I never got a chance to thank you, for covering for me. Why are you with him?
Alisha: I got caught drink driving. They were going to send me to prison. He got them to drop the charges. You probably think I'm a total ****.
Simon: We're all doing what we need to do to survive.

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23.

Alisha: I heard what happened. Are you OK?
Simon: They shot them. Right in front of me. I just stood there. I did nothing.
Alisha: There's nothing you could have done.
Simon: What's wrong?
Alisha: Everything.

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24.

Alisha: What're you doing?
Kelly: Busting prisoners out of the cells. I'll kill whoever gets in the way.
Alisha: Do you need a hand?
Simon: I'm with her.

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25.

Simon: Why are you here?
Alisha: What, you think I was watching him wank?
Simon: That's what you used to do.
Alisha: I'm not getting into this. It's too weird.

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27.

Alisha: Do we even need to be here?
Simon: If the probation worker goes missing and we don't turn up to community service, it looks suspicious.

___________________________

28.

Rudy: Your boyfriend helped save my ****, did you know that?
Alisha: I'm so proud!
Rudy: Yeah, and so you bloody should be.

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29.

Alisha: Is this turning you on?
Simon: No.
Kelly: You should get her one of those costumes, mate. One of those short little skirts.
Alisha: I'm not dressing as a cheerleader. All right, maybe I'll do it for your birthday.

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30.

Alisha: Still want me to dress up as a cheerleader for your birthday?
Simon: No.

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31.

Alisha: You OK?
Simon: I think I've just seen a ghost.

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32.

Alisha: Simon? Are you all right? What is it?
Simon: I'd never do anything to hurt you.
Alisha: Really? That makes it sound like you're going to do something to hurt me.
Simon: No.
Alisha: OK. Well, try and look less guilty next time. Now you're doing your staring thing.
Simon: Sorry.

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33.

Alisha: Who are you talking to?
Simon: No-one. Myself.
Alisha: You talk to yourself when you're taking a piss?
Simon: Sometimes. I thought we were going to the shop.

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34.

Alisha: How could you do that to me? You had sex with her... in our bed. And... you send me a video of it. Why would you do that?!
Simon: It's not what you think. I didn't have sex with her! I thought I was supposed to...
Alisha: You were supposed to cheat on me?!
Simon: I was... I was trying to help...
Alisha: I trusted you! You can't do this!
Simon: Alisha... I'm sorry, I...
Alisha: Don't ****ing touch me!
Simon: It's not what you think. It's complicated.
Alisha: No, it isn't.
Simon: Alisha!

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35.

Simon: I didn't have sex with her.
Alisha: I saw you.
Simon: I kissed her. I thought I had to because I killed her. As I was kissing her, all I could think about was you. I never want to be with anyone else. Kissing her only made me realise how much I love you. I couldn't go through with it.

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37.

Eliminated in Round #2
Simon: No! Get an ambulance! No... Please, no! Alisha, no. No... No!

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38.

Eliminated in Round #4
Simon: This is where I go back. It all has to happen exactly like it happened.

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39.