- "You know you’re grounded, right?"

- "I know you, Seeley. You’re going to do it. You want to do
it without really doing it. But it’s still doing it even if you’re
not doing it the way it should be done."

- "We’ll pin our phone number on his shirt."

- "Well, a toothless cannibal just can't cut it in today's
competitive serial killer climate."

- "People, can we at least fake some sense of decorum?!"

- "She was so little and I loved her so much. And I
haven't had a child of my own, but I find it impossible
to believe that anyone, anyone could love a child more."

- "I’m a wisecracking pathologist with a dark sense
of humor."

- "I am a diuretic seagull, people. Everything goes
through me."

- "This is my what the hell are you talking about look."

Hodgins: So, for kicks you read...
Cam: Feminist trash. You know. Woman finds her
power, leaves her oppressive husband, discovers
freedom and fulfillment with an artist who knows
how to cry and make love like an animal.
Hodgins: So, sex books.
Cam: Pretty much, yeah.

Cam: Have you considered Prozac, Mr. Fisher?
Fisher: Already on it.
Cam: Then double your dose ‘cause you’re bringing
me down, and that’s hard to do, ‘cause I have worked
with death for years and you are making it all look like
good times now. So, get it together, okay, Eeyore?

Cam: Why are you still here Dr. Brennan?
Brennan: Because I am not a coroner and you are not
my boss?
Cam: You got that half right.