Mike:“Oh man, over there… who’s that stone cold fox?
Oh, it’s my girlfriend!”

Mike:“Oh hey, there’s my girl.”
Scarlet:“Hey.”
Mike:“I’m glad you’re here Scar, this whole scout-thing makes me wicked nervous.”

Mike:“You okay?”
Scarlet:“Uh… You know, we can talk about it later.”
Mike:“No. No, just tell me.”
Scarlet:“No, it’s your big night.”
Mike:“No, tell me what’s going on.”
Scarlet: “No, go enjoy it.”
Mike:“I can’t enjoy it unless you tell me what’s going on.”

Mike:“Scar… Scar. Hey, Scarlet… What are you doing?”
Scarlet:“Mike, what are you doing?”
Mike:“You and me, where’s in this together, okay?”
Scarlet:“But, the game, that’s your future, you have to…”
Mike:“No, the baby is my future…”
Scarlet:“That’s crazy, Mike no…”
Mike:“… You are my future.”
Scarlet:“I can’t let you throw this all away, I won’t you throw it away…”

Mike:“It’s gonna be amazing, Scar.”
Scarlet:“What did you just call me?”
Mike:“Uh… I just said it’s gonna be amazing.”
Scarlet:“You called me Scar… My husband’s the only one who ever calls me that.”

Mike:“Could you use some help? Volunteer, I’m young, I’m strong.”
Scarlet:“Oh… Oh, right. Got it. Okay… Y… I realize that whole lady cougar-hunting, the mothers I’d like to…
you know, whatever-thing is big with you guys, right? With you high school boys…”
Mike:“Uh…”
Scarlet:“But that’s not gonna happen, between me and you…”
Mike:“I didn’t even mean it that way. No, I was thinking more along the lines of business experience, college application, but if you wanna go there, that’s…”

Mike:“You’re an amazing dancer.”
Scarlet:“What?”
Mike:“Hm?... You just look like you could move.”

Mike:“I think you’re a great mother…”
Scarlet:“Thank you... This has been a really tough time and… and you really feel like, part of the family.”
Mike:“You have no idea how amazing it is to hear you say that.”

Mike:“Scarlet. Scarlet, Scarlet! I’m not Mark, okay? I’m him, I’m me! I’m… Scarlet, I’m your husband!”
Scarlet:“Stop it!”
Mike:“No, if you just listen to me, I’m the father of your children! Scar, let me explain!”
“Don’t call me that. Don’t call me that! You are a weirdo, little man-child!”

Mike:“Scarlet, before you go through with this, I wanna remind you of September 7th, 1988.
It was the first time that I saw you. You were reading Less Than Zero, and you were wearing a Guns 'n' Roses t-shirt.
I'd never seen anything so perfect. I remember thinking that I had to have you or I'd die...
Then you whispered that you loved me at the homecoming dance, and I felt so peaceful... and safe...
because I knew that no matter what happened, from that day on, nothing can ever be that bad...
because I had you. And then I, uh... I grew up and I lost my way. And I blamed you for my failures.
And I know that you think you have to do this today... but I don't want you to.
But I guess... if I love you, I should let you move on.”