[joy4jate]

RHr >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> EB.
They compare it claiming that theirs is like THE love story when RHr is just a storyline. UGH. It is a storyline that owns EB in every way possible

Nice to meet you Rose I'm Joy
I threw it when Jacob imprinted dude. And I closed it with "Jacob. My son."
Also I was telling Nat how I couldn't even laugh at the atrocity. Like, I was reading Twi for the LOLZ and BD was so bad i couldn't even do that. I only laughed with Edward biting those pillows and shiz and i think I laughed when the Volturi left like nothing was wrong It was like THIS EPIC BATTLE COMING and it was basically like, hey how you doing? Good? K, gone! WHUT

Angie this review sums up my own opinion:

BD showed an absolute lack of morality and ethical behavior. There was not a single shred of human decency in this book.

Jake and Edward bargain about having sex with Bella. Yeah, great. Edward, your wife is not a whore. Bargaining with sex is NOT something you should do. Jacob, you are an Douche bag for giving into him against your better judgment. Learn to stick to your morals, dude.

In the meantime, Edward wants to kill his baby. Great. Yeah, it's killing Bella. THANKS TO YOU.

THEN we have Jacob imprint on said new born. Forget the fact that he was madly in love with Bella and made out with her. Forget the fact that Bella is the future grandmother of his children. Forget the fact that he'll be having sex with the daughter of the woman he originally was in love with and fantasized having sex with. Yeah, being a pedophile is just great. And incest is even better. Jake was the only character worth a crap in the entire series-- he was the only decent one. And SM completely ruined his character. I don't know WHY she thought having him end up with Bella's daughter would make us happy. It's just a disgusting ending. The worst possible one she ever could have given him.

OH and let's forget that Stephenie Meyer went against everything she set up in the first three books. The series was about her struggle to pick between two lives-- the human one, and the eternal one. She finally made her choice, and she STILL ended up with everything she wanted. So much for the supposed "sacrifice". It's not fair that she gets to keep Jacob-- she should never have gotten to keep Jacob.

All of SM's vampire rules were pretty much void in this book as well. She said that the vamps had no body fluid outside of their venom-- so where did Edward's little swimmers come from? The Easter Bunny? Eh?

There were plot holes like crazy.
In fact, there was barely a plot. The plot looks like swiss cheese-- there are holes all over in it.

The characters acted, well, out of character. Bella was more annoying and didn't act like Bella, Edward was a little too aloof, Jacob went all psycho in Book 3 (he didn't act like Jacob at all. The entire middle portion was from his perspective, but he completely fell out of the story in the last section), Rosalie all but disappeared (even though she'd been so important in Book 2), and there were just way too many new characters introduced.

AND, the writing sucked.

I felt like I was reading bad fan fiction. It was just awful.

[redrose13]

Nice to meet you too Joy!

oh the imprinting....oh that made me wanna cry LMAO. it was TERRIBLE
you know there's a vid of someone burning their copy of BD on youtube?

[joy4jate]

OMG give it to me

Oh and also,






I don't agree with all of it but it's effing HILARIOUS that she felt like making a song about it

[mutebloc]

hey there guys.
ohh are we talking about Twilight; haha i second everything that was said in that review, i was never really invested in the series but seriously BD was poop, i was LOLing like crazy picturing Ed biting pillows and Bella all bruised saying its just sooo romantic!!

i mean seriously!

[redrose13]

the people aren't funny, i just love how their actually burning it

YouTube - Burning Twilight+ Breaking Dawn part 1
YouTube - BURNING BREAKING DAWN!

[Natih_Fate]

EVERYTHING JOY SAID


and I didn't even read the books

[joy4jate]

Eli welcome here And And breaking headboards?

OMG they are actually burning it

This is prolly the funniest thing about it:



"How could Edward even get it up?" LMFAAOOOOOOO!

[mutebloc]

haha awesome, those Hitler vids never get old; i love the end when they say, "let's not tell him about Midnight Sun" pleeasee SM!

[joy4jate]

And the werewolves aren't werewolves all of a sudden, just...shapeshifters? Whaaa!

[menz815]

the best part is when he's like I was not dazzled.

[~Amarula~]

tftnt!

[Julie]

Originally Posted by joy4jate (View Post) "How could Edward even get it up?" LMFAAOOOOOOO!

"She has publically announced that Edward could in fact get it up"

"If you do not want to be spoiled, I suggest you get the ******* out"

[joy4jate]

IKR

This is my fav reaction about Jake's imprinting on the demon spawn.



1.51

And "this is almost like in the end of the HP series someone'd be like Nagini is living in Harry's rectum and she is actually the Chosen One! Just kidding!"

Julieta she DID say publically that Edward can get it up. Oh joy.

NP Bridget

[chemistry86]

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG BRIDGEEEEEEEEEE. *FLAILS* TBBTTTTTT. Omg. AHHHHHHHHHH. Sheldon....

ETA---OMG THERE IS NO WAY THEY DONT WANT US TO SHIP SHELDON/PENNY. AHHHHHHHHHH seriously, I am shaking right now. OKAY NEED TO REMAKE MY TOP 10 COUPLES LIST.

[~Amarula~]

Originally Posted by chemistry86 (View Post) OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG BRIDGEEEEEEEEEE. *FLAILS* TBBTTTTTT. Omg. AHHHHHHHHHH. Sheldon....

IKRRRRRRRR?!?!??!?!?!?
*flails aroun the room*


SOFT. DAMN. KITTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

HERO. ALWAYS. PEEKS!!!

so much awesome in one eppie