Gossip Girl - Evermore {Nathaniel A. ♥ Blair W.} #501: Don't you walk away from NB!

NateBlairlover · 09-11-2009, 08:16 AM

Milestones;

01.The beginning of true love.
25.Twenty-five threads of three simple words.
50.Because everlasting love isn't redundant.
100.A Hundred threads of evermore unity.
150.A Hundred-fifty threads of NB craziness.
200.Two-hundred threads of believing in destiny.
250.Only the deepest love is certain to be understood.
300.Three-hundred threads of being alone in this crowded room without you.
350: Official TDK Damnation!
400: Long live the King and Queen!
450: Four-hundred and fifty threads of wishing you were here.
500: Their names will live on forever.

The Dark Knight titles;
Because BN don't wear hockey pads!
Because you're just a freak, like NB!
We should really stop fighting or we'll miss our fireworks.
"Which one are you going after?" NB!
He said his compounds would take us places!
It's not about sending a message....it's about money.
Because we make our own luck.
Nate or his blushing bride-to-be? BOTH!
Because "I think you and I are destined...".
Because how could you want to raise moralistic human beings on a show like this?
Because "Slaughtering" NB is not the best medicine!
Because we'll all be saying "I told you so".
Because we're crazier than usual when it comes to NB.
There's a misunderstanding with the GC police force. We couldn't let such a thing threaten NB.
Because things are worse than ever!
Because NB are good with calculation.
How long do you calculate you'll last in there without NB?
I trust you don't have NB followed on their day off.
Don't make NB our only hope for a normal life.
Because we'll see how loyal a hungry fan really is.
You cannot leave NB alone with these people.
You can't protect NB. You can't even protect yourselves.
With respect GC, perhaps NB are people you just don't understand either.
We want NB. WHERE ARE THEY?!
Is Blatsylvania in the city limits?
You must be the keeper of our precious NB. Release them at once! Or all hell will break loose.
Save it. I want to meet NB.
I guess the Evermore's are as crazy as they say.
NB are agents of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair.
We're trying to hit them where it hurts: their wallets.
Friends? Have you met NB?
There's no word from the Evermores as they mourn NB.
What makes you think we want to hear you talk?
NB as your accomplice? This was all YOUR idea.
So we'll hunt him because he can't take it. Because he's not our hero.
Because we truly are incorruptable.
Because if they're going to play games, we're going to need a cup of coffee.
Because "things will always get worse before they get better".
Because they can't stitch themselves up. They've made a bloody mess.
They knew that the NB'ers wouldn't go down without a fight but this is different; they crossed the line.
You know where I can find NB? I need to talk to them about something.
You have nothing, nothing to threaten us with. Nothing to do with all your strength.
Is there anyone in this town we can trust? NB. We can trust NB.
Heads, you keep NB. Tails? Not so lucky.
So you want to tell us about NB?
NB are outlaws. They're demanding that NB turn themselves in because they're scared.
Well, we grew up in Blats, and we turned out all right.
They need NB right now, but when they don't, they'll cast them out, like a leper!
NB spat in the faces of GC's criminals.
He was right. We have to fix real problem: GC.
No. You need an ace in the hole. Ours is NB.
If you don't like what NB have to offer, you can buy from someone else.
Does it depress you? Does it make you feel responsible for NB's current predicament?
They think they can sit it out and still take a slice? We know why they call them "NB."
Because if anyone asks, we got BN out!
It's happening now. NB is that hero.
If every NBer gets a share, five shares is plenty.
"So why do they call them NB?" I hear they wear makeup to scare people, like war paint.
Why wouldn't NB come? Hopefully because they're busy.
5k for GC dead and a million for it alive, we want to teach it some manners first.
You sure you want to embarass NB in front of their Evermores? Oh don't worry, they're coming too.
Sir, the card from the joker had traces of NB's DNA.
Today we've found out what NB can't do; they can't endure this.
We don't know what we would do with NB if we got them.
We're not GC, we try to show GC how pathetic their attempts to control NB really are.
NB had plans.... look where that got them.
My guess is that we missed one. "Yeah, well what's your guess about where NB are?"
Don't let NB find you out here again!
Could you identify NB for us, please?
You gonna count NB in?
NB will get your warrants but they want your trust.
Another long night, NB?
As you are all aware, one of NB's deposits were stolen.
Rest assured, NB are safe.
Give us a reason why we shouldn't have NB here pull your head off.
NB know the squealers when they see them.
We told you to keep NB in the loop.
We're going after GC's life savings; things will get ugly.
The CIA had a program in the 60s to get NB out of hot spots.
When GC finds out that you've helped NB they're gonna kill you?

Future Thread Titles;
Because it's been the longest winter without you.
Because Spencer and his flesh colored beard ship NB!
Because after the show it's the afterparty!
Because she's not like the other girls.
Because she's his better half and the others are just fighting over the rest of him.
Because isn't there something missing?
Because if you don't shoot it, how am I supposed to hold it?
Because it's death before dishonoring NB.
Because we support BN no matter how much the galaxy hates us for it.
Because we will not let time erase us.
LC/NB: better than porn since 2007!
Because NB + whiteout = WHITE HOT!
Because I hope the Lonely Hearts' Club Band will play out one last song.
Love them or hate them, NB are still an obsession.
Living in a dream of N and B, is not the way our life should be.
Our loneliness is killing us - we need some NB!
We must confess, we still believe (in NB)!
That's what you're saying about us now? That we're paranoid?
"Hello, NB, how are you today?" In prison, yourself?
Evil must be punished. Maybe that's why they want us out of the way, so we can't do anything to stop it.
Don't toot your horn, honey. You're not that good.
Only after disaster can we be resurrected.
We are enlightened.
And then, something happened. We let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and silent and complete. We found freedom.
Well, they pulled it on NB and NB dropped them down an elevator shaft.
The horror is this: in the end, it is simply a picture of empty meaningless blackness.
At first we were afraid... we were petrified!
You thought we'd crumble, lay down and die - but we'll survive!
We are survivors. We are like cockroaches, you just can't get rid of us.
NB are not the greatest; they are the double greatest. Not only do they knock 'em out, but they pick the round.
Son of a box. Eff this shiz.
"Can I play with your panty line?"
"My favorite time is 6 to 9, box, you know it's hoochie time."
"That's not an asteriod, that's NB."
People end in one moment.... empires fall down slowly.
Just wait till Easter Sunday.
We'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to see NB.
We feel a wave of vertigo coming on and we want to be standing on GC's grave when it hits.
We're not renegotiating our shipdom.
Catastrophe never tasted so acidic before, we're PH balanced.
We are NB's smirking revenge.
Because bitch we're the bomb like tick, tick.
I know that we don't talk as much, but I still hear your ghost in these old punk rock clubs.
Us Evermores cannot be held accountable for the actions of an individual.
Because shipping NB is Chen's and Locke's destiny!
Because JA believes GC is the real Lord Voldemort.
"I usually end up with a 'Nate'." ~ Leighton Meester

Lost titles;

The rules don't apply to NB. They're special. They're uniquely and miraculously special.
NB agree that these people are liars and they’re certainly not here to rescue us.
You're not the only people on this show and we all know it!
Because he said that that was the only way that we could keep NB safe.
Because BN figured out the mystery of the island 3 seasons ago!
Because the smoke monster ships NB.
Then NB died, and now here we are all alone. The end.
Tricia Tanaka Is Dead. And so are NB.
Hey, Oliver Twist! Where the hell are our NB scenes?!
Enter 77. And maybe we'll get NB back.
All The Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues - including NB.
You wanted this! You wanted NB to die! Why?
First things first. Give me your shirt... and NB.
You don't seem afraid at all. I don't understand that.
NB have got so many answers to your question, they wouldn't even know where to start.
"All we really need to survive is one person who truly loves us."
"Because that's how it happened!"
Why don't you call NB? The number is 4815162342.
The Others are coming. And they want NB.
The numbers are bad. NB are good.
There's no outside world. There's no escape. Only NB.
We've looked into the eye of this ship, and what we saw... was beautiful.
They have to come back! THEY HAVE TO COME BACK!
Just when we thought we were gonna get a good-night's sleep.
It's very stressful being an Evermore.
NB are out in the jungle killing stuff.
"Don't you let go! Don't you dare leave me!"
NB are on Jacob's list.
"What about NB?" What about them?
It only ends once. Anything that happens before that is just progress.
They come. They fight. They destroy. They corrupt. It always ends the same.
Because NB are retired.
NB will see you in another life, brother.
We had good doctors, their names were NB!
NB told us not to come back here for them, but NB will come back for us.
Don't mistake coincidence for fate!
So we die. NB just care about being together. That's all that matters in the end.
"I don't believe in NB." "Yes, you do. You just don't know it yet."
You wanna know why we're here? We'll tell you why we're here. We're here for NB!
Your instinct was right John, these people are a threat.
Because NB have a man on their boat.
"How did you know there was a bullet in my leg?" Because NB told me.
If you're thinking of going for NB, I'm going with you.
NB aren't gone, they haven't been built yet.
NB's shirt... that is not important right now.
You've got no idea who you're talking to. NB are well aware of what's involved.
Don't talk to NB about what's fair!
If you phone NB's boat, then every single living person on this island will be killed.
NB are getting them off the island, ALL OF THEM.
"Jack, we wish you had believed in us." - NB
Charles Widmore is the reason NB moved the island.
If anything happens to you...NB, you don't know how important you are.
NB can't die. They have too much work to do.

Hova Titles;
Because either love them or leave them alone.
Because you can pay for school but you can't buy class.
Because she'd do anything necessary for him, and he'd do anything necessary for her.
Because you can't replace them with cheap imitations.
If you're waiting for the end of the Evermores, it would seem like forever is a mighty long time!
Because we got our swagga back.
Because everyone wants to be NB but NB are still alive.
The '09 Bonnie and Clyde, Nate and B.
Because the more you talk, the more you're irking us.
So we're about NB 24/7, 365, 366 in a leap year.
We dont believe you, you need more people!
Let's see what will happen when they no longer exist.
NB what? NB who?
The pressure's on but guess who ain't gon' crack?
Not out of fear but love, love for NB. Evermore family first, we never change man!
Because all we need is the love of our crew.
They say the truth shall come to the light. So everybody grab your shades cuz NB are that bright.

J.T. Titles;
NB are just fine doing what they like, can we say the same for you?
You may hate me but it ain't no lie, baby bye bye bye!
You really want to make it tough, I really want to tell you that we've had enough.
Sick & tired of hearing people talk about, what's the deal with NB & when they're going to fade out?
Tired of feelin' NB animosity, worry 'bout yours cause I'ma get mine now people can't you see?
NB's booties shaking all around, pump the jam, while they're getting down.
Bring in NB, bring down the house, they came here to turn the party out.
When NB are apart they feel it too.
NB can do all that they want, They're gettin' nasty nasty & gettin' freaky deaky.
Now there's just no chance, for GC & us, there'll never be and don't it make you sad about it?
GC we refuse, you must have us confused with some other fans.
Let NB set the mood right, cause they're gonna make you feel alright.
Sick & tired of trying to save the world. We just want to spend our time with you, NB.
It would be our honor to be NB's new step-father.
Because the old NB are Dead & Gone, Dead & Gone.
Were just so sick about it, can't believe it's ending this way.

Kanye Titles;

No matter what you'll never take that from me, my reign is as far as your eyes can see.
We shine because they hate us.
You wanna check into the heartbreak hotel but sorry we're closed.
Through the fire, through whatever come what may.
You are about to experience something cold.
"What's up with NB and the Evermores, are they ok man?"
They say Evermores talk with so much emphasis. Ooooooo, they're so sensative!
Right now I need you to mute all the monologue.
NB stand tall and you would never believe it.
Everybody feel a way about NB but at least y'all feel something!
I know it's been a while, sweetheart, we hardly talk.
We've played the underdog throughout GC. We've been a very good sport, haven't we, this year?

Kitty Minky Titles;
Her name is Kitty Minky, Nate, not Tiger Monkey.
Our baby Kitty Minky was the first to see the future Mr. and Mrs. Archibald in bed together.
Nope, wrong again, Natiekins. It's Kitty Minky, not Pussy Willow.
The only people that like Blair's bed better than Kitty Minky are Blair and Nate.
Be careful with her Nate! Kitty Minky is Blair's baby.
Who needs an alarm clock when you've got Kitty Minky?
Because ever since the beginning, Kitty Minky has been sharing a room with Nate and Blair.
Because, "Kitty Minky, this is your daddy." -- Blair.
Don't call her Kinky Minky, reserve that for NB.
There's a lot to be said about a man who treats a cat with respect.
Kitty Minky, Nate and Blair - today and tomorrow.
Kitty Minky, Nate and Blair, the right choice.
Nobody does it like KM!
If GC entertained us half as much as KM does then maybe we'd appreciate it more.
Bring KM to GC and we might start watching.
So here's the scenario; KM and GC get into a cat fight. Who comes out the champion? Oh KM of course.
If KM is a cat, then GC is her bitch!

Harry Potter Titles;
The GC writers are Slytherins.
"It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities."
"Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them."
We must not tell lies... we must not tell lies... about GC.
We don't know where the GC writers learned about right and wrong, but they must have missed a few lessons!
"We want to talk now, while you can't slip off, GC. You've been avoiding us."
I'll say this for the Evermores, though, they never killed if they could help it.