Off Topic - Man forced to 'marry' a goat

irune · 09-01-2006, 02:16 PM

Source: BBC News

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Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

valé. · 09-01-2006, 02:29 PM

At least he'll have fresh milk everyday

irune · 09-01-2006, 02:44 PM

Valérie!!

Jay · 09-01-2006, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by valé. (View Post)

At least he'll have fresh milk everyday

and they'll make babies with more milk.

wonder how the vows were...

I take this goat to be my calcium for life..

Lain · 09-01-2006, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by valé. (View Post)

At least he'll have fresh milk everyday

Well, that's what happens when you do pre-marital sex.

jalapeno_wildchild · 09-01-2006, 04:15 PM

guy has serious issues if he's resorting to having sex with a goat . i hope they're happy together.

irune · 09-01-2006, 04:17 PM

Poor goat

ImmortallyUsed · 09-01-2006, 04:37 PM

there is nothing right about that

Lain · 09-01-2006, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by valé. (View Post)

At least he'll have fresh milk everyday

How much is milk now? $3? Well, because of this, he'd be saving $27 a month

ImmortallyUsed · 09-01-2006, 04:42 PM

and $324 a year :shock:

Jay · 09-01-2006, 04:51 PM

is there a pre-nup agreement?

100% Visionary · 09-01-2006, 04:56 PM

Ew...

Lain · 09-01-2006, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by ImmortallyUsed (View Post)

and $324 a year :shock:

Imagine what I could do with $327

cls21c · 09-01-2006, 07:28 PM

This guy??? It's really Lou...isn't it??

S.A.S.H.A. · 09-01-2006, 08:09 PM

^ Haha! Lou finally got caught in action.

Poor goat, though.

I loathe rapists. A better sentence would have been for him to get castrated as well, that way he won't take further advantage of his "wife." If he's smart, he'll travel the globe and make money performing for perverts like the freak with the donkey in Clerks 2.

Sasha


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