Movietime Blues

Phoebe: Piper, do you mind? I'm trying to meditate up here if you haven't noticed.

Piper: Well, can't you block out the noise?

Phoebe: Yeah, the vacuum cleaner I can block out, your nerves I can't.

Piper: My nerves?

Phoebe: Oh, for god sakes, woman. I'm sorry, you're anxious, I'm anxious.

Piper: But it's my first date, it's not yours.

Phoebe: But unfortunately, it feels as though it's my first date.

Piper: Well, can't you control it?

Phoebe: What do you think I'm doing up here? Cleaning the chandelier?

Piper: Now that would be helpful.

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that would be helpful

Summer Falls

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Phoebe's empathy power can be too much

Movietime Blues

Paige: Leo, I need your help.

Leo: Why, what's the matter?

Paige: The Elders have assigned me a charge.

Leo: Paige, that's great.

Paige: No, actually. It's not great. You have to help me get out of this.

Leo: You can't get out of it. You're a whitelighter.

Paige: I'm also, like, a chick in her twenties who'd like to have a life. I don't have time for this.

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I like Whitelighter Paige

canthaveyou

Same here. I think it really suits her. I think that goes along with her having been a social worker.

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Yes. It is in her to help people

Movietime Blues

Phoebe: Yes, Cole, what is it?

Cole: Okay. Freeze the room fast, then unfreeze only me.

Piper: What? Why?

Cole: Just do what I say and I'll explain after.

(Piper freezes Cole and the room.)

Phoebe: Please don't blow him up.

Piper: I'll try.

(Piper unfreezes Cole.)

Cole: The rest of the room still frozen?

Piper: Cole, we're the only ones in the room.

Cole: You're not actually. There's a chameleon in the house.

Phoebe: A lizard? You're worried about a lizard?

Cole: This chameleon is a demon. One who can transform into any object just to spy on you.

(He grabs a chair.)

Piper: Trying to tell me the manor is supernaturally bugged?

Cole: Uh-huh. Has been for some time, apparently. It explains why the Source hasn't attacked you in a while. He's had his chameleons watching your every move, gathering inside information. Look around. What's not supposed to be here?

(The girls look around. Piper spots Paige's ugly-looking cane chair with bright red cushions.)

Piper: Hmm.

(Piper blows up the chair. Cushion stuffing flies everywhere. Cole goes over to it.)

Phoebe: Piper, I think that was Paige's chair.

Piper: Yeah, I know, it was ugly.

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I like that episode

Movietime Blues

Phoebe: Piper...

Piper: Look, I know I didn't call to confirm but I was busy creating life, okay? Look, just let me talk to Pat. I know she'd understand, really. Hello? He hung up on me that little cretin.

Phoebe: My date is a demon.

Piper: Huh? What? (She looks at the guy.) That guy? But he's so hot.

Phoebe: Yeah, hot as in flames of hell hot. I had a premonition, he devours his victims, I'm next, freeze the room.

Piper: Ugh, my sister the demon magnet.

(She freezes the room but the guy doesn't freeze. He looks around.)

Guy: Witches. Damn it.

(Piper blows him up.)

Phoebe: Thank you.

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Demon magnet

BlondieLeigh

Love it

Movietime Blues

Phoebe: Paige, there you are.

Paige: Anyone gotten hurt?

Phoebe: Not as far as I can tell.

Paige: Have you seen Agent Brody yet?

Phoebe: What are we doing here?

Paige: Well, he said for us to meet him here. He needed to talk to us about something important.

Phoebe: Yeah, but Paige it's a fire.

Paige: So?

Phoebe: So we don't do fires. Firemen do fires. We do fireballs.

Paige: Look, he said it was something connected to this new power thing he's been talking about.

Phoebe: Yeah, well, we're not Brody's Angels. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's just I'm stressed, it's my first week back at work and I have a lot of catching up to do.

canthaveyou

Whew, steam coming off Phoebe.