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Dang That Stanks
I just let one go,... damn. I need to open a window. Cept it already is open. I gotta find my lighter.
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 Okay, you do that.__________________
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luckily the cat wasn't under my bed. Poor thing would never come out.
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Haha....lucky kitty.
 Say hi to her for me.  __________________
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I farted on her head once, she ran so fast. Jumped back at the sound, then ran away at the stink.
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 Poor Astra. You scared her.  __________________
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She prolyl thoguht it was Armageddon. Thunder and the Lightning.
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 So mean to the poor kitty. __________________
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Joined: Jan 2000
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Seriously Chris....you're still single?
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Well, if that's the way he tries to pick up girls, no wonder he's still single...
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Luckily you didn't dutch oven the cat.
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I think it would have been worse if the cat liked it.
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Quote:
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The Lightning is when you turn your head so fast to avoid the stink that you slam it into a wall or doorframe, thusly giving you head trauma with the pungent odor keeping you awake and in turmoil.
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