How I Met Your Mother - The Painter [ Aly/Lily ] #23 ~ "How much is it, on a scale from 'never' to 'never ever'?"

**PhoenixRising** · 07-01-2022, 06:43 PM

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Lily Quotes!
"Marshall just ditched out on our own party. Could you get me in there? I kinda need to kill him."
"You know something, I'd take a P in the gutter over Julia Roberts any day."
"I think I know how to get us in. Follow me."
"Nobody remembers what the hell a hanging chad is."
"Sad commentary! Rrrawk! All right, Polly gotta pee!"
"Just play cool, don't Ted-out about it."
"It was a cockamouse!"
"It's some sort of mutant combination of the two. It's as if a cockroach and a mouse, you know..."
"On Monday I'm gonna have to tell my kindergarten class, who I teach not to run with scissors, that my fiance ran me through with a freakin' broadsword!"
"I'm sorry, is this a discussion about the degree to which you stabbed me?"
"But I'm the bride. So, I win."
"Right, but I'm the bride. So, I win."
"Yeah, I know, my stomach was like "Girlfriend, we don't always get along but that cake..."
"Wow, your room must smell like a monkey cage."
"Oh, this dress is totally going to get me laid on my wedding night."
"The package? You’ve already given me the package. You’ve got a great package, Marshall. I love your package."
"Your package has always been big enough. You may not realize this Marshall Eriksen, but you’ve got a huge package!"
"I've got a wedding to plan in nine weeks for 200 people. I'd agree to almost anything right now."
"Ahh! Sweet damn, that’s a hot plate!"
"Why would I want to change anything? This place is great, except you don't have a TV."
"It hurts my eyes..."
"You'll be sorry, Ted Mosby."
"Happy?! Now you've pissed off the big guy upstairs."
"Uggh, now it just smells like a...homeless guy threw up in here."
"I know, I'm beautiful! I'm a fairy princess!"I'm too skinny for my dress!!"
"We should come up with a whole new last name. Marshall: Oh, that's easy; Lily and Marshall Skywalker. Lily: Lily and Marshall Hasselhoff."
"We're not gonna date them, we're just gonna be friends with them."
"Oh, but Ted, if you get rid of the butterfly how's everyone gonna know you're a stripper from Reno with daddy issues?"
"Marshall, they're in kindergarten. You don't teach basketball this way"
"At tomorrow's game, if you're anything less than a teddybear stuffed with cotton-candy and rainbows, I will silent-treatment your ass into the ground. You will think the time I found your Internet search history was a picnic."
"Kiss my husband? MY HUSBAND?!?! Nobody kisses my future baby daddy but me!"
"You know what, Marshall, why don't you have a baby with your Dad?"
"No, you're not a New Yorker until you've cried on the subway and not given a damn what anyone thinks."
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The Lily Latest
Barney: Marshall, knowing how important this is to me, do you think
Lily would even consider--and by the way I would do all the work...
Marshall: I will end your life.
Barney: Right!