Movietime Blues

Phoebe: Yes, Cole, what is it?

Cole: Okay. Freeze the room fast, then unfreeze only me.

Piper: What? Why?

Cole: Just do what I say and I'll explain after.

(Piper freezes Cole and the room.)

Phoebe: Please don't blow him up.

Piper: I'll try.

(Piper unfreezes Cole.)

Cole: The rest of the room still frozen?

Piper: Cole, we're the only ones in the room.

Cole: You're not actually. There's a chameleon in the house.

Phoebe: A lizard? You're worried about a lizard?

Cole: This chameleon is a demon. One who can transform into any object just to spy on you.

(He grabs a chair.)

Piper: Trying to tell me the manor is supernaturally bugged?

Cole: Uh-huh. Has been for some time, apparently. It explains why the Source hasn't attacked you in a while. He's had his chameleons watching your every move, gathering inside information. Look around. What's not supposed to be here?

(The girls look around. Piper spots Paige's ugly-looking cane chair with bright red cushions.)

Piper: Hmm.

(Piper blows up the chair. Cushion stuffing flies everywhere. Cole goes over to it.)

Phoebe: Piper, I think that was Paige's chair.

Piper: Yeah, I know, it was ugly.