Ted asked Lily if Robin could have a cup of tea while she was out with her friend. Marshall tried to help by giving a beer instead. Robin got angry because she heard that beer makes people bloated and also green like leprechauns. The gang laughed at her while Barney was looking at her hair because there was something tangled in it. He started to dance to Shakira's "Hips don't Lie" but then suddenly Ted saw him so he suddenly ducked behind a counter hoping that he wasn't seen. Unfortunately Marshall did something extremely weird with his hair causing everybody to scream in high pitched girly voices and dance in a circle around the table. Suddenly it occurred to them that it was ridiculous to do something like sing a song and tap dance to a song that was so funky. Hearing a scratching noise through the grate under the floor, Lily painted a picture of the weird panda sitting next to a banana split which Robin tried to eat because she was hungry. Marshall said he never tried banana flavored mousse because he was terrified of anything yellow and creamy because once a baboon tried to kiss a little mouse and eat all the cheese. Barney decided to buy pink boa to give someone as a gift. He wished that Robin would just say what she wanted to do. Robin went shopping with Lily for a dress to wear to the opera, they were going to see Marshall singing with the gorillas and penguin, and that was fun. Afterwards everybody was tired of singing so they went to Ted's for drinks. They got drunk on scotch and then switched to shots but it was late, so everyone fell asleep inside a big taxi which never stopped running. The cost was
astronomical.
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