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 Joined: Jul 2003
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Top Ten Lists, you know you love them!
What are some of your favorites? I have so many, but here's a few [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
Top Ten Ways To Make The Godfather More Appealing To Teenagers 10. Marlon Brando gets two-foot tall sidekick, Mini-Vito 9. Enemies now killed by the explosive flavor of snapping into a Slim Jim 8. Three words: no Jar Jar 7. Sonny Corleone ambushed at tollbooth by foul-mouthed South Park character 6. Corpses of victims get dumped in Dawson's Creek 5. Theme song by Ricky Martin, "Livin' La Cosa Nostra" 4. Instead of organized crime, family now makes money by selling term papers 3. Change title from "The Godfather" to "The Puff Daddy" 2. Goodbye severed horse head, hello severed Backstreet Boy head! 1. New title: "I Still Know Who You Whacked Last Summer" Top Ten Things Every Principal Knows 10. Half the stuff teachers say is completely made up 9. Buy Tums in bulk 8. After a long day, a principal's best friend is Professor Jim Beam 7. Tell them it's for extra credit and students will wash your car 6. Don't waste your time on that female gym teacher 5. If the shirtless father was a problem student, chances are his shirtless son will be, too 4. Kids spend too much time on homework and not nearly enough on video games 3. Whenever I need some time alone, I pull the fire alarm 2. I should have become an astronaut 1. Nobody knows the difference if you make P.A. announcements nude __________________
Ashley
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Joined: Nov 2000
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I can't recall any offhand but I remember that Godfather one well... I'd been drinking soda when #6 was said and I snorted and it came out my nose.
*****ed up memory huh? [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img] __________________
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Joined: Jun 2003
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I remember one that Dave did about the Williams Sisters(Tennis players) and I just thought it was hilarious.
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Joined: Sep 2001
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I like the Top 10 Lists however being Australian I just don't understand some of them! [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img]
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Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 5,832
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Top Ten Lists are funny.
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Joined: Oct 2001
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Soory I just made that last one up.  __________________
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Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 26,813
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And what would the best men at weddings do without the top ten list idea to rip off
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