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Old 05-02-2012, 02:00 PM
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max better be sticking around otherwise i dont see the point in bringing him back. and right now, its one of the only relationships i can get behind.

i do enjoy the ade/navid friendship though.
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Old 05-02-2012, 04:04 PM
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Another good episode, minus the Liam/Silver/Navid drama again!

The Naomi storyline was interesting following her break up with PJ. Glad to see Max back, I have a soft spot for Max/Naomi. And I'm happy they continued with Naomi/Annie scenes throughout the episode. That friendship is becoming my favourite, despite the Ethan mess in S1, but no one really ever remembers that Ethan existed anyway!
Completely agree with everyone else that Caleb/Annie are waaay too rushed. Despite that, they're still my favourite couple at the moment. What makes me sad is how much Caleb has sacrificed to be with Annie, and yet he will inevitably leave soon anyway to make room for some more couple-swapping as 90210 does.
I was really annoyed that Annie wouldn't tell the truth to help Austin out, he did her a massive favour by covering for her, and went to prison for it! She really could have helped him out even if it was going to hurt her, seeing as Caleb found out the truth anyway.
Not sure how I feel about the Austin/Ade stuff, I guess I'll just see where that goes. But I do wish they would end the many music storyline's all over the place. There are other jobs available - or how about college?! It's becoming like One Tree Hill, where every character has some high profile celebrity job, and it's completely ridiculous. And at least in OTH the job seemed true to the character - Liam has the acting skills of a peanut.
And all I'll say about Liam/Silver/Navid is that that storyline needs to end. Now.
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From what their portraying, Max will be Naomi's end game. Whether he's back next season or what.
I just hope Rob Hoffman stays on. Cuz im holding onto this show for dear life, and its getting harder and harder.

This is the only show without a stable couple.
They had something with Nade but they had to throw Silver in there to ruin Navid.

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Completely agree with everyone else that Caleb/Annie are waaay too rushed. Despite that, they're still my favourite couple at the moment. What makes me sad is how much Caleb has sacrificed to be with Annie, and yet he will inevitably leave soon anyway to make room for some more couple-swapping as 90210 does.
I was really annoyed that Annie wouldn't tell the truth to help Austin out, he did her a massive favour by covering for her, and went to prison for it! She really could have helped him out even if it was going to hurt her, seeing as Caleb found out the truth anyway.
Annie is such an idiot. After everything that Austin did for her, shes still keeping secrets and throwing him under the bus. Just wanna slap her sometimes.
& Is it just me but i don't understand the harm in telling Ade that she was a prostitute? I get the Caleb thing, but why would Ade say anything to him.
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It's hard to review this episode when I only half-loved it. I will say though, three of my favorite things that happened was the return of Max Miller, Adrianna and Navid interactions, and Annie/Naomi's friendship! Besides that, I thought every thing else was pretty 'eh.'

First and foremost...Annie. I love this girl so much and I'm always seeing myself rooting for her! But the writers definitely rushed her and Caleb's relationship! I feel like Caleb, who's been wanting to be a priest ever since he was a kid, would still hold his values as a Catholic...living a chaste lifestyle. Before Annie and Caleb had sex, their relationship to me was really romantic. (It still is..hehe) I just felt that him waiting for her was really sweet and that he would be saving himself for her! For me, I would like to see a couple with some values...and I don't understand why everyone has to sleep with each other after three episodes of admitting they like one another. I'm also VERY curious with what's going to happen with her 'escort' story! The writers are bringing back everything and I can't wait to see what happens to Annie. If Caleb TRULY loves Annie..he won't care about her past and he'll love her for who she is. But I have a feeling he's going to be really offended and upset and leave! asflkajsdf;lkajf Isn't Annie still on probation till she's 25 for killing a man in S1? I wonder what kind of punishment she'll get this time. Oh well, I love Annie and I want her to have a stable relationship with someone who REALLY cares for her. One who'll fight for her.

Dixon...Wow. Who knew having no Dixon on a couple of episodes could really affect the way I view 90210. Not having Tristan Wilds on the show makes me realize how vital he was on the show. Dixon was the show's 'quarterback' - the guy who kept the group together and gave the show the 'cool' edge. I miss him and his interactions with Annie! He did sort of make his choice when he chose his career over Ade. I don't see a reason for them getting back together. But hopefully we'll see him again real soon!

Naomi Clark. 90210's golden girl. I'm glad she found out what kind of guy PJ really was! I'm SUPER EXCITED for her! I feel like the writers are doing well with bringing back Max (which I will talk about more later). He is the one that got away! I can't help but to feel that they're going to be endgame! I SOOO hope so! Max and Naomi's relationship is so unique...unlike the other relationships on the show, their relationship has love and chemistry! Naomi and Annie's friendship is honestly genuine. These girls have gone through a lot with each other, made mistakes, but the thing that draws me to this relationship is how they are able to forgive each other and move on. They truly are a girl's gal! I'm always saying this but I would love to see Naomi in college. I feel like that was her goal in the past three seasons..to live in CU! To have the college experience! I have so much respect for Naomi seeing that she never dated any of her friend's exes! SO MUCH RESPECT.

Navid. I giggled at the small dorky comments he made throughout this episode! I miss his dorky side so much! I can't help but to feel that somehow, one way or another, him and Ade will reunite! They're relationship is so honest and caring! I keep replaying season 1 in my head every time they have a scene together! Navid, let me tell you something, Liam is NOT your friend! He was. But Liam showed him his true colors when he told him to go back. Liam is STILL trying to pursue Silver! So annoying. I want to see what the writers have for Navid, he needs a new storyline!

Silver. She really is love crazy. I'm glad Ade called her out when she told Silver, "We're not in high school anymore." It's true! Silver can't keep playing games! She needs to grow up! Two things I hope for her is that she really doesn't have the cancer gene and that she's not pregnant! Writers! Silver is majoring in film! Do something with that, instead of having every guy on the show get in her pants. It's disgusting! I hate her with Liam! They are so RANDOM. Their relationship is equivalent to (if there ever was a) Naomi/Navid, It's boring and irrelevant! I also want to see Annie's reaction to this entire thing! She barely had any scenes with Liam these past episodes and she's had history with his character since S1 and I cannot bare to have her have a normal reaction..it's Annie after all! She HAS to overreact! That's why I love her! As of now, Silver's sort of just a piece of 'furniture' sitting around on the show, looking pretty.

Adrianna! Can someone else give her a story line that doesn't include music in it? I love her singing but enough with these music story lines! I don't want her with Austin, I don't want her with Dixon, I want her with Navid! I loved when she told Silver that Navid is such a great guy! I'm glad she appreciates what she had! I'd be pretty upset at Dixon too if he chose his career over me, after lying about his music! Ade has really been a good person to her friends this past season. She's growing and she's maturing! I just hope they keep her relationship with Liam --> JUST FRIENDS! Ade and Navid still have potential in that they have three seasons of history under their belt! They can reunite!

Liam. I have nothing to say. You're a scum bastard who doesn't deserve to have friends like Navid, Ade, Naomi, and Annie. He obviously is apathetic towards anything not Silver! He's willing to lose his guy friend over Silver! Whatever happened to 'bros' over 'hoes'...LITERALLY! Liam needs to make his mind up. I'm glad Ade mentioned something about rushing into a random relationship after Vanessa! I feel like Ade is the only treating 'love' as something important! Ade is a real suck up for a romantic! I love her friendship with Liam!

Ivy! You're guy is an illegal immigrant. I totally did not see that coming! I wonder what's going to play out! I actually like how Diego showed her how to express her feelings by tagging walls! As much as I hate Diego, he's the 'ONE' that understands what Ivy is going through. I wonder what's going to happen with Ivy.

MAX MILLER! First of all, I just want to get it out there that I don't think it's of his character to want to get married first year of college. He was raving mad about MIT that I don't think he would want to get married so soon! But him returning gives me hope that he'll get back with Naomi! Max is a great character! aslfkja;ldskjfa;ksfdas I LOVE HIM!
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So do we think Max Naomi will be reuninting by the finale?
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this was a really good episode!!!! im kind of shocked at how much i enjoyed it.
i really only didnt care much about the ivy storyline. i dont like her much.


anywayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.. SO MUCH DRAMA!

i love Ade so much, its not even funny. just one year ago, i hated her, but now?! she is a star. the conscience of the show. i love it. i love how she turned her life around.

liam and silver. whatever. i dont care about them. they can do whatever they want. i just want navid and ade back together. they were the best couple on this show. the only couple with real build up and angst.

a close second is obviously max and naomi!!! omg. i hope they get back together! i loved them so much. so excited for this.

the annie storyline is kind of creepy, but very 90210-ish so whatever. they have good chemistry and up until now, i liked her with liam. now im all for annie and priest guy
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shira! nice bumping into you here. i started watching again when a little bird told me max was coming back. ICA with your entire post.

i actually loved crazy ade last year, but i love her even more now. JLow gets more beautiful every time i see her. just please take the microphone away. please.

i find myself loving all the girls right now, minus silver. and pretty annoyed by all the guys, minus the guest stars.

this show...

i'm actually looking forward to next week!

ETA: i miss tristan.
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Who is Tristan again?

I like navid from the guys, even though I haven't liked him in a very long time.
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Ohh, yes. I miss him too then.
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I miss Dixon too and I do love Adrianna but god I am so over any sort of music storyline. I hate when shows do that.
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their trying to do a glee. lol.
im sry buts annoying and a waste of screentime to have lowndes sing in EVERY episode
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It's hard to review this episode when I only half-loved it. I will say though, three of my favorite things that happened was the return of Max Miller, Adrianna and Navid interactions, and Annie/Naomi's friendship! Besides that, I thought every thing else was pretty 'eh.'

First and foremost...Annie. I love this girl so much and I'm always seeing myself rooting for her! But the writers definitely rushed her and Caleb's relationship! I feel like Caleb, who's been wanting to be a priest ever since he was a kid, would still hold his values as a Catholic...living a chaste lifestyle. Before Annie and Caleb had sex, their relationship to me was really romantic. (It still is..hehe) I just felt that him waiting for her was really sweet and that he would be saving himself for her! For me, I would like to see a couple with some values...and I don't understand why everyone has to sleep with each other after three episodes of admitting they like one another. I'm also VERY curious with what's going to happen with her 'escort' story! The writers are bringing back everything and I can't wait to see what happens to Annie. If Caleb TRULY loves Annie..he won't care about her past and he'll love her for who she is. But I have a feeling he's going to be really offended and upset and leave! asflkajsdf;lkajf Isn't Annie still on probation till she's 25 for killing a man in S1? I wonder what kind of punishment she'll get this time. Oh well, I love Annie and I want her to have a stable relationship with someone who REALLY cares for her. One who'll fight for her.

Dixon...Wow. Who knew having no Dixon on a couple of episodes could really affect the way I view 90210. Not having Tristan Wilds on the show makes me realize how vital he was on the show. Dixon was the show's 'quarterback' - the guy who kept the group together and gave the show the 'cool' edge. I miss him and his interactions with Annie! He did sort of make his choice when he chose his career over Ade. I don't see a reason for them getting back together. But hopefully we'll see him again real soon!

Naomi Clark. 90210's golden girl. I'm glad she found out what kind of guy PJ really was! I'm SUPER EXCITED for her! I feel like the writers are doing well with bringing back Max (which I will talk about more later). He is the one that got away! I can't help but to feel that they're going to be endgame! I SOOO hope so! Max and Naomi's relationship is so unique...unlike the other relationships on the show, their relationship has love and chemistry! Naomi and Annie's friendship is honestly genuine. These girls have gone through a lot with each other, made mistakes, but the thing that draws me to this relationship is how they are able to forgive each other and move on. They truly are a girl's gal! I'm always saying this but I would love to see Naomi in college. I feel like that was her goal in the past three seasons..to live in CU! To have the college experience! I have so much respect for Naomi seeing that she never dated any of her friend's exes! SO MUCH RESPECT.

Navid. I giggled at the small dorky comments he made throughout this episode! I miss his dorky side so much! I can't help but to feel that somehow, one way or another, him and Ade will reunite! They're relationship is so honest and caring! I keep replaying season 1 in my head every time they have a scene together! Navid, let me tell you something, Liam is NOT your friend! He was. But Liam showed him his true colors when he told him to go back. Liam is STILL trying to pursue Silver! So annoying. I want to see what the writers have for Navid, he needs a new storyline!

Silver. She really is love crazy. I'm glad Ade called her out when she told Silver, "We're not in high school anymore." It's true! Silver can't keep playing games! She needs to grow up! Two things I hope for her is that she really doesn't have the cancer gene and that she's not pregnant! Writers! Silver is majoring in film! Do something with that, instead of having every guy on the show get in her pants. It's disgusting! I hate her with Liam! They are so RANDOM. Their relationship is equivalent to (if there ever was a) Naomi/Navid, It's boring and irrelevant! I also want to see Annie's reaction to this entire thing! She barely had any scenes with Liam these past episodes and she's had history with his character since S1 and I cannot bare to have her have a normal reaction..it's Annie after all! She HAS to overreact! That's why I love her! As of now, Silver's sort of just a piece of 'furniture' sitting around on the show, looking pretty.

Adrianna! Can someone else give her a story line that doesn't include music in it? I love her singing but enough with these music story lines! I don't want her with Austin, I don't want her with Dixon, I want her with Navid! I loved when she told Silver that Navid is such a great guy! I'm glad she appreciates what she had! I'd be pretty upset at Dixon too if he chose his career over me, after lying about his music! Ade has really been a good person to her friends this past season. She's growing and she's maturing! I just hope they keep her relationship with Liam --> JUST FRIENDS! Ade and Navid still have potential in that they have three seasons of history under their belt! They can reunite!

Liam. I have nothing to say. You're a scum bastard who doesn't deserve to have friends like Navid, Ade, Naomi, and Annie. He obviously is apathetic towards anything not Silver! He's willing to lose his guy friend over Silver! Whatever happened to 'bros' over 'hoes'...LITERALLY! Liam needs to make his mind up. I'm glad Ade mentioned something about rushing into a random relationship after Vanessa! I feel like Ade is the only treating 'love' as something important! Ade is a real suck up for a romantic! I love her friendship with Liam!

Ivy! You're guy is an illegal immigrant. I totally did not see that coming! I wonder what's going to play out! I actually like how Diego showed her how to express her feelings by tagging walls! As much as I hate Diego, he's the 'ONE' that understands what Ivy is going through. I wonder what's going to happen with Ivy.

MAX MILLER! First of all, I just want to get it out there that I don't think it's of his character to want to get married first year of college. He was raving mad about MIT that I don't think he would want to get married so soon! But him returning gives me hope that he'll get back with Naomi! Max is a great character! aslfkja;ldskjfa;ksfdas I LOVE HIM!
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Mini-review for Bride and Prejudice:

Loved: Pissed off Ade throwing pots and pans and other Navade escapades, Rob Hoffman's acting, Naomi cell phone flirting with Caleb, Silver dressing like one of the Newsies, Nick Zano hotness and making Wilson work his fiancee's engagement party, Ade gets her job back (Liam finally grew a brain cell), Naomi/Annie friendship...awww, Austin/Ade aren't bad actually, Navid clocking Austin in his smug face, "Teardrops Fall" but it's not like I want to buy it, well-acted break-up scene between PJ/Naomi, CAR scene with Nannie, RAIN KISS SCENE....eeeeeeep
Hated: Liam being attracted to Silver despite bad fashion sense, Silver's Dust Bunny hat, Ivy nearly getting run over (faaaaake), skanky bar sex, Annie swearing in front of the priest and then saying she can't fall in love with him, Liam sabotaging Nilver (I hate Nilver, but I don't want Liam being the one killing them off), Naustin with the ever present drinking Austin, Silver cheats on yet another boyfriend (girl's as fickle as the wind).

Besides the one hundredth Silver triangle, this was actually a pretty good episode. I loved some of the friendship scenes (Nannie, Naomi/Silver on the boat, Austin/Ade), Cannie's adorable as a teddy bear, and I liked the character growth of Naomi and Ade being pissed.

Navid and Austin break the ice, Naomi can't be bought with a price, and if you're a 90210 brunette in the rain, it's your hairstyle you will sacrifice.
Episode: B

Previously on 90210....Ade decided to go Taylor Swift, Liam sucked the rainwater from Silver's mouth, and Navid got seriously hosed! Dang, this show never changes.

Ivy's playing Checkers with Diego's cousin when the other girls approach with donuts. The woman leaves when she sees they only left the regular glazed ones. Annie needs an extraordinary amount of sugar to stay peppy so that's why the other box is gone. Ivy calls Caleb a jerkwipe for assuming she's coocoo for Cocoa Puffs. Silver gives her expert medical advice...Ivy is NOT pregnant. Annie says I'll be taking these donuts back then. Ivy's angry and goes to find Gloria so they can rob a Dunkin Donuts together.

Naomi has her one carb of the month by eating a donut. She reminds Silver that she's got the BRCA gene and for extra torture, calls her Sil. Navid's going to take Silver to get a mammogram and to hear other people say "boobs" for half an hour. He is such a good boyfriend. Silver says she's lucky Navid hasn't hit puberty yet.

Adrianna almost gets hit by Navid with a frying pan, but he doesn't have enough strength to lift it for more than a minute. She came for her lucky shoes...unlike Silver, she's unlucky when it comes to boys wanting her. Navid needs to know if Adrianna has a life, which I like, but then proceeds to tell her to stop hanging out with Austin, which I don't like. Then he calls Austin cheesy and all is forgiven. But seriously Navid, stay out of it. Adrianna will wallop you with a blender otherwise.

"Why can't all guys be like Navid?" Naomi, maybe you need to be in the loony bin. Meanwhile, Annie rates her kisses, ladies and gentlemen. The other top 2 are Liam and Rabies Monkey. She's also got two probs. Cannie doesn't hang out for too long so they can avoid temptation. Plus Annie has to recharge and stuffs a bear claw in her mouth. Who has a date at the La Brea Tar Pits? Annie who talks with her mouth full. Naomi says she has a meeting with a potential client. Annie says she doesn't have to work cause she's got PJ's checks. Naomi makes a plan to push Annie into the tar. She barely got out of that mud pit awhile back.

Navid is appreciating Liam's body. His can never be like that unless he ditches his beloved cereal. He thanks Liam for being there for Silver. Yeah, don't care. This storyline would be better if it was Navid/Ade/Liam since there was build-up for both ships but this is 90210 so....no dice. Liam gets cufflinks and Navid gets lost. Now we know who wears the big man tuxedo pants.

Naomi tries to get Madison drunk so that she'll hire her. Beach Blonde Heiress is super excited that Naomi was available and she's getting married! Naomi nearly snorts her champagne. Why are all these 19-year ols getting hitched? They can't all have trust funds.

Navid is reading up on female reproduction so he can find out where babies come from. He's surprised there's no pictures of a stork. Silver comes in nauseous to show one of the side effects. Navid asks if he can put his boobs into a machine and if he stinks. The nurse comes in and asks Silver questions. Navid calls Silver a meth head.....for tea. Okaaaaay. Navid used to be so much funnier when he wasn't with Silver. He should've asked the nurse if he was an A cup or B cup. Instead, she asks the second most prominent question of the series: Could you be knocked up or are we in for another faux preggers storyline? Silver makes a similar face: Ohhhhh, this is just greeeeeeeat. I like how the nurse doesn't give a tick about Navid's jokes though. She must remember the likeable Navid of season 1/2. This guy's just a boobless chump.

Navid's trying to figure out how Silver could get pregnant. He read the pamphlet but Greg's gone and the stork is vacationing in Florida. They decide to wait on the pregnancy situation until the stork gets his pale keister back to the zip.

It's another romantic day at the Tar Pits. Cannie's talking about how cute the dead mammoths are and make googly eyes at each other. Annie asks if Caleb can surf on the tar. He says gosh no, Annie, but your hair's sure purdy like tar. My hair is pretty brown, teehee, says Annie. They walk together, happy to be alive and out of the tar.

Austin drags Adrianna to meet his loser papa, Hillbilly Ray Cyrus. Hillbilly likes Ade's voice but think she doesn't fit into the country genre. Doesn't he know they're going to have Ade sing anyway no matter how much he protests? Silly guest star. He offers her a spot anyway and then leaves to chew on a toothpick. Ade's nervous since she doesn't own any flannel or boots.

Cannie drinks one bottle of coke as a team. They don't worry about germs or getting crazy caffinated. Sister Mary Clarence comes over to give them a stern look and wants to know when Caleb is going to take her to Sister Act on Broadway. Annie's mad because she's an actress and deserves to go to Broadway just as much. Caleb has a tough decision to make. Annie pouts and pours the rest of the Coke out.

Annie comes in complaining about nuns and tar and 90210 product placement while Naomi sifts through bridal magazines. She says she's planning this wedding no matter what and oh, Caleb called. He wants to make God happy so Annie's not going to Broadway. Luckily for Naomi, Diego's there so she can avoid Annie's monster wrath. Raj 2.0 is told where Ivy is after Annie explains how mad women can get. Naomi suggests PLL Raj talk to Ivy. He says he's got better things to do, like graffiti her house. Naomi makes like Navid and chases him into the streets with a frying pan.

Why does Navid look like he stepped out of the fifties with his gelled hair and colorblock sweater? He must've seen Hairspray when he was in Jersey. He goes behind the bar to drink some of Liam's cheap beer, then spills about Silver having random sex and maybe carrying a bun in the oven. Liam asks if he can have half the bun. Navid says you're really stupid and the big 42 behind Liam is probably his I.Q.

Why does BBHeiress get a nicer dress than most of the girls? She must be major rich. She's not even interested in the napkins. She's like butlers come wipe my chin so this is pointless. This chick is kind of a space cadet. I bet if someone mentions Mars she wouldn't know whether it was the planet or the candy bar. Naomi says she'll take her to the perfect venue just to get the girl out of her house.

PLL Raj comes to free Ivy from the mental health facility. Who's going to play Checkers with Gloria now?

HillBilly Ray Cyrus is twanging it up and playing a guitar he made out of a toilet lid and fishing line. Adrianna praises him but Austin says he should play for deaf fans. Hillybilly tells her not to screw up, since Adrianna's life is usually 95% screwed up, and then tells her not to steal his song. She says she can't steal a song that makes her breaks out in hives. Mission accomplished then, says HillBilly. Then Austin yells at Ade not to screw up too. Wow, those Ridge men are a real catch.

Madison and Naomi walk down the aisle together in a beautiful chapel. Naomi shuts up before Madison gets any ideas. Instead, Madison pulls out a newspaper article that says PJ got married. Ooopsy. Space cadet. Why does it feel like Spacey Heiress is going to bring Naomi a world of pain? Next she'll be besties with Jen and get Naomi's favorite lipstick discontinued. Naomi rants about PJ in an empty chapel, scaring Madison and the angels. Spacey Heiress looks like she wants to run. Who knew wedding planners went insane? She should've went on the Bachelor instead.

Naomi's chillaxing in her pool in her wedding dress, like any other jilted former bride. Annie tells Naomi that she shouldn't ruin Spacey Heiress' wedding just because she's bummed. Naomi tells Annie to get her some wine and to step on it. She can't drink alcohol if her hands hands are prune-ish. I wonder if they bought Naomi's wedding dress because it was for this scenesince it's one of the most absorbent wedding dresses I've seen.

Ade makes sure to give Silver a plainer premiere dress than hers. Silver barely has taste so Ade considers it charity. Ade calls Navid the best. When are they going to stop fooling around and get them back together? It feels like they were telegraphing it. At least they're not having Silver confess to Annie. "Isn't it possible to have feelings for two people at the same time?" Yes, Silver, because it happens every season with you. Ade tries to inject some common sense into Silver but Silver's just biding her time until Austin is in her line of sight.

PLL Raj brings Ivy outside to talk about his dead brother, who was in a gang and whose face he painted next to a crazy laughing TV set. Who's crazier-- Ivy or the wacky TV? You make the call. Ivy's going to do Raj proper and commit a crime in his name. Sweeeeeeeeeet. The chomping TV set is not amused and may rat them out.

Women scream for Liam, but the only one he wants in the car with him is Ade. Liam needs help dressing himself so Ade helps. Liam needs help undressing himself so Ade helps. Okay, one of those isn't true. But they both look bangin' so maybe they should bang. It's no more unbelievable than having this movie premiere about two weeks after they wrapped filming. I know this was written by a TV writer but still.....Anyways, Ade suggests Liam be single which is a novel concept in 90210 land but Liam can't keep it in his pants so it's too late. Ade's smarter than the average bear so she figures out that Liam's referring to Silver. Her mouth hangs open. Silver's been through all the men faster than her.

Annie's getting ready when Caleb comes in. They're sorry for avoiding each other and have a deeper conversation than Lannie will ever have. Cannie stops avoiding each other....like really. Table sex! The nuns are going to trap Annie and hit her with rulers, and then stuff Caleb in a closet until he forgets all about the Tar Pits.

Liam's flashing his pearlies for the paparazzi. He thinks the flashing cameras mean there's a alien invasion coming and tackles a journalist. Naomi and Navid swoop in arm in arm since all the girls think Navid's the best. In a perfect world, this would be Ade's premiere and Navid would be her date, and Silver would hand out press badges. Ade has to track down Silver to discuss the maybe baby. Every hot girl has to leave Navid by himself since it's realistic.

Cannie's laid up in the sheets. He assures Annie she's bodacious. You can tell God's mad because Annie's covered in sunshine; she's gonna get one severe suntan.

Ivy completes her tribute to Original Recipe Raj, and thanks Diego for heping her. Then the coppers pull up. The wedding elephant wants royalties since Ivy painted him in neon.

Silver comes over to get her picture with Liam and oh, yeah, spill the news that she could be carrying a lil' Liam. The paparazzi decide to add fuel to the fire and take red carpet pics of Siam. Navid gets jealous and decides to introduce Liam to his fist. Bam! Navid's got muscle...in that one appendage. Whaaaaaaat, says Liam? I thought we were swapping partners, pardner. Navid says well, Annie's with the priest so I missed out. Bam!

The premiere's gone crazy. Navid and Liam want to give each other boo boos so Silver can kiss it and make it better. 'At least it wasn't a secret relationship." Was Liam referencing the lameness of season 3 Nilver? If so, props there. Ade is Liam's bodyguard since she supports his modelling and Naomi's Navid's bodyguard because he's Navid. What wimps. Silver gets into the fray and announces she's not pregnant. Good. But they can't squash it. Silver needs to be loved by two men...at all times. Siiiiigh.

Austin comes over to see if Annie will cook him up some vittles. He also asks her to come clean about the whole sorority house business. She won't so Austin goes to ride a mechanical bull so he'll feel better. But Caleb overheard everything. A prostitute? Dear Lord, Annie's like Rahab. How do you solve a problem like Maria....I mean, Annie?

Ade and Naomi discuss how much love sucks. Then, Naomi goes to find Spacey Heiress to pick up her premiere bar tab. She's got the dough so she's gotta go.

Diego's an illegal immigrant? Goodness. Well, in their case, a wedding might work. Green card marriage! Naomi can plan the whole thing, Ade can sing since it's impossible for her not to, and Annie can asks Caleb to marry them. Diego ditches Ivy so he can pick up a tux. Ivy frets that she can't get married in a bikini.

Silver gave Navid some frozen peas for his one hand. Punching Liam's smug face hurts. Silver confesses to Navid and they break up...unofficially. Navid asks if the peas are expired. Silver says nothing. Navid departs. That was the last straw.

Spacey Heiress goes out to check on if the servants are doing their job and runs into Naomi. Naomi apologizes for her bitterness so she can still get the cash. Spacey Heiress forgives her and they talk about how PJ's gonna get herpes. Naomi mentions that she fell in love with a good guy once. Ding dong. We all know who's coming, right? Max!!!!!!!! Yesssssssssssss! This made the whole episode worth it. Now if only Spacey Heiress would book herself a one-way flight to the Bermude Triangle.......

Well, this episode wasn't boring. I don't really understand why Naomi came to her epiphany while watching Navid and Liam fight over Silver's fickle self. Whatever. 90210 logic.

I did like Ivy's memorial to Raj but making Diego an illegal immigrant is a tad stereotypical. They should've made him A's little helper and done a cross-over.

Cannie's so wonderful, and I'm interested in how he reacts to her checkered past.

The triangle is dreadful. The actors can have all the chemistry they want, but if the writing's not good, I'm not buying it. The only good thing that can come out of this is a Navianna reunion. Oh, and possibly Lade limo sex.

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax. This alone bumps it up to a B+.

Cannie has forbidden sex, Spacey Heiress writes Naomi's checks, and if Corporate Invaders is a hit, what fine piece of cinema will be next? I'd like to buy the world one Coke so Cannie can live in harmony......then Max and Naomi can hook up and let Spacey Heiress get lost at sea........
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