wickedfiend

Welcome to the House/Cuddy thread: the sexiest, snarkiest, guiltiest, most sarcastic place in all of fanforum. If you like the relationship between House and Cuddy, be it their snarkylicious repartee or the mind-blowing sexual tension, this is the place for you. Sit back, kick a Vicodin or two (watch it, some of them are placebos) and enjoy yourself. Don't forget to invite all your friend!

House/Cuddy Shippers

1. -= Lazy Days =- (Caro)
2. chrissy1302
3. Untouchable
4. Darh Lady
5. Mooshu
6. ~ Janet ~
7. Leyton_Rox
8. jayta
9. Astra
10. Swamy
11. wickedfiend
12. akikoxv87
13. ~*Echo*~
14. BuffyAngelbigandcarrie
15. friendsholic
16. - Linn -
17. Niuxita
18. Wynne
19. cazly
20. neelant
21. Crash & Burn
22. Moonie
23. Qwizzical777
24. exhumed potato
25. charlize20
26. KerBear
27. LoLoz
28. -Summer-
29. Mrs.PierceMariano
30. DreamTramp47
31. csikicksurass22
32. xx-Shelly-xx
33. Miss Zennie
34. LGrocks86
35. provocative
36. hmfc1874
37. BrucasRocks
38. ChoirNerd
39. 4biddenluv
40. HorrorRocky
41. Kiara99
42. SoSaysI81
43. Carlabehr
44. *Lonnie*
45. Jadecorleone
46. AmericanDirrty
47. Ellabella87
48. schroedy
49. JustAKid
50. valiy5
51. -->> ViRGiNi@ <<--
52. ~-Sarah-~
53. Lisa Cuddy
54. little_earthquake
55. Stacexox
56. missbutterfly
57. Sarela Jade
58. LukaAbbyLover
59. lyss
60. Veronica Cuddy
61. *Raine*
62. NewHaven2005
63. Kiane
64. valeposh
65. cabot007
66. Jasonsgurl310
67. How-very-girl629
68. Ludmi83
69. R3ERdoc


If you'd like to be added to the list, let us know.

House and Cuddy Belong Together

- Because Cuddy watches and quotes General Hospital and that makes House smile. (1x01 Pilot)
- Because it's a game, and Cuddy's gonna win. (1x03 Occam's Razor)
- Because he has her home phone number, in case anything comes up at three o'clock in the morning. (1x03 Occam's Razor)
- Because House thinks Cuddy is an 'excellent council'. (1x03 Occam's Razor)
- Because Wilson suspects House has a thing for Cuddy. (1x03 Occam's Razor)
- Because Wilson advises House to take his pills and go and 'kiss Cuddy's ass.' (1x03 Occam's Razor)
- Because she likes the way he looks in a lab coat. (1x15 Mob Rules)
- Because whenever she gets sick, she makes House take the medicine. (1x16 Safe)
- Because she protects him. (1x18 Babies & Bathwater)

- Because he knows where she keeps her spare keys. (2x03 Humpty Dumpty)
- Because House has done handy-man work for her. (2x03 Humpty Dumpty)
- Because he knows 'where it all happens.' (2x03 Humpty Dumpty)
- Because he likes to get around to her panties. (2x03 Humpty Dumpty)
- Because they're too nasty to each other not to have been... nasty. (2x03 Humpty Dumpty)
- Because Stacy is curious as to why House is curious about Cuddy. (2x03 Humpty Dumpty)
- Because they're so in sync, they're wearing each other's underwear. (Chop-chop time) (2x03 Humpty Dumpty)
- Because he thinks she's a good boss. (2x03 Humpty Dumpty)
- Because everyone thinks they've had sex before. (2x03 Humpty Dumpty)
- Because House trusts Cuddy enough to drop his pants in front of her. (2x13 Skin Deep)
- Because he knows all her poker tells. (2x17 All In)
- Because even so, she can still beat him at poker. (2x17 All In)
- Because she doesn't like nice boys. (2x22 Forever)
- Because going through someone's garbage equals love. (2x22 Forever)
- Because he thinks she's smart, funny, and has a zesty bod. (2x22 Forever)
- Because he knows her ovulation cycle and it's not based on how bitchy she gets. (2x22 Forever)
- Because he wants to know when 'their' date is going to happen. (2x22 Forever)
- Because she knows all his friend. (2x23 Who's Your Daddy)
- Because he already got to second base. (2x23 Who's Your Daddy)
- Because microbes can be sneaky. Keep rubbing, House! (2x23 Who's Your Daddy)

- Because he drank from her water bottle. (3x01 Meaning)
- Because she knows exactly what type of cases that he wants ("Oh, well played, Sir.") (3x01 Meaning)
- Because he thanked her for putting him in a ketamine-induced coma and changing his life. (3x01 Meaning)
- Because he thought about her while in the shower. (3x02 Cane and Able)
- Because he noticed her breasts looked firmer. (3x02 Cane and Able)
- Because he pretended to fall, just to get her to touch him. (3x02 Cane and Able)
- Because he knew that withholding information from him wasn't her idea. (3x02 Cane and Able)

- Because she's the object of his obvious fascination.
- Because she likes him and trusts him.
- Because they keep each other's secrets.
- Because Wilson/Cuddy doesn't do it for House.
- Because a flesh tube is way more fun that a test tube!
- Because she always protects him.
- Because she isn't scared of him.
- Because nobody else can deal with him like she does.
- Because she drives him crazy.
- Because she wants his babyjuice.
- Because Teh Lisa says so.
- Because she only has thighs for him.
- Because she makes him smile, but he'll never admit that.
- Because he spends most of his time thinking or talking about her breasts.
- Because they both hate the Yankees.
- Because he loves her funbags (who doesn't?).
- Because even David Shore himself admits that they have a strong chemistry.
- Because David Shore revealed that it's obvious that they have had a past relationship, that one might have the feeling that they might get back in to it, and that the show might take that route.

The House/Cuddy Soundtrack

- Always On Your Side by Sheryl Crow
Well they say that love is in the air, but never is it clear / How to pull it close and make it stay / Butterflies are free to fly, and so they fly away / And I'm left to carry on and wonder why / Even through it all, I'm always on your side.

- Blue Eyes by Cary Brothers
Blue eyes / you're all that I need / Blue eyes / you're the sweet to my mean.

- Crash Into Me by Dave Matthews Band
Hike up your skirt a little more / and show the world to me / Hike up your skirt a little more / and show your world to me.

- Delicate by Damien Rice (heard in the episode Humpty Dumpty)
We might make out / when nobody's there / It's not that we're scared / it's just that it's delicate.

- Light Years Away by Mozella
It's almost like you had it planned / how you smiled and shook my hand / and said 'I'm about to screw you over big time.'

- Lonely September by Plain White Ts
I'm sittin' here tryin' to convince myself / That you're not the one for me / But the more I think, the less I believe it / And the more I want you here with me.

- Momentum by The Hush Sound
You are the scar on my tissue / Should I fall for you? / All we need is a little bit of momentum / breakdown these walls that we've built around ourselves.

- No One Else by Natalie Walker
But this is us intertwined and on fire / I cannot stop I’m consumed with desire / Hey love I am at the point of no restraint / Let’s just make a move and feel the earth quake.

- No Sleep Tonight by The Feaders
you can't stop this, feeling / you can't run away, baby, I'm whats on your mind / you won't get, no sleep tonight / you want me, you want me all the time.

- Pretty When You Cry by VAST
You're made of my rib or baby / you're made of my sin / and I can't tell where your lust ends / and where your love begins / I didn't want to hurt you baby / but you're pretty when you cry.

- Samson by Regina Spektor
I cut his hair myself one night / a pair of dull scissors in the yellow light / and he told me that I'd done alright / and kissed me til the morning light.

- Sway by The Perishers
I don’t wanna hurt you / I don't wanna make you sway / Like I know I've done before / I will not do it anymore / I've always been a dreamer / I've had my head among the clouds / Now that I'm coming down / Won't you be my solid ground?

- The Walk by Imogen Heap
Stop that now; you’re as close as it gets without touching me / No it’s not meant to be like this, not what I planned at all / I don’t want to feel like this, so that makes it all your fault.

- Turn Me On by Norah Jones
You're the one who turns me off / you're the only one who can turn me back on.

- When Love and Hate Collide by Def Leppard
I don't wanna fight no more / I don't know what we're fighting for / When we treat each other, baby / like an act of war.

- Wonderwall by Oasis
Because maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me.

- You Can't Always Get What You Want by the Rolling Stones (featured in the episodes Pilot and The Honeymoon)
You can't always get what you want / but if you try sometimes / you just might find / you get what you need.

-The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea by George Harrison
I forgive you / cause i can't forget you / you got me in between / the devil and the deep blue sea // i should hate you / but i guess i love you / you got me in between / the devil and the deep blue sea

-Vermillion by Mercury Rev
you never gave up on me somehow / i don't know why i haven't turned by now // we'll have to make our own way there somehow / an' i'm asking you to please trust me now

-Long Day by Matchbox 20
i'm sorry about the attitude / i need to give when I'm with you / but no one else will take this **** from me // reach down your hand in your pocket / pull out some hope for me


Wilson: "Do you have a thing for her? The only people who can get to you-" (...) "Do me a favor. Take one of these, wait five minutes for it to kick in, and find Cuddy, and kiss her ass." {Occam's Razor}

Foreman: "So how did you know about her key? You been doing a little handyman work for Cuddy yourself?" {Humpty Dumpty}

Chase: "You two are just too nasty to each other not to have been…nasty." {Humpty Dumpty}

Stacy: "You know her." (...) "I’m just saying take it easy on her. You owe her that." {Humpty Dumpty}

Cameron: "Maybe between your incredibly witty remarks about anal sex and Cuddy's breasts, you could've tipped me off."

Vogler: "Are you sleeping with House?" (...) "But you did, right? A long time ago?" (...) "If your judgment is compromised by prior or current relationship, that is my business." {Control}

Wilson: (to House) "Why are YOU so worried about Cuddy?" {Forever}

David Shore: "House and Cuddy, there seems to be a sexuality to them no matter what I write."

Past Thread Titles

#1 - House/Cuddy Appreciation Thread
#2 - He Teases Her With His Lollipop
#3 - The Hands On Experience
#4 - Someone Like You
#5 - I Only Have Thighs for You
#6 - I'm Ovulating, Let's Go.
#7 - She wants his -ass- in her office!
#8 - "Your Ass Now Belongs to me"

Possible Future Thread Titles

#9 - Flesh Tubes are More Fun than Test Tubes
#9 - They Are too Nasty to Eachother Not to Have Been ... Nasty
#9 - House/Cuddy #8: Because they did some incredibly inappropriate things. In bed.
#9 - Because they enjoy an afternoon delight.
#9 - Because he always gets around to her panties.
#9 - There's totally something to IT.
#9 - Because she knows him-knows him.
#9 - Because Vogler may be an ass, but he knows their truth.
--- (could change "their truth" to "the truth").

#9 - Everyone thinks they had sex. And everyone can't be wrong.
#9 - Because shakespearean subtext beats all. (Inspiration from this came from lissie)
#9 - Because he knows what she's doing by her actions.
#9 - Because he thought of her in the shower.
#9 - Because she knows his routines.

Links

- House & Cuddy at LiveJournal
- Something To Say Yes To - our fanfic archive
- Snark - A House/Cuddy Fansite" by Lolo (the Great!)

- Linn -

Thank you for the new thread wicked! I haven't watched last night's episode yet, so I'll be bacccckkkk when she doesn't just WANT his ass, but owns it.

wickedfiend

*grin* Thankies. Wonderful suggestions comes from the list members.

I actually haven't seen the ep either, so I too will be back tomorrow with some squeeing!

NewHaven2005

may I pleeeease be added to the holy list ?

thanks :0)

Chrissy

New thread

- Linn -

"I guess, I never expected to go this far."

Did anyone else fangirl-die when she said that? She didn't expect their one night stand to go this far, it just did. HELLO MR SUBTEXT.

God, they're so amazing together. She owns him. OWNS HIS ASS. OWNS HIM. AND HIS HOT ASS. EEEEK! This was such a House/Cuddy episode. Tie? Pfft. Hug? Pffft... It's all about the eyesex and the courtroom and the conjugal visit he wanted from ... who was it again? CUDDY. That's who! CONJUGAL VISIT!

Kiane

Would like to be added to the list.

Srta_Parker

Did you read the spoilers section about House and Cuddy???I can´t wait to watch it!!More Huddy stuff I say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NewHaven2005

i read them and i also can't wait !

why does it take them soooo long to show all the episodes ??? why can't they just give us some huddylicious moments we can rewind and watch over and over again ???

it was just so much fun to see cuddy yelling at house. she cares so much about him, that's really cute. and he just doesn't get it. though i had the feeling he was touched when she yelled at him. because she got so loud ! she wasn't just lecturing him, she was mad cause she feared that she might have lost him...
*sigh*

Miss Zennie

It was a great Huddy episode! I loved the conjugal visit line, and how she lied for him. I don't know how we're supposed to wait 3 whole weeks for another episode!

JustAKid

Yay, new thread.

That episode was just so Huddy. I just watched it and I may say it was amazing. She did so much things for him and she deserves to own his ass.
I don't know how we're gonna survive those 3 weeks.

- Linn -

She committed perjury for him! And he wants conjugal visits Hello - awesomeness much!?

She was so wifely!

NewHaven2005

remember that episode where she showed up at his house (was it merry little christmas ?) and gave him his vicodin pills to bribe him into doing something ?
that whole scene was so wifely, the way she just gave him the pills, it seemed so natural.
like an old couple taking care of each other, handing out each other's pills so the other one won't forget taking them. ... i know...in this case he wasn't supposed to take any pills, but still.

or when she sat down on that bench where he rested his feet. in que sera, sera.

whenever they are together it's so intimate in a way...

LukaAbbyLover

does anyone know where i could download huddy clips?

csikicksurass22

Yay that episode was so perfect.

What do you think the judge was going to say:

"Your boss really..."

My thoughts:

"Your boss really cares about you"
"Your boss really loves you"
"Your boss really wants to sex you up" ()