Life on Mars - Life on Mars 300 word story #10 - Page 12

**Violent Delights** · 01-21-2012, 02:49 PM

After the fight Ray cleaned up the mess and rang his landlady to get a bag of minstrels for the paramedics and a large colander to get hold of a metal box and some nails for the box and a hammer to get his gun fixed. Chris was getting tired of the same abuse he was getting and decided that he had not said anything to the rest of the team to offend and annoy them. He then went into a pub to get some beer and got hit with the bottle that was thrown at his head and he said 'Oi! you tart what was my head made bleed you tit!'. Then there was a disagreement about the bill and how the idiot refused to admit that he had tried to assault the officer and wouldn't give a statement to DCI Hunt because he said that the others would try to stitch the guy up and then the rest of his friends that they

Lost in Translation · 01-21-2012, 07:44 PM

After the fight Ray cleaned up the mess and rang his landlady to get a bag of minstrels for the paramedics and a large colander to get hold of a metal box and some nails for the box and a hammer to get his gun fixed. Chris was getting tired of the same abuse he was getting and decided that he had not said anything to the rest of the team to offend and annoy them. He then went into a pub to get some beer and got hit with the bottle that was thrown at his head and he said 'Oi! you tart what was my head made bleed you tit!'. Then there was a disagreement about the bill and how the idiot refused to admit that he had tried to assault the officer and wouldn't give a statement to DCI Hunt because he said that the others would try to stitch the guy up and then the rest of his friends that they had

**crazy_diamond** · 01-22-2012, 04:26 AM

After the fight Ray cleaned up the mess and rang his landlady to get a bag of minstrels for the paramedics and a large colander to get hold of a metal box and some nails for the box and a hammer to get his gun fixed. Chris was getting tired of the same abuse he was getting and decided that he had not said anything to the rest of the team to offend and annoy them. He then went into a pub to get some beer and got hit with the bottle that was thrown at his head and he said 'Oi! you tart what was my head made bleed you tit!'. Then there was a disagreement about the bill and how the idiot refused to admit that he had tried to assault the officer and wouldn't give a statement to DCI Hunt because he said that the others would try to stitch the guy up and then the rest of his friends that they had the

**Violent Delights** · 01-22-2012, 06:29 AM

After the fight Ray cleaned up the mess and rang his landlady to get a bag of minstrels for the paramedics and a large colander to get hold of a metal box and some nails for the box and a hammer to get his gun fixed. Chris was getting tired of the same abuse he was getting and decided that he had not said anything to the rest of the team to offend and annoy them. He then went into a pub to get some beer and got hit with the bottle that was thrown at his head and he said 'Oi! you tart what was my head made bleed you tit!'. Then there was a disagreement about the bill and how the idiot refused to admit that he had tried to assault the officer and wouldn't give a statement to DCI Hunt because he said that the others would try to stitch the guy up and then the rest of his friends that they had the right

**crazy_diamond** · 01-22-2012, 02:00 PM

After the fight Ray cleaned up the mess and rang his landlady to get a bag of minstrels for the paramedics and a large colander to get hold of a metal box and some nails for the box and a hammer to get his gun fixed. Chris was getting tired of the same abuse he was getting and decided that he had not said anything to the rest of the team to offend and annoy them. He then went into a pub to get some beer and got hit with the bottle that was thrown at his head and he said 'Oi! you tart what was my head made bleed you tit!'. Then there was a disagreement about the bill and how the idiot refused to admit that he had tried to assault the officer and wouldn't give a statement to DCI Hunt because he said that the others would try to stitch the guy up and then the rest of his friends that they had the right to

**Violent Delights** · 01-22-2012, 02:27 PM

After the fight Ray cleaned up the mess and rang his landlady to get a bag of minstrels for the paramedics and a large colander to get hold of a metal box and some nails for the box and a hammer to get his gun fixed. Chris was getting tired of the same abuse he was getting and decided that he had not said anything to the rest of the team to offend and annoy them. He then went into a pub to get some beer and got hit with the bottle that was thrown at his head and he said 'Oi! you tart what was my head made bleed you tit!'. Then there was a disagreement about the bill and how the idiot refused to admit that he had tried to assault the officer and wouldn't give a statement to DCI Hunt because he said that the others would try to stitch the guy up and then the rest of his friends that they had the right to hit

Lost in Translation · 01-22-2012, 07:31 PM

After the fight Ray cleaned up the mess and rang his landlady to get a bag of minstrels for the paramedics and a large colander to get hold of a metal box and some nails for the box and a hammer to get his gun fixed. Chris was getting tired of the same abuse he was getting and decided that he had not said anything to the rest of the team to offend and annoy them. He then went into a pub to get some beer and got hit with the bottle that was thrown at his head and he said 'Oi! you tart what was my head made bleed you tit!'. Then there was a disagreement about the bill and how the idiot refused to admit that he had tried to assault the officer and wouldn't give a statement to DCI Hunt because he said that the others would try to stitch the guy up and then the rest of his friends that they had the right to hit up

**crazy_diamond** · 01-23-2012, 04:42 AM

After the fight Ray cleaned up the mess and rang his landlady to get a bag of minstrels for the paramedics and a large colander to get hold of a metal box and some nails for the box and a hammer to get his gun fixed. Chris was getting tired of the same abuse he was getting and decided that he had not said anything to the rest of the team to offend and annoy them. He then went into a pub to get some beer and got hit with the bottle that was thrown at his head and he said 'Oi! you tart what was my head made bleed you tit!'. Then there was a disagreement about the bill and how the idiot refused to admit that he had tried to assault the officer and wouldn't give a statement to DCI Hunt because he said that the others would try to stitch the guy up and then the rest of his friends that they had the right to hit up at

**Violent Delights** · 01-23-2012, 12:42 PM

After the fight Ray cleaned up the mess and rang his landlady to get a bag of minstrels for the paramedics and a large colander to get hold of a metal box and some nails for the box and a hammer to get his gun fixed. Chris was getting tired of the same abuse he was getting and decided that he had not said anything to the rest of the team to offend and annoy them. He then went into a pub to get some beer and got hit with the bottle that was thrown at his head and he said 'Oi! you tart what was my head made bleed you tit!'. Then there was a disagreement about the bill and how the idiot refused to admit that he had tried to assault the officer and wouldn't give a statement to DCI Hunt because he said that the others would try to stitch the guy up and then the rest of his friends that they had the right to hit up at court

**crazy_diamond** · 01-23-2012, 12:56 PM

After the fight Ray cleaned up the mess and rang his landlady to get a bag of minstrels for the paramedics and a large colander to get hold of a metal box and some nails for the box and a hammer to get his gun fixed. Chris was getting tired of the same abuse he was getting and decided that he had not said anything to the rest of the team to offend and annoy them. He then went into a pub to get some beer and got hit with the bottle that was thrown at his head and he said 'Oi! you tart what was my head made bleed you tit!'. Then there was a disagreement about the bill and how the idiot refused to admit that he had tried to assault the officer and wouldn't give a statement to DCI Hunt because he said that the others would try to stitch the guy up and then the rest of his friends that they had the right to hit up at court and

**Violent Delights** · 01-23-2012, 01:06 PM

After the fight Ray cleaned up the mess and rang his landlady to get a bag of minstrels for the paramedics and a large colander to get hold of a metal box and some nails for the box and a hammer to get his gun fixed. Chris was getting tired of the same abuse he was getting and decided that he had not said anything to the rest of the team to offend and annoy them. He then went into a pub to get some beer and got hit with the bottle that was thrown at his head and he said 'Oi! you tart what was my head made bleed you tit!'. Then there was a disagreement about the bill and how the idiot refused to admit that he had tried to assault the officer and wouldn't give a statement to DCI Hunt because he said that the others would try to stitch the guy up and then the rest of his friends that they had the right to hit up at court and claim

**crazy_diamond** · 01-23-2012, 01:10 PM

After the fight Ray cleaned up the mess and rang his landlady to get a bag of minstrels for the paramedics and a large colander to get hold of a metal box and some nails for the box and a hammer to get his gun fixed. Chris was getting tired of the same abuse he was getting and decided that he had not said anything to the rest of the team to offend and annoy them. He then went into a pub to get some beer and got hit with the bottle that was thrown at his head and he said 'Oi! you tart what was my head made bleed you tit!'. Then there was a disagreement about the bill and how the idiot refused to admit that he had tried to assault the officer and wouldn't give a statement to DCI Hunt because he said that the others would try to stitch the guy up and then the rest of his friends that they had the right to hit up at court and claim the

**Violent Delights** · 01-24-2012, 12:03 PM

After the fight Ray cleaned up the mess and rang his landlady to get a bag of minstrels for the paramedics and a large colander to get hold of a metal box and some nails for the box and a hammer to get his gun fixed. Chris was getting tired of the same abuse he was getting and decided that he had not said anything to the rest of the team to offend and annoy them. He then went into a pub to get some beer and got hit with the bottle that was thrown at his head and he said 'Oi! you tart what was my head made bleed you tit!'. Then there was a disagreement about the bill and how the idiot refused to admit that he had tried to assault the officer and wouldn't give a statement to DCI Hunt because he said that the others would try to stitch the guy up and then the rest of his friends that they had the right to hit up at court and claim the evidence

**crazy_diamond** · 01-24-2012, 12:44 PM

After the fight Ray cleaned up the mess and rang his landlady to get a bag of minstrels for the paramedics and a large colander to get hold of a metal box and some nails for the box and a hammer to get his gun fixed. Chris was getting tired of the same abuse he was getting and decided that he had not said anything to the rest of the team to offend and annoy them. He then went into a pub to get some beer and got hit with the bottle that was thrown at his head and he said 'Oi! you tart what was my head made bleed you tit!'. Then there was a disagreement about the bill and how the idiot refused to admit that he had tried to assault the officer and wouldn't give a statement to DCI Hunt because he said that the others would try to stitch the guy up and then the rest of his friends that they had the right to hit up at court and claim the evidence and

**Violent Delights** · 01-25-2012, 12:56 PM

After the fight Ray cleaned up the mess and rang his landlady to get a bag of minstrels for the paramedics and a large colander to get hold of a metal box and some nails for the box and a hammer to get his gun fixed. Chris was getting tired of the same abuse he was getting and decided that he had not said anything to the rest of the team to offend and annoy them. He then went into a pub to get some beer and got hit with the bottle that was thrown at his head and he said 'Oi! you tart what was my head made bleed you tit!'. Then there was a disagreement about the bill and how the idiot refused to admit that he had tried to assault the officer and wouldn't give a statement to DCI Hunt because he said that the others would try to stitch the guy up and then the rest of his friends that they had the right to hit up at court and claim the evidence and prove


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