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Quotations Threads #3 - Seven seasons worth of funnies here!
Old Thread : http://www.fanforum.com/f163/quotati...-cox-62793648/
We can use a different title, thats just all I could think of at the time...  __________________
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Thanks for the new thread Ash!
 I like this title, even though the old one was good as well.  __________________
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I just hope some of my quotes haven't been quoted yet.. im new
 J.D.: You know, Laverne, I'm a doctor. So I'm not really gonna take my psychological evaluations from someone who dispenses them in between watching Maury and eating a corn muffin. J.D.'s Narration: Okay, that was too mean. Apologize. J.D.: Laverne, I... J.D.'s Narration: Aw, the hell with it. She's not gonna forgive you - go for broke! J.D.: I was watching CNN earlier. Apparently the terror alert in your armpits has been elevated to orange. Elliot: I'm sorry for barging in so late. I hope I didn't interrupt anything important. Carla: Um... Turk: (interrupts) Actually, since I'm diabetic, Carla only lets me eat one candy bar every six months and so she was helping me choose one to go with. (Carla mimes shooting herself in the head) Turk: First! We cut out all candy that sounds remotely racist, which includes all dark chocolate and I know this sounds weird, but Jujubes. (Elliot nods) Turk: Then Carla was like, "Well what about Junior Mints?" and I was like "Junior Mints?! Baby, if I want my candy to freshen my breath, I'll just slap some toothpaste on a whatchamacallit bar and go to TOWN on that bad boy, you know what I'm saying?!" Turk: How do I know that guy? Dr. Cox: Maybe you used to date him? Turk: Oh that's so clever, I'm gay. Wow that's good. Dr. Cox: I'm tired. Maybe he’s from the International Pretentious Association and he’s here to remove your goatee. J.D.: By the way, Julie’s here but I’m not going to kiss and tell. Elliot: Oh really? Cause I just got your text that said “bone city”. J.D.: Oh really? That came through? Janitor: (Watching Turk air performing) I don't know what "IT" is, but he's got it. Lloyd: He's going to be trouble... Janitor: I know, but he's so damn talented. __________________
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 I love Turk Welcome DoctorNP! Hope you enjoy it here. I'm Ashlie. __________________
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Thanks for all the quotes and welcome around, DoctorNP!  Love your sig btw. __________________
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Thanks guys
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As I didn't realise you were here HAHA, I shall give you a little something as an apology. A spanish to english dictionary.
Your welcome-o! (see, see what I did there, I included a quote and a welcome in one sentence, he, he, aaah, I'll be here all night...  )__________________
the escapistDAAHF strawberry swing violet hill VLV chinese sleep chantyes reign of loveLiJ 42 lost! cemetries of london LiT kingdom come twisted logic swallowed in the sea the hardest part low a message speed of sound X&Y talk fix you white shadows what if square one AROBTTH a whisper warning sign green eyes daylight clocks the scientist GPASUYF in my place politik life is for living everythings not lost we never change high speed PARACHUTES trouble yellow sparks spies trouble don't panic |
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Janitor: Thanks for the pen.
Janitor has ink all over his fingers. J.D.: Oh, no. Janitor: Yeah. He holds his uniform up, a large blue stain marks the front of his t-shirt Janitor: That's my favorite t-shirt. And this was my favorite skin! --------- Dr. Kelso: This hospital has always had a co-ed locker room. Ahhh, back when I was a resident, I remember blah-blah-blah, nostalgic story. Now get the hell out of my office!... Not you, Ted... Ted, get the hell out of my office! Ted: Oh, thank God. ----------- Dr. Cox: So, here's the deal Mrs. Larkin: You have a valvular defect in your heart. Mr. Larkin: Oh, God! Mrs. Larkin: Relax, Steve. He's a worrier. J.D.: Me too. I'm a worrier. ------------ J.D.: I'd say she's pregnant. Dr. Cox: Just a terrific catch, there, Newbie. Listen to her heart, will ya? I heard mitral stenosis and I need an extra set of ears, let's go. J.D.: It's kinda flattering that you'd choose me. Dr. Cox: Ears, Newbie, ears! Not mouth. __________________
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With shortness of breath, I’ll explain the infinite
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Turk: Hey White Shadow.
J.D.: That’s not my handle. Turk: Hey Gizmo. -------- Lonnie: Yar. (The Janitor popsicles him) God! Why? Janitor: You combined “you” and “are”. “Yar”. It made no sense. --------- Elliot: Later, I’m going to find some aloe and rub it wherever it hurts. Keith: Well it’s just on my back, really. Elliot: Keith that was innuendo. You were going to work on this. Keith: Oh right, right, right. Ok um…it also hurts under my pants. In my pants! Damnit! I can’t get this! ---------- J.D.’s narration: People were starting to talk about Elliot and Keith but I decided to stay above the fray. Then I changed my mind. (J.D. joins a group of nurses in a circle) J.D.: Can you believe those two? Laverne: No I can’t. All that carrying on in public. Nurse: It’s way too much. J.D.: It’s just too much. Sorry, I switched places so I could go again. __________________
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Poor sweet Keith... __________________
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With shortness of breath, I’ll explain the infinite
How rare and beautiful it truly is that we exist. Dean&Castiel ღ_avi:unknown |
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I
 My Drive By!Elliot: Thanks for giving me a ride to work. I hope you didn't mind J.D. tagging along. Jake: Mm-mm. Maybe next time we'll let you sit up front. J.D.: Well, maybe next time she'll yell "shotgun" a little faster! ------- Janitor: I know we haven't care of that whole asbestos thing from the '90s, and I know some toilets flush upward... Dr. Kelso: Get to the point. My battery power's running low. Janitor: The one thing that I'm proud of is that these floors are so clean you could eat off of 'em. Dr. Kelso: Why is that? Flashback Janitor's Mom: If you're going to throw food on the floor, you can just eat there from now on. End Flashback Janitor: Soup night was the worst. ---------- Dr. Cox: And, last but not least, there was the surgeon who wanted to crack open Mr. Blake's chest like a walnut and put in a pacemaker that he didn't even need. Now, he's too modest to introduce himself to the group, so I'll do the honors. He is so black, so bald, and he can't eat cupcakes because he's got diabetes. Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Turk! Turk: Can you just get out of here so we can get back to work? Dr. Cox: Not until people start chanting my name so that I can exit the room with my hands held high above my head in a victorious gesture. Capisce? ----------- Janitor: You paged me in the middle of a busy day! This better be important! Dr. Kelso: What were you doing? Janitor: Sleeping in a mop closet. __________________
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