Beverly Hills 90210 - Cheaters (A-KD) #8: Because with family like them, we should be adopted.

cartiergurl01 · 03-13-2008, 04:01 PM

Warning: This thread is for the following who dislike Dylan and Kelly as a couple. So if you are a Dylan/Kelly shipper, it is advised to simply not read this thread because you will not like the following content that's posted. This thread is not to create animosity amongst the board, but rather give these anti-shippers an appropriate outlet for discussion about this couple.

IMPORTANT:No fan bashing. Do not talk about what fans of the couple speak about on their thread. It's their right to have their opinion. Let's just discuss what WE think. Thank you.

T h e 8th Anti-Dylan and Kelly T h r e a d

Credit to: Undeniable

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+ Q u o t e of the T h r e a d: +
Dylan: Why are you so negative, Kel?

Do you want to read a summary of Dy/K relationship so you don´t have to torture yourself watching them? Here it is:
It's like, "ooh, we saw Casablanca together, so now we must start quoting romantic lines from it to turn each other on, and indulge ourselves in a sleazy summer fling because Brenda's not around at the moment, then later decide that we have an obvious deep connection because we both have sucky parents and sucky lives. So what if Brenda's back? We are soulmates, duh." ...."Oh, and we have sex every now and again. Then we fight. A lot. That lasts at least an hour before Brenda's name is brought into the argument and duh! Dylan is still in love with her, but so what? DK is kindergarden love. It must not be diminished. Even if we don't really want to be together and we both have a thing for the Walsh twins...To hell with it, let's break up and jump into bed with Brenda and Brandon 10 minutes later. What's wrong with that? That is where the true love REALLY is. But never forget - we were together in another life. It was written in the stars... destiny."

Credit:Gwen (4brathan&brucas)

Some of our favorite "soulmates" talks:

Quotes from episode 4.28: "Acting Out"

Dylan: What do you expect, Kel, you guys rehearse together all week, supposedly it's for her, turns out it's for you.
Kelly: The director asked me to try out for her.
Dylan: I know what the director said, okay, but think about it from Brenda's point of view.
Kelly: Why don't you ever look at things from my point of view?

(Later, after Steve enters)
Kelly: Fortunately I have to get to the theater.
Dylan: Whoa, I thought auditions weren't for a couple of days.
Kelly: They're not. But tonight we get one on one direction from Roy Randolph.
Dylan: Hm, lovely. But tomorrow we're at the beach, right?
(Kelly gives him a scowling look)
Steve: Hey, tell Laura Kingman I say hi. You know I'm coaching her, don't you?
Kelly: Coach all you want, it's a free country.
Steve: Well not according to Brenda.
Kelly: I know. She acts like she has some special claim on the lead.
Steve: Which is ridiculous when you consider the fact that Laura's the one with the resume.
Kelly: Unlike me you mean.
Dylan: That is not what he said, Kel.
Kelly: So Laura has Steve, and Brenda has you. Tell me Dylan, who do I have?
(Kelly exits)
Steve: Kelly-
Dylan: Let her go. The theater beckons.

(later, in the beach)
Dylan: Kel, what is it with you lately? I mean yesterday, you were bagging on Brenda and Steve, today you can't even be civil.
Kelly: Well I came to the beach to be with you, not be dumped with Suzanne and Erica.
Dylan: Well if that's how you feel about my little sister, you shouldn't have come at all.

Kelly: No, that's not what this is about.
Dylan: Then what is it about Kel, huh? Is it about the play? The twit director? The way you come alive in the glow of the spotlight? Come on, you're behaving like an actress. And you know what, I'm not really that interested.

Kelly(about Brenda): She's not as strong as she seems, is she?
Dylan: Well, it always amazes me when people think Brenda is so strong. I mean, it reality she's pretty fragile. I wouldn't worry about her though, she's just like a cat. Always lands on her feet.
(Kelly has a look of dissapointment on her face)

In Jennie´s own words:
Fan: "Who did you like Kelly Taylor best with - Brandon or Dylan?"
Jennie: "Oh, she'd definitely be better off with Brandon! I think that Kelly and Brandon worked really well. I love working with Jason and we just had a really strong connection on camera, and it was undeniable. It was always there, and that was fun. Kelly/Dylan is a little more torrid and like bad somehow, it's just bad!"

Source: Jennie´s interview with a fan on MTV´s FANatic, available on The Official Jennie Garth Home Page.

+ R e m i n d e r s +
Cheating
Lying
Sneaking
Best Friends Betrayal
Agonizing Fights
Jealousy
Envy
Mistrust
Suspicion
Disrespect
No "I love you"s
Ultimatums
Selfishness
Rewritten history... which pre-dates the dinosaurs, of course

Horrific soulmate epihanies
Brainwashing
Pathetic pining... and pathetic in general

+ R e a s o n s +
1. Because they got together in an incredibly deceitful, betraying, and backstabbing way.
2. Because although it was told that they flirted and new each other before the Walshes moved to Beverly Hills, their kindergarten history was totally contrived.
3. Because most of the small interaction they had pre-season 3 was negative.
4. Because they broke up 3 times over the course of a year of being together.
5. Because Kelly tried to change him and didn’t accept him for whom he was.
6. Because when they weren’t getting along instead of trying to fix their problems and fight for their relationship, Kelly always drifted off towards another guy.
7. Because they both mostly treated each other like crap when they were together.
8. Because they were not soulmates.
9. Because she judged him and expected the worst from him most of the time.
10. Because most of the ways they hooked up was always deceitful.
11. Because she was not one of the two people he connected with in his life.
12. Because they were barely conscious of the hurt they caused others by their relationships and feelings.
13. Because their cheating and relationship ruined 90210’s first supercouple.
14. Because they didn’t deserve to be forgiven after the hurt they caused others over their feelings for each other.
15. Because they cheated on both Brandon and Brenda together.
16. Because most of their whole relationship was contrived.
17. Because they shouldn’t have ended up together.
18. Because they are definitely not meant to be.
19. Because their relationship mostly consisted of fighting and sex.
20. Because it wasn’t love…it was lust.
21. Because they needed to show us they were meant for eachother, not just tell us.
22. Because the writers were insulting our intelligence.
23. Because Dylan let Kelly walk away upset twice.
24. Because she expected him to make her "number one" in his life.
25. Because Dylan always sided with Brenda when Kelly put her down.
26. Because he slept with Brenda shortly after they broke up.

+ S o m e of their v i c t i m s: +

+ B r e n d a +

Brenda: Why are you doing this to me?
Dylan: Because we owe it to you, Bren. I mean, don't you think we owe each other more than this? I mean, if we can start from someplace a little bit more honest.
Brenda: Honesty? Is that what you think this is about Dylan? I don't think so. Look, I hate you both. Never talk to me again!

+ B r a n d o n +

Brandon: Mind telling me what's going on? Inviting my girlfriend to go on trips with you around the world?
Dylan: I like to travel, it's nothing personal.
Brandon: It's totally personal.
Dylan: I'm just doing what I gotta do.
Brandon: Then, I'll do what I gotta do.
Dylan: I know you love her Bran, but Kelly and me are connected. In a way that you'll never understand...ever.

... as zillions of us also don't.

+ G i n a +

Gina: I know you slept with Kelly in Mexico.
Dylan: Who told you?
Gina: You did just now.

Future thread titles:
B/c the biggest supporter of soulmates theory is Patrick Finley
B/c Love is never by default
B/c they broke up twice even before they got together
Because Kelly, do you ever hear the words coming out from your mouth?
Because all they had in common was walking home from kindergarten
Because they never trusted each other - with a reason.
Because Kelly called Dylan "the most self-centered man on the planet"
Because he may have traveled back in time (or so he thinks), but she hadn't
Because “in this life, I’m with Brandon” translates as “I’m not a believer in past lives”
Because Dylan is NOT Clark Gable, and this is NOT Gone with the Wind.
Because in THIS lifetime, they have the Walshes.
Because "I don't know what to say"? Say "Get the hell off me!"
Because judging Brenda won't score you extra points with Dylan
Because Brenda saved her life, and Kelly threw the issue of Dylan in her face instead of thanking her
Because jeopardizing your health won't get a guy to fall in love with you.
Because we all hate you both. Never talk to us again!
Because Kelly wasn't the great love of Dylan's life, and she knew it.
Because what goes around, comes around.
Because with so "called family like these two, we’d rather be adopted"
Because "Let her go, theater awaits."
Because of "Shut up, Kelly!"
Because "make love" and "bimbo" don't go together.
Because Dylan realised "maybe we each have more than one soulmate"
Because Dylan is not really THAT interested

For more Cheaters hate, feel free to visit our Previous Threads

Anti K/D #6: B/c in order to not cheat "destiny" they had to cheat people around them
Cheaters (Anti K/D) #5: B/c we wonder if their love pre-dates the dinosaurs too?!
Cheaters Anti K/D #4: Because Kevin and Winnie they are not!
Cheaters #3: "You´ll die together, but alone"
Anti-Kelly/Dylan #2: Because they were just a rebound relationship, not love.
Anti-Dylan/Kelly #1: Because soul mates, these cheaters make not.

~AnastasiaGrey~ · 03-13-2008, 04:06 PM

lol thanks for the using my title suggestion

**Crystal Clear** · 03-13-2008, 04:07 PM

HAHA great title, soooooo true

yulan · 03-13-2008, 04:07 PM

LOL at the title. Luckily, I can't picture them as a family. Or I'd be horrified

~AnastasiaGrey~ · 03-13-2008, 04:11 PM

I came up with that because

Kelly referred to Brenda and vice versa as sistes

and Brandon and Dylan refer to them brothers....

yulan · 03-13-2008, 04:21 PM

Yeah, and imagine them as married too... And the parents... Selfish, fighting, Kelly judgemental, Dylan tired, or maybe taking drugs together... Eeek...

~AnastasiaGrey~ · 03-13-2008, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yulan (View Post)

Yeah, and imagine them as married too... And the parents... Selfish, fighting, Kelly judgemental, Dylan tired, or maybe taking drugs together... Eeek...

I just threw up in my mouth

**Crystal Clear** · 03-13-2008, 04:26 PM

Sorry but I can NEVER EVER picture these two married with kids.

Just can't.

Horrid, horrid thought.

~AnastasiaGrey~ · 03-13-2008, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4brathan&brucas (View Post)

Sorry but I can NEVER EVER picture these two married with kids.

Just can't.

Horrid, horrid thought.

Yeah I am thankful that Kelly and Brandon had the almost baby and marriage

the writers did something right with that lol

**Crystal Clear** · 03-13-2008, 04:34 PM

Yes, definitely. At least we got scenes/dialogue with KB which totally proved these were the two who could settle down together and start a family.

DK... married... hahahahahahahahahahaha

Oh come on, never gonna happen.