Adam Brody - Seth's Quick Quips Survivor - Season 2

"You'reMyLittleSnowAngel" · 06-20-2009, 12:21 PM

Welcome to Seth's Quick Quips Survivor for Season 2!

Please vote for the quote you like the least!
You can only have one vote per round.
The quote that reaches five votes first is eliminated and then a new round begins!

1.
"You know they don't even have a water polo team here, and that's just gonna be a problem for me."

2.
"He's like a thoroughbred. And I'm a monkey...with cymbals."

3.
"I have a mop, Ryan!"

4.
"He was jealous of what? Of uh...my good looks and charm? Of my modesty?"

5.
"The government they're gonna be asking me to create new holidays. Seth, Seth! What about Eastover or Kwanzashana? We can’t let it happen!"

6.
"It's a story as old as time, really. Boy meets girl, boy likes girl, boy finds out that girl is surrogate mother's illegitimate half-sister."

7.
"Dude, I’m a man in a desert, I am dying of thirst and you have a Thermos full of Kool-aid, come on, give me a sip!"

8.
"Hey, Bryan Gatwood, AKA Kid Chino, a strong but silent youth from the wrong side of the tracks, who when provoked unleashes his fists of fury."

9.
"She's merely kitchen table fodder at this point. She's no longer up to poolhouse snuff."

10.
"Looks like I'm not the only one at odds with the universe."

11.
"Last time I tried to talk to her about things she nearly decapitated me with my favourite pillow!"

12.
"Eureka, Ryan! I can't believe I just said Eureka but that's OK. That's it!

13.
"OK if I wanted my parade rained on, I would just step outside."

14.
"Ryan, I think I found a quicker way out. Unfortunately it involves broken bones and broken glass "

15.
"Hey, Ryan, what did I tell you? Isn't this great? It's like Goonies meets Die Hard by way of Mission Impossible, with I think a slight hint of National Treasure thrown in."

16.
"I think Captain Oats would be very proud...or deeply disturbed by this ritual."

17.
"You're still an Atwood. Only a slightly more edgy, darker version, I think. But some people think Ryan's got a little softer..."

18.
"So what you’re saying to me is then...that the more neurotic and insecure I am, the more you’re attracted to me."

19.
"He surfs, he sings, he practically fights crime. Maybe Sandy Cohen could be our action hero."

20.
"He doesn't exactly seem overburdened with possessions. Unless that bag of his is like Mary Poppins. I wish I'd never made that reference."

21.
"I grilled some corn, I grilled some veggies, I found something in Marissa's fridge, I just, I grilled it."

22.
"The compulsive need to rescue Marissa Cooper must be in the Atwood DNA."

23.
"I got my cardigan, my orthopedic shoes, and my humidifier. Now take me to my people."

24.
"I know I don’t deserve another shot...but I love you...and I think you love me too."

25.
"I know I’m not who you all imagined as prom king, seeing as how I’m not who any of you actually voted for, but she’s the queen...and I love her...so I guess that that makes me king."

26.
"The way things have been going, I bet that's Oliver."

27.
"Don’t worry about dad, we’ll set up a stage in the living room. Give him a microphone and the music to Starlight Express."