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Old 12-07-2006, 03:03 PM
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Chandler and Monica #3: Because he's her drowning moron


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Chandler: Hey.
Monica: Hey.
Chandler: Oh wow, I hope you don’t take this the wrong way but,
I know we had plans to meet up tonight and, ugh,
I’m just kinda worried about what it might do to our friendship.
Monica: I know. How could we have let this happen?
Chandler: Seven times!
Monica: Ugh! Well, y’know, we were away…
Chandler: In a foreign, romantic country…
Monica: I blame London.
Chandler: Bad London! (Takes a spoon and smacks the turkey.)
Monica: So look umm, while we’re st-still in London, I mean, we can keep
doing it right?
Chandler: Well, I don’t see that we have a choice. But, when we’re back
home, we don’t do it.
Monica: Only here.
Chandler: Y’know, I saw a wine cellar downstairs…
Monica: I’ll meet you there in two minutes.
Chandler: Okay!

Monica: Right. Umm, listen since we’re-we-re on that subject,
umm, I just wanted to tell you that uh, well, I-I was going through
a really hard time in London, what with my brother getting married and
that guy thinking I was Ross’s mother…
Chandler: Right.
Monica: Well, an-anyway, I just—that night meant a lot to me, I guess
I’m just trying to say thanks.
Chandler: Oh. Y’know, that night meant a lot to me too, and it wasn’t
because I was in a bad place or anything, it just meant a lot to me
‘cause, you’re really hot! Is that okay?
Monica: (laughs) That’s okay.
Chandler: And I’m cute too.
Monica: And you’re cute too.
Chandler: Thank you! (They hug.) All right, I gotta go unpack.
Monica: Okay.
Chandler: Bye.
(After he closes the door, Monica starts to follow him, but thinks
better of it and stops.)
Chandler: (entering) I’m still on London time, does that count?
Monica: That counts!
Chandler: Oh, good! (They start kissing.)

Chandler: So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?
Monica: Well uh, you and I are just goofing around, I thought,
why not goof around with him.
Chandler: Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term
goofing around in the dictionary… Well, I have, and the technical
definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and have
amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together. But if you
have this new fangled dictionary that gets you made at me, then we
have to, y'know, get you my original dictionary. I am so bad at this.
Monica: I think you're better than you think you are.

(There's a knock on the door and Chandler gets up to answer it.
He opens the door to reveal Monica with a turkey over her head.)
Chandler: Nice try.
Monica: Wait, wait, wait! (She puts a Shriner's hat on the turkey.)
Chandler: Look, Monica…
Monica: Look! (She puts a big, yellow pair of sunglasses on the bird.)
Chandler: This is not going to work.
Monica: I bet this will work! (She starts dancing and Chandler cracks up.)
Chandler: You are so great! I love you!
(Monica stops suddenly and turns around slowly.)
Monica: What?
Chandler: Nothing! I said, I said "You're so great" and then I just,
I just stopped talking!
Monica: You said you loved me! I can't believe this!
Chandler: No I didn't!
Monica: Yes, you did!
Chandler: No I didn't!
Monica: You love me!
Chandler: No I don't! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

Chandler: Okay! Okay! Okay! You win! You win!! I can't have sex
with ya!
Phoebe: And why not?!
Chandler: Because I'm in love with Monica!!
Phoebe: You're-you're what?!
(Monica comes out of the bathroom like a bolt, and Rachel and
Joey both enter.)
Chandler: Love her! That's right, I…LOVE…HER!!! I love her!!
(They walk together and hug.) I love you, Monica.
Monica: I love you too Chandler. (They kiss.)

Chandler: (entering, slowly) Y’know I was thinking, what if I uh,
unpack here?
Monica: Then all your stuff would be here.
Chandler: Well, what if all my stuff was here?
Monica: Then you’d be going back and forth all the time, I mean
it doesn’t make any sense.
Chandler: Okay. What if we lived together and you understand
what I’m saying?
Monica: Live together? There have been no signs for that.
Chandler: Me asking is kind of a sign.
Monica: YES!!!!!!!!
Chandler: Okay!!!!!

Monica: Chandler… In all my life… I never thought I would be
so lucky. (Starting to cry.) As to…fall in love with my best…my best…
There’s a reason why girls don’t do this!
Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! Oh God,
I thought… (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this.
(Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it.
Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause)
you make me happier than I ever thought I could be.
(Starting to cry again.) And if you’ll let me, I will spend the rest
of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he
gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?
Monica: Yes.

Monica: Chandler, for so long I…I wondered if I would ever
find my prince, my soul mate. Then three years ago, at another
wedding I turned to a friend for comfort. And in stead, I found
everything that I’d ever been looking for my whole life. And now…
here we are…with our future before us…and I only want to spend
it with you, my prince, my soul mate, my friend. Unless you
don’t want to. You go!
Chandler: Monica, I thought this was going to be the most
difficult thing I ever had to do. But when I saw you walking
down that aisle I realized how simple it was. I love you. Any
surprises that come our way it’s okay, because I will always
love you. You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of
my life with. You wanna know if I’m sure? (He leans in and kisses her.)

Monica: Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan)
"Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would
have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what
is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Chandler: Actually it's both of us.
Monica: What?
Chandler: Apparently my sperm have low motility and you
have an inhospitable environment.
Monica: Oh... what does that mean?
Chandler: It means that my guys won't get off their
barcaloungers and you have a uterus that is prepared to
kill the ones that do. (pause) It means...
Monica: Chandler?
Chandler: (seriously) It means that we can keep trying,
but there's a good chance this may never happen for us.
Monica: (weeping) Oh my God!
Chandler: I'm sorry.
Monica: I'm sorry too.
(they hug)
Chandler: Well, we're gonna... we're gonna figure this out.
Monica: (still weeping) I know.

Chandler: (to Monica) Look! Look! Look what the... Look what...
Look what the floating heads did!
Monica: (very emotional) I don't care.
(Chandler can't believe what he's hearing. He looks at
Monica, then at the others, then back at Monica.)
Chandler: What's going on?
Monica: That was the adoption agency...
Chandler: And?
Chandler: Are you serious? (they hug)

Chandler (about Monica): My wife's an incredible woman.
She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I
said this but the woman's always right... I love my wife more
than anything in this world. And I... It kills me that I can't
give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally
comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife...
she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby... Please?

Chandler: You still want that baby?
(Monica plays those words back in her mind and then
smiles and runs to Chandler, who is twisting with joy. They hug.)
Monica: God bless you Chandler Bing!


Finally, I did it! It's the first opening thread I've ever made.

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Old 12-07-2006, 03:18 PM
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Great opening! I love all the pics, arts and quotes. Can you add me to the list please?
Derek/Meredith l Deacon/Rayna l House/Cuddy l Ray/Neela l Clark/Chloe l Luke/Lorelai l Sawyer/Kate
Tony/Michelle l Dawson/Joey l Chandler/Monica l Sydney/Vaughn l Doug/Carol l Buffy/Spike l Angel/Cordy
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Old 12-07-2006, 03:32 PM
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Thanks for the new thread, Vanessa!
See? It was easy!
Rick: I know what you did for me, for my baby, while I was working things out. Thank you.
Daryl: It's what we do.

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Old 12-07-2006, 03:47 PM
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Yeah it was. Thanks, glad you like it.
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Old 12-07-2006, 03:54 PM
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good job!! thanks.
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Old 12-07-2006, 04:04 PM
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very good
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Old 12-07-2006, 06:48 PM
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A new thread!
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Old 12-07-2006, 08:47 PM
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Awesome opening, thanks so much for doing it!!!
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Old 12-08-2006, 05:25 AM
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I love the quotes and the pictures! Good job, jhlover!
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Old 12-08-2006, 06:47 AM
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You're all welcome!
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Old 12-08-2006, 07:22 AM
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The title is awesome.
"If Leonard and Penny didn't end up together, I would cry like it was my own break up.
I don't think I could handle it. I would cry my eyes out. I would die. Whatever path these
two choose, I want them to end up together. I really want them to end up married, I really do.
That's my dream for these characters."
- Kaley Cuoco
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Old 12-09-2006, 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted by *Nora* (View Post)
The title is awesome.
Yep! The whole episode was grrrreat!
this is the way they'd love if they knew how misery loved me
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Old 12-10-2006, 10:08 AM
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The opening post is awesome!
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Old 12-11-2006, 06:58 AM
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It is great indeed!
Rick: I know what you did for me, for my baby, while I was working things out. Thank you.
Daryl: It's what we do.

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Old 12-12-2006, 12:51 AM
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I'm not one to complain but I came over here from the "OTH" board and there are only 23 Mondler fans? Where's all the support? I looved them together!
"And you asked me, how long I'd stay by your side".
"And so I answered. With only just one reply...til the casket drops."
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