Off Topic - Last Time You Laughed #6 - Page 9

Lemurian · 07-02-2005, 01:49 PM

while I was watching TV a little while ago

angelface211 · 07-02-2005, 02:32 PM

Soemtime yesterday

icyrainbow · 07-02-2005, 03:59 PM

hm, maybe an hour ago.

Lemurian · 07-02-2005, 04:27 PM

an hour or so ago while I was having tea with my mother

x_xSarax_x · 07-02-2005, 04:43 PM

a few minutes ago while watching CSI

ms_me · 07-02-2005, 08:56 PM

a little while ago watching a movie

AutumnColorsღ · 07-02-2005, 10:00 PM

few hours ago talking to an old friend

Peanut · 07-02-2005, 11:09 PM

The Blonde and the Lawyer

>A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to
>NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde,
>tired,
>just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to
>catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy
>and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know
>the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa."
>
>Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
>
>The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay
>me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
>
>This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to
>this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
>
>The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to
>the moon?"
>
>The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00
>bill ! and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn".
>
>She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down
>with four legs?"
>
>The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his
>references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and
>searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he
>sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour,
>he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.
>
>The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep.
>
>The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks,
>"Well, what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
>
>Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00,
>and goes back to sleep.

angelface211 · 07-02-2005, 11:14 PM

Just now reading PPD's post.

Peanut · 07-03-2005, 12:19 AM

Two Gators

Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp.

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't unnerstand how you kin be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids. I just don't get it."

"Well," said the big 'gator, What you been eatin' boy?"

"Politicians, same as you," replied the small 'gator.

"Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"

"Down 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot by the capitol."

"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"

"Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexuses and wait fer one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the crap out of 'em, and eat 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem.You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the crap out of a Politician, there ain't nothin' left but a butt hole and a briefcase.