[Miss Kenton]

You've gotta love Ziva's language problems.

I also like the last one.

[landlfan01]

Ziva: Where can I take a bat nap.
Park Officer: any of the rafters.

[Miss Kenton]

Zivaisms rule!

[landlfan01]

Originally Posted by Miss Kenton (View Post) Zivaisms rule!

Gibbs is not bad either.

Gibbs to his team when they get up to follow him: Stay...sit...*in a low voice*...roll over.

[Miss Kenton]

Originally Posted by landlfan01 (View Post) Gibbs is not bad either. Gibbs to his team when they get up to follow him: Stay...sit...*in a low voice*...roll over.

His loyal puppies.

[maplezbear]

This show has some of the best quotes.

[fozzy81]

Originally Posted by landlfan01 (View Post) Ziva: Where can I take a bat nap. Park Officer: any of the rafters.

I'd forgotten about that one.


(Abby is digging around the car trunk, looking for bullets)
Abby: Hey, McGee, take a look at this! I think it's a three-oh-eight.
(McGees comes up behind her and starts looking at her butt)
Abby: Stop staring at my butt and get me an evidence jar!


Fornell: You smell like a wet dog
Gibbs: Well, there was one here underneath the bench when I got here. I put him in the gazebo
Fornell: Why aren’t you in the gazebo?"
Gibbs: Dog smells like hell"
Fornell: So why didn’t you leave him under… never mind


Ziva: ...I feel like a donkey's butt.
McGee: Donkey's butt?
Tony: I think she meant 'Horse's ass', McGee.
Ziva: Yes, that, too.


(Gibbs and Jenny watching Tony and Ziva from above squad room)
Jenny: She seems to be fitting in well.
Gibbs: She almost killed my entire team yesterday.
Jenny: How?
Gibbs: Driving home from a crime scene.


Ziva: You might want to do something about your hair... it's sticking up like a porcuswine... oh, wrong words... a porcu... pig? (Tony gives her a funny look as McGee comes in) The little animal with little spikies...
McGee: Porcupine?
Ziva: Porcupine! Thank you, Special Agent McGee

Ziva: Is he always this juvenile?
McGee: Only on the days of the week ending in day.

Ziva: Where did all these people come from?
Tony: Didn’t you see the signs? It’s yard sale day.
Ziva: I see. And do Marines sell their yards often?
McGee: No, it’s actually when people gather stuff they don’t want anymore, and sell it in their yards.
Ziva: Why would anyone want to buy somebody else’s junk?
Tony: One man’s junk is another man’s treasure.
Ziva: In Israel, we have a saying. “Zevel Ze Zevel.”
[Tony and McGee look at her, confused]
Ziva: Crap is crap.


Ziva: The man is ***** and Spam.
Tony: The saying is '***** and span'. Spam is lunch meat.
Ziva: Oh. What exactly is 'span' then?
Tony: Span is.....I'll get back to you on that.


Tony: What do we got?
Ziva: Sneaky people.

Gibbs: He must've shot him from behind the wheel.
Tony: Wrong, boss!
Gibbs: Ziva....slap him!
(Ziva headslaps Tony)

[maplezbear]

I like the Fornell/Gibbs scene with the dog... that little bit was funny

[Miss Kenton]

Those are some great ones! They all have brilliant comedic lines.

I love these two especially.

Ziva: Is he always this juvenile? McGee: Only on the days of the week ending in day.

Gibbs: He must've shot him from behind the wheel. Tony: Wrong, boss! Gibbs: Ziva....slap him! (Ziva headslaps Tony)

[landlfan01]

"crap is crap"

[fozzy81]

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: I don't want you to be alone tonight, Abs. You're going with McGee!
Abby Sciuto: Great! Like I haven't been traumatized enough today.

Abby: (yelling) What?!
Gibbs: (pulls the phone from his ear, looks at it, puts it back to his ear) Yikes, Abby. What did McGee do now?
Abby: Put his size 10 shoe in his size 12 mouth.

[Miss Kenton]

Those are some cute ones!

[jjandrd]

Originally Posted by Miss Kenton (View Post) I'm sure they will. Anybody have some favorite quotes from this season? Tony: Why would I lie to you, Ziva? Ziva: To save your worthless ass. Tony: From who? Vance? Mossad? Ziva: You jeporadized your entire career, and for what? Tony: For you. He was playing you, Ziva. Ziva: For some reason you felt it was your job to protect me? Tony: I did what I had to do.

i haven't seen alot of NCIS but i did see this episode last night and i was so into that scene...tony showed a glimpse to her why he did and he opened up, even if it was just a little but i still loved it

[Starfield_Scribe]

I could read these quotes all day

[Miss Kenton]

Originally Posted by jjandrd (View Post) i haven't seen alot of NCIS but i did see this episode last night and i was so into that scene...tony showed a glimpse to her why he did and he opened up, even if it was just a little but i still loved it

Isn't it such an intense scene? It kills me and thrills me at the same time.