Lost - Josh Holloway/Sawyer #39: Every girl wants him, every boy wants to be him

Johnny_Skater · 12-12-2007, 01:50 AM

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~ Hollowhores ~

1. P Y R O
2. Paolo
3. Pavlov's Belle
4. White Lady of Rohan
5. Firestar007
6. In Fair Verona
7. beautifulgarbage (Rachel)
8. foreva_99
9. DreamOn777
10. AsnoCaliente
11. Meredith44
12. Victoria Secret
13. jayta
14 Cati
15 **Carrie**
16. Ms. Fiction
17. Orli'sALF
18. Tegan24
19. IceKat055
20. *Marianne*
21. jopace1970
22. JNorky74
23. alli balli
24. sweetheartin
25. Candice L.
26. Jaded Joy (Nicole)
27. shaylinfox
28. Nerwen Silimaurë (Ray)
29. Indian Summer
30. DJDonkeyGirl
31. iverson19
32. Lazy
33. JacquiJack
34. -Katie-
35. Talliann
36. Laurababora
37. *nathanhaley*
38. Lost in Oblivion
39. Lovecat
40. abby-anne
41. ~*8Kay8*~
42. SoulessFreak
43. Shnicky
44. Crystaline
45. Javababe
46. SuGarPlum_Fairy
47. addicted2much
48. Crisc
49. dixieland_dreamer
50. always2nl
51. Luinélwen
52. Nobelia*
53. Hybrid-Angel
54. ThUyN19
55. sillyya
56. Liz01
57. Hawthorn
58. PureVanity
59. _virgo_
60. zassou
61. VeronicaMars
62. Labyrith
63. KerBear
64. ViviLit
65. -Ida-o-
66. Juli236
67. -Delilah-
68. ColdLinoleum
69. Maddy^
70. Spikes Angel
71. JCS
72. xO_tasha
73. -diana-
74. SouthernChick
75. ~Catrina~
76. Bambi
77. yoblahsoamir
78. Jenna16
79. xstarsgoblue25x
80. *Lonnie*
81. aprilshowers
82. PollyGreen
83. MusicofNight07
84. how2savealife
85. ~Natali~
86. Sawyer&Kate
87. Deiaa
88. CheEsecAKe&BRUCAS
89. seduction
90. maya_lostris
91. Shiri Appleby
92. Anique
93. Jessica Ruby
94. I_love_sawyer
95. alljess
96. xXxLost-in-SawyerxXx
97. lyssie88
98. Alessia20
99. nkw128
100. othfan628
101. ~Storm~
102. Dreamer 4 Ever
103. theirishgirl
104. babypinkv
105. Olga *)
106. Carlie06
107. brexluv22
108. Kate&Jack
109. gone_girl
110. xxCrashIntoMexx
111. Hamburgo1001
112. latincandy78

Just ask to be added to the list.

Art by: PollyGreen

~ Sawyer/Josh Fansites ~
The Sawyer Song--Beware...it is funny, but the song can get stuck in your head and replay over and over.

An article from popgurls that lists and illustrates the many shallow reasons to love Sawyer.
Josh Holloway Fan--A large collection of pictures, clips, fanart and other Sawyer stuff.
The World According to Sawyer--A featurette on the s2 boxset dedicated to Sawyer's most infamous nicknames.
A complex guy--a Sawyer Livejournal community.
Everything Josh Holloway--Deej240z's Livejournal community.
Sawyer/Jack
Sawyer/Kate
Sawyer/Sayid
Sawyer/Shannon

~ Future Thread Titles ~

- Can we be the fish to the bait?
- The only conman we'd share a bunkbed with!
- A man who loves to be hated.
- We could think of a couple ways to wake him up!
- Bullpucky... the new island slang.
- He keeps a shotgun near his bed. Sawyer much?
-What STD did he get in Tallahassee???
-The artist formerly known as James.
-He don't need a diploma for us to love him.
-Because he is porn... period.

Art by: SuGarPlum_Fairy

Art by: purplexdawn

Art by: Anique

~ Reasons Why We Love Sawyer ~

- Because he's sexy and smart!
- Because Josh plays Saywer, nuff said.
- Because we could all use southern comfort Sawyer style
- Because Josh is the sexiest man on earth
- Because we all want to save Sawyer from himself
- Because he is king of nick naming! (or something about the nick-names lol)
- Because we sure as hell wouldn't mind being shafted with him
- Because he reads
- Because he wears glasses
- Because no one can pull off the geeky glasses routine but him
- Because we could all use a little Sawyer now and then..
- Because only he can make geeky glasses look sexy
- Because he has the greatest one liners
- Because deep down he really does care
- Because he told Jack about meeting his father
- Because "sarcasm" is his middle name

~ Sawyer's Nicknames ~

Aaron: Baby Huey

Alex: Lollipop, Sheena, Underdog, Sister, Sally Slingshot

Ana Lucia: Sweetcheeks, Sister, Cupcake, Rambina, Hot Lips, Bitch, Ponce de Leon, Ana Lulu, Lucy, Muchacha, Little Red Riding Hood, Amiga

Bartender: Slim

Ben: The artist formerly known as Henry Gale, The Big Kahuna, Sucker, George, Captain Bunny Killer

Bernard: Bernie, Suzy, Norma Rae

Boone: Metro, Son

Cassidy: Cass, Cassie, Dimples

Charlie: Sport, Amigo, Rock God, VH1 has-been, Limey runt, Chucky, Tattoo, Baby-napper, Oliver Twist, Munchkin, Jiminy Cricket

Claire: Mamacita, Missy Claire

Mr. Eko: Shaft, Mr. Ed

Ethan: Jungle Boy

Hurley: Lardo, Pork Pie, Stay Puff, Pillsbury, Jabba, Hoss, Jethro, Rerun, Babar, Hammo, Mutton Chop, Mongo, Deep Dish, Grape Ape, Snuffy, Jumbotron, Esse, Avalanche, Grimace

Jin: Mr. Miyagi, Bruce, Chief, Cato, Sulu, Boy, Chewie, Daddy-O, Papa-san, Jin-bo, Crouching Tiger

Jack: Hero, Doctor/Doc, JackO, St. Jack, Jack-Ass, Chico, Cowboy, Dr. Quinn, Dr. DoRight, Sherriff, Brother, Hoss, El Jacko, Amarillo Slim, Cool Hand, Dr Giggles, Daniel Boone

Karl: Chachi, Cheech, The Kid, Bobby Brady

Kate: Freckles, Sweetheart, Belle of the Ball, Sherriff, Baby, Sassafras, Boar Expert, the Mighty Huntress, Hon, Girl, The Lady, Woman, Sweet Cheeks, Puddin, Sheena, Thelma, Pippy Longstocking, Shortcake, Little Lady, Honey, Kiddo, Magellan

Libby: Moonbean

Locke: Mr. Clean, Daniel Boone, Gandhi, Hoss, Brutus, Gimpy McCrutch, Tarzan

Munson: Costanza, Murgatroyd, Killer

Michael: Daddy, Boss, Pilot, Chief, Mikey, Han, Hoss

Paulo:Zorro

Pickett: Chinatown, Broken Nose Man, Boss, Blockhead

Places: Jungle of Mystery, Cave-town, Bear Village, Magic Forest, Rock, Islandtown

Policeman in Australia: Doctor

Roger Workman: Skeletor

Sayid: Abdul, Al Jazeera, Omar, Captain Falafel, Muhammed, Boss, Ali, Arab, Abu, Genius, Sheik, Buddy, "the terrorist", Chief, Gen-u-ine I-raqi, Captain Arab, Red Beret

Shannon: Sticks, Sweetcheeks

Sun: Betty, Tokyo Rose, Sunshine, Sweetheart, Hidden Dragon

The Others: Pirates, Bluebeard, Fishermen, Zeke, Aliens

Walt: Tattoo, Short Round, Kid, Kazoo

~ Sawyer Quotes ~

Pilot

Kate: Where did that come from?
Sawyer: Probably bear village. How the hell do I know?

Sawyer: Guess what? I just shot a bear!

*

Tabula Rasa

Sayid: Excellent, walk through the jungle in the dark.
Sawyer: Ooo, afraid the trees are going to get us?

Sawyer: You're just not looking at the big picture, Doc. You're still back in civilization.
Jack: Yeah? And where are you?
Sawyer: Me? I'm in the wild.

*

Walkabout

Kate: Somebody's in there.
Jack: Sawyer.
Sawyer: Right behind ya, jackass.

*

White Rabbit

Sawyer: You're in my light, sticks.
Shannon: Light sticks? What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Sawyer: Light, comma, sticks. As in those legs of yours.

Sawyer: Well, it's about time.
Kate: For what?
Sawyer: I made this birthday wish 4 years ago.

Sawyer: So, how does it feel?
Boone: How does what feel?
Sawyer: Taking my place at the top of everyone's most hated list.

*

House of the Rising Sun

Kate: You still haven't answered my question.
Sawyer: You didn't answer mine. And I asked first.

*

Confidence Man

Kate: Must be cold without your trunks.
Sawyer: You bet. How about you come a little closer and warm me up?

Jack: Get up.
Sawyer: Why, you wanna see who's taller?

Sawyer: Baby, I am tied to a tree in a jungle of mystery. I just got tortured by a damn spinal surgeon and a gen-uine I-raqi. Of course I'm serious. You're just not seeing the big picture here, Freckles. You really going to let that girl suffocate because you can't bring yourself to give me one little kiss? Hell, it's only first base. Lucky for you I ain't greedy.

*

Whatever The Case May Be

Kate: I'm fine. I can take care of myself.
Sawyer: Oh, of course. I don't need protecting. I can take care of myself. Me Kate. Me throw rock.

*

Homecoming

Jack: You know how to handle a gun or not?
Sawyer: Well, I know atleast one polar bear that seems to think so.

*

Outlaws

Kate: A boar wouldn't just attack you for no reason.
Sawyer: Thank you, boar expert.

*

Deus Ex Machina

Sawyer: My uncle. He uh... died of a brain tumor.
Jack: What type of tumor was it?
Sawyer: The type that kills you.

*

Adrift

Sawyer: They found us because they were looking for us, for Walt.
Micheal: Don't you ever say his name again, ever.
Sawyer: Oh, what you gonna do, splash me?

*

Everybody Hates Hugo

Sawyer: You want me, Hotlips, you're going to have to come down here and get me... bitch.

Micheal: Everything is cool. We had a talk and they believe we were on the plane, too.
Sawyer: Swell. I guess we can all sue Oceanic together.

Ana-Lucia: Shut up. When I tell you to do something, you do it... I say move, you move... I say stop, you stop. I say jump, what do you say?
Sawyer: You first.

*

Abandoned

Libby: You want to let me just take a look at your shoulder?
Sawyer: What, are you a doctor?
Libby: A clinical psychologist.
Sawyer: You're a shrink? Well, maybe you ought to talk to my shoulder.

*

The 23rd Psalm

Kate: You know, you don't have to be belligerent just for belligerent's sake. Everyone loves you now.
Sawyer: Bullpucky.

*

The Hunting Party

Locke: Does any of this look familiar from when you were coming back?
Sawyer: Well, yeah, there's my favorite leaf. How could I forget this place?

Sawyer: Are you sure Mike went this way?
Locke: Why do you ask?
Sawyer: Oh, I don't know, Mr. Clean, I probably would have gone around Mt. Vesuvius.
Locke: Why'd you pick that name?
Sawyer: Ain't it obvious? All you need's an earring and a mop.

*

The Long Con

Jack: What are you doing here?
Sawyer: One second, I'm like this close to the high score on Donkey Kong.

Jack: Where's Locke?
Sawyer: I don't know. I think he said something about going to the store for a pack of smokes.

Sawyer: Uh-oh, it looks like we've got ourselves a theft. Who's going to call the cops?

Sawyer: New sheriff in town, boys! You all best get used to it.

*

The Whole Truth

Sun: How's your book?
Sawyer: Predictable...not nearly enough sex.

*

Lockdown

Jack: I've got to head back to the hatch.
Sawyer: Hatch ain't going nowhere, Doc. How about you put your mangos where your mouth is?

Jack: Do you even know what Amoxicilin is?
Sawyer: You may have been to Phuket, Doc, but I've been to Tallahassee. Let's just say something was burning and it wasn't from the sunshine.

*

Dave

Libby: I'm sure everyone can manage to just take what they need.
Sawyer: Great plan, Moonbeam. And after that we can sing Kumbaya and do trust falls.

Kate: What? I'm worried. You look like you got your ass kicked.
Sawyer: Don't you got an adventure to get to? I think Timmy fell down a well over that way.

*

S.O.S

Sawyer: Oh, happy day, here comes Dr. Giggles.

Sawyer: What, you got union trouble down at the sand factory, Norma Rae?
Bernard: Come on, Sawyer, I need your help. Now what do you say?
Sawyer: I say Pasadena.

*

Two For The Road

Ana-Lucia: Why don't you give me that one right there?
Sawyer: I ain't gonna gimme you nothing.

*

Three Minutes

Sawyer: I screwed her.
Jack: What?
Sawyer: That's how she got my gun. Ana, she jumped me. We got caught in a net.

*

Live Together, Die Alone

Hurley: Did that bird just say my name?
Sawyer: Yeah, it did. Right before it crapped gold.

Sawyer: So, these Others, you think they're left over from the Dharma folk?
Micheal: I don't know, man.
Sawyer: My theory, they're aliens. That's why they use the fake beards... their heads are made of pathetic.
Hurley: Prosthetic, dude.
Sawyer: You can't even spell and now you're correcting me?

*

A Tale of Two Cities

Sawyer: How 'bout you bring me an ottomon? And while you at it I could use a blow dry.
Zeke: Hey, you got yourself a fish biscuit. How'd you do that?
Sawyer: Figured out your complicated gizmos, that's how.
Zeke: Only took the bears two hours.
Sawyer: How many of them were there?

*

The Glass Ballerina

Kate: Nice alarm clock.
Sawyer: I've woken up to worse. Want half a fish biscuit?

Sawyer: How dare you?!

Kate: Quit staring at my ass.
Sawyer: Give me somethin' else to stare at.

Kate: What the hell were you thinking?
Sawyer: I couldn't help myself... you just looked so damn cute swinging that pickaxe. Chain gang looks good on you, Freckles.

Sawyer: You taste like strawberries.
Kate: You taste like fish biscuits.

*

Every Man For Himself

Sawyer: Sounded a little stuffy there, Chinatown. Need to blow your nose?
Pickett: Give me an excuse.
Sawyer: I thought I just did. What I gotta do, talk about your mother?

Sawyer: You know that chick they brought in on a stretcher? That's Broken Nose Man's girl.
Kate: They call him Pickett.

Sawyer: What, you think I'm crazy?
Kate: No, I'm actually impressed.
Sawyer: Well wipe the stars out of your eyes, Sweetheart. Because, we're going to do this.

Sawyer: Oh yeah. The Big Kahuna. Lunch already?

Sawyer: Is it that little place you always wanted George.
Ben: Sorry?
Sawyer: What, don't you read? It's from "Of Mice and Men". You'd like it. Puppies get killed.

*

I Do

Kate: Whatcha doing?
Sawyer: Throwing rocks.
Kate: I thought you had to pull the lever.
Sawyer: I know how to get a damn fish biscuit.
Kate: Then get me one.
Sawyer: What, you trying to keep me feeling productive?

Sawyer: And you and me are what, bait?
Kate: Somethin' like that.
Sawyer: At least the doc ain't dumb enough to do it.

Sawyer: We ain't on our island. We're on another island, like Alcatraz, couple miles offshore. So unless you're a mermaid, or you got a boat, there ain't no point.
Kate: When were you planning on telling me this?
Sawyer: Never.
Kate: Why not?! Why wouldn't you?!
Sawyer: 'Cause I wanted you to believe that we had a damn chance.

Sawyer: I love you, too.

Sawyer: Close your eyes, Freckles. Close your eyes.

*

Not In Portland

Kate: We need a boat.
Sawyer: Yeah, a couple of towels and a buffet lunch.

Kate (on the radio): Jack, are you there?
Jack: Yeah, yeah, I'm here.
Kate: Are you okay?
Jack: I'm fine.
Sawyer: Tell him I said "Hi". Get to the point!

Sawyer: This a hobby of yours, underdog, digging holes?
Alex: Yep, that and basket weaving. Want one?
Sawyer: Happen to have a tunnel to the mainland?

Kate: I've got an idea.
Sawyer: Of course you do.

Sawyer (to Aldo): Don't get mad at me just 'cause you were dumb enough to fall for the old "wookiee prisoner" gag.

*

Stranger in a Strange Land

Kate: If we just keep going we can circle round. Sooner or later we'll get to camp. We can tell Locke and Sayid what happened...
Sawyer: Oh, we will, huh? You got a map you ain't showing me, Magellan?

[Cut to Sawyer approaching Karl. Karl quickly wipes his eyes. Sawyer punches Karl in the arm.]
Karl: Ow!! What the hell was that for?!
Sawyer: So you'd cowboy up. Crying in the jungle -- I thought you people were supposed to be tough.
Karl [shoving Sawyer]: I am tough.
Sawyer: Sure you are, Bobby. [Karl looks puzzled] Bobby, the Brady Bunch?
Karl: What the hell's the Brady Bunch?
Sawyer: Okay, anyway look, Karl -- I've been with a lot of girls -- some of them worth the trouble, some not. Every now and again there's one -- one you name dumb stars with. So this girl, Sally Slingshot --
Karl: Alex.
Sawyer: Yeah. Do you love her?
Karl: More than anything.
Sawyer: Then go back to wherever the hell your yards are and get her back.
Karl: If I get caught -- they'll kill me this time.
Sawyer: Well, at least it'll be worth it.

*

Tricia Tanaka Is Dead

Jin: Sawyer.
Sawyer: Jin-bo! How you doing?
Jin: Good. See you.
Sawyer: Well look at that! Somebody's hooked on phonics.

Sawyer: Son of a...what's a head doing back here?!

Hurley: Dude. That beer's been there since before Rocky 3, maybe even 2, it's probably poison by now.
[Sawyer looks over at the remains of Roger that has been propped up beside the van with his head back on his shoulders]
Sawyer: Skeletor seems to like it.
[Sawyer taps Roger's skull with a can of beer]
Sawyer: Bottom's up!

Sawyer: I'm sorry.
Jin: I'm...sorry.
Sawyer: Ok, nice. Keep it coming.
Jin: Uh. You...were...right.
Sawyer: Ok. That's 2. Hit me.
Jin: Those...pants...don't make you look...fat.
Sawyer: Now you got it! Only 3 things a woman needs to hear.

*

Enter 77

Sawyer: Uh, uh, uh. We need to do a little Quid Pro Quo first. I know I've been gone a while and y'all thought the general store was having a going out of business sale. But now I'm back, and I want what's mine.
Nikki: Yeah, but it wasn't really yours to begin with.
Sawyer: A, it was mine when I took it. B, who the hell are you?! And C, because I'm fair...I'm going to let you play me for it.

Hurley: She'll be ok dude. Kate? I know you're worried about her. She's with Locke and Sayid. She's gonna be fine.
Sawyer: Yeah, well, thanks for the pep talk Lu...
Hurley: Uh uh dude. It's Hurley. Hugo if you want.
Sawyer: Get bent, Hugo.

*

Exposé

Sawyer: Right here. She stumbled out of the jungle...face planted...said something like plywood...and...an sayonara.
Hurley: Actually I think she said power lines.
Sawyer: Who the hell knows what she said. She was 5 seconds from dieing. Probably seeing the light at the end of the tunnel...

Nikki: Sawyer, give me a gun.
Sawyer: I got a better idea, sister. How 'bout you go stick your head in the ocean and cool yourself off.
Nikki: Thanks for nothing.
Sawyer: And who the hell are you?!

*

Left Behind

Sawyer: Uhhh...
Hurley: What?
Sawyer: You know how for [Sawyer studies a watch] 3 days, 10 hours and 15 minutes I ain't allowed to use nicknames?
Hurley: Yeah?
Sawyer: Well. You, Sir Hugo, are rotund, annoying, and you're ruining my damned view! How's that for "amends"?

[Sawyer is attempting to catch a fish with a long bamboo pole while Sun and Jin cast nets into the water a short ways away. Sawyer looks at Sun smiles. Sun looks away angrily]
Sawyer: Ain't gonna get the Korean vote.

Sawyer: Can we just do this?
Hurley: Do what?
Sawyer: Make nice?!
Hurley: Apologize for calling me all those names.
Sawyer: Ahh! I'm really sorry I called you rotund.
Hurley: Really?
Sawyer: Ah, God. You're worse than a girl! Come on! Let's...spread the love!

Hurley: And have you ever even asked how Aaron is?
Sawyer: Well, I know how he is, he...cries loud and he smells.

Claire: Is uh...is there anything I can do for you?
Sawyer: No. I just came by to...say your baby's... He's not as wrinkly as he was a couple of weeks ago.
Claire: Yeah, I guess he's not. Thanks.
Sawyer Oh and uh...this is for you.
[Sawyer hands Claire the blanket]
Claire: Thank you.
Sawyer: I don't like...blankets. Well, goodnight.

Sawyer: Son of a bitch. There wasn't ever gonna be no vote.
Hurley: But...wasn't it nice...being nice?
Sawyer: You tricked me into being descent? That's gotta be the lamest cons in the history of cons.

*

One Of Us

Sawyer [to Hurley and Charlie who are with Aaron]: Well, if it ain't 3 men and a baby. I counted Hugo twice.

Jack: Something you want to ask me Sawyer?
Sawyer: Yeah Jack, I want to ask you why you're fighting every single one of us and sticking up for one of them?

*

Catch-22

Sawyer: Uh...did you tell him?
Kate: Did I tell 'who' what?
Sawyer: You know, did you tell the doc? About you and me?
Kate: No...but he knows. He saw us in one of those surveillance monitors.
Sawyer: I thought you said the camera was broken?
Kate: Yeah well, they had another camera.
Sawyer: Those perverts.
Kate: Anyway, he knows.
Sawyer: Well now that that's out of the way, how about a little afternoon delight? It means sex...
Kate: I know.
Sawyer: Come on now freckles, wait. Now hold... You need me to make you a mix tape?
Kate: Yeah, why don't you do that.
Sawyer: Ah man.

Sawyer: What, my doorbell busted again?

Sawyer: Hope I'm not interrupting. You 2 arguing over who's your favorite other?
Jack: What do you want, Sawyer?
Sawyer: Well, what I wanted Doc, was to inform you there've been some developments since you were AWOL. So tell me...
Sawyer: How's your backhand?

Jack: Where'd you get the table.
Sawyer: Don't you recognize it? Fell out of the purple haze when the hatch went blamo. If we don't play every 108 minutes, the island's gonna explode.

*

The Brig

Sawyer: What the hell are yall doing?
Hurley: What the hell you doing?
Sawyer: Going to take a leak.
Hurley: Yeah, well, so are we.
Sawyer: Well alrighty then.

Locke: Hello James. Want to zip your pants up?
Sawyer: What the hell are you doing here?
Locke: Looking for you actually.
Sawyer: Okay, Tarzan. So now that you're back from your Blow-Up-Everything-That-Can-Get-Us-Off-The-Island tour, how 'bout you tell me why you joined up with the damn enemy?

Sawyer: How stupid do you think I am, huh?! I've already been conned by Ben once! Maybe you heard about it, bunny with a number painted on it! You think I'm gonna just follow you though the jungle?!
Locke: James, please. You have to...you have to trust me.
Sawyer: Where are you taking me?! Tell me the truth! What do you want from me?!
Locke: I'm bringing you there to do exactly what I said...to kill Ben.
Sawyer: Why did you come back to get me?!
Locke: I had to.
Sawyer: Why me?! Why won't you do it yourself?!
Locke: James, please.
Sawyer: Don't call me James! Why won't you do it yourself?!

Sawyer: What's your name?
Anthony: Hmmm?
Sawyer: Your name?
Anthony: Con man goes by many names, friend. I've been Alan Seward, Anthony Cooper, Ted MacLaren, Tom Sawyer, Louis Jackson, Paul...
Sawyer: [Interrupting] Tom Sawyer?
Anthony: I was young and Huck Finn was taken. And the ladies loved that one. Made me charming.
Sawyer: Well, how about that.
Anthony: How about what?
Sawyer: Sawyer's my name too.

Anthony: What's the matter with you?
Sawyer: You ever been to Jasper, Alabama?
Anthony: Why?
Sawyer: Have you or haven't you?
Anthony: Yeah, I've been to Jasper. Don't tell me I'm your daddy?
Sawyer: No. You killed my daddy.
[Sawyer pulls the letter he wrote as a child from his pocket and hands it to Anthony]
Sawyer Read it.
Anthony [Reading] Dear Mr. Sawyer...[Speaking] What is this?
Sawyer Just read it.
Anthony: [Reading] Dear Mr. Sawyer, you don't know who I am, but I know who you are and I know what you done. You had sex with my mother and then you stole my dad's money all away. So he got angry and he killed my mother and then he killed himself... [Speaking] blah, blah, blah, blah. So what? Is this supposed to be you? You wrote this letter? Hey wait a second. Did you take my name because you were on some kind of revenge kick?
Sawyer: Keep reading.
Anthony: Easy, easy. [Chuckling] Don't get all worked up. I ran that con 2 dozen times. If your mother was one of the ladies...
Sawyer: [Interrupting] Mary. Her name was Mary.
Anthony: Mary from Jasper, Alabama. [Chuckling] Yeah, I remember her. She practically begged me to take her 38,000 dollars and to rescue her from her sorry little life.
Sawyer: You finish the letter.
Anthony: Look, I only took her money. It ain't my fault your dad overreacted. If he pulled the old murder/suicide then I'm sure he's down here somewhere. Uh, maybe you could take this up with him.
Sawyer: Finish it!
Anthony: Okay. Okay.
[Anthony rips up the letter into little pieces. In a rage Sawyer jumps on Anthony and begins wrapping the chains that bind Anthony around his neck. Anthony starts choking]
Sawyer: You want to go to hell? You want to go to hell?!
[Sawyer tightens the chains, Anthony dies, and Sawyer throws him to the ground. Locke then opens the door]

*

Through The Looking Glass

Sawyer: So, when you pulled us out of those polar bear cages and put us on the chain gang, what the hell you have us breaking all those rocks for anyway?
Juliet: We were building a runway.
Sawyer: Runway for what?
Juliet: [Sarcastically] The aliens. [Seriously] I don't know what for. Do you think they told me everything?
Sawyer: Yeah, yeah, whatever you say. So you screwing Jack yet?
Juliet: No. Are you?
Sawyer: [Laughing] How far away are these guns.
Juliet: There aren't any guns.
[Sawyer stops walking and grabs Juliet's arm]
Sawyer: What?
Juliet: I lied.
Sawyer: You lied?
Juliet: It was the only way he'd let us go back.
Sawyer: So why are you going back?
Juliet: Karma. Why are you going back, James?

......

"I love to flirt. I'm married, not buried." - Josh Holloway

Previous Thread: http://www.fanforum.com/f178/josh-ho...hing-62815050/

addicted2much · 12-12-2007, 07:32 AM

Thanks for the new thread.

Johnny_Skater · 12-12-2007, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by addicted2much (View Post)

Thanks for the new thread.

You're welcome.

Deiaa · 12-12-2007, 10:16 AM

New thread!

rcerione · 12-12-2007, 11:25 AM

BEAUTIFULL

ROSELI

Deiaa · 12-12-2007, 06:07 PM

Did you guys see this vid? YouTube - Sawyer, the Shirtless Redneck

Carlie06 · 12-12-2007, 07:01 PM

New thread! Thanks for starting it, Johnny.

Johnny_Skater · 12-13-2007, 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Carlie06 (View Post)

New thread! Thanks for starting it, Johnny.

You're welcome, Carlie.

Titch22 · 12-13-2007, 05:44 AM

Love the thread. The Title is great!!!

Johnny_Skater · 12-13-2007, 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Titch22 (View Post)

The Title is great!!!

Thank you, Fay.

rcerione · 12-13-2007, 03:53 PM

ROSELI

rcerione · 12-13-2007, 03:59 PM

rcerione · 12-14-2007, 09:57 AM

Please EXTINCT THIS MAILING , NO GOT HIS I'm sorry!!!!

Sawyer&Kate · 12-14-2007, 10:36 AM

Thanks for the new thread Johnny!

Nice pics.

Deiaa · 12-14-2007, 07:46 PM

From this interview with Damon and Carlton - New Movies | Upcoming Movies | Ratings

Quote:

HW: Is there any one actor that you've loved watching mature through the whole Lost process?

CC: I think really Josh Holloway. You know who was not really known to audiences and I think he's just fallen into the role of Sawyer and he's become this huge star and he still is as great a guy as he ever was and he's just so charming and wonderful and I think he so was deserving of the success that's come to him. And just sort of watching him finally sort of achieve his dream kind of late. You know I mean, and after a lot of struggles, that's really, really satisfying. And I think he's just a fun, wonderful actor and a lot of writing for Josh is like wish fulfillment writing. You know I wish I could be as cool as him and as funny and quip-y as he was.

Aww what a great quote!


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