Idlewild

~Welcome to the Anti-N//P thread~

This thread is for those who don't appreciate N//P as a couple. Please do NOT bash any posters. Please do NOT bash James or Hilarie.

*The Phonies Dictionary*

A:
Abhorring - To regard with horror or loathing; detest
B:
Boring - Uninteresting and tiresome; dull
C:
Crap - Cheap or shoddy material.
D:
Detest - To dislike intensely; abhor
E:
Empty - Holding or containing nothing
F:
Fake - One that is not authentic or genuine; a sham.
G:
Gruesome - Causing horror and repugnance; frightful and shocking
H:
Horrific - Causing horror; terrifying.
I:
Irritating - To rouse to impatience or anger; annoy
J:
Joke - Amusing or ludicrous
K:
Kick out - To strike out with the foot or feet
Keck - heave or to retch, as in an effort to vomit
L:
Loathe - To dislike (someone or something) greatly; abhor
M:
Macabre - Suggesting the horror of death and decay; gruesome
Monstrous - Shockingly hideous or frightful
N:
Nauseating - To feel or cause to feel loathing or disgust.
O:
Over - The act of being finished. Not in existence. No more. Finito.
P:
Puke-Worthy
Q:
Queasy - Experiencing nausea; nauseated
R:
Revolting - To experience disgust or shock
S:
Sickening - To make or become sick.
T:
Terrifying
U:
Uncalled for - The act of doing something that nobody asked for.
V:
Vomit - To throw up
Vulgar
W:
Wreck The act of wrecking or the state of being wrecked; destruction
Weak - Lacking physical strength, energy, or vigor; feeble
X:
X-Rated - Children beware, you may go blind
Y:
Yucky - Something disgusting
Z:
Zombie - A snake god of voodoo cults
Zzzzzz - Sleep inducing


*Reasons N//P would make the worst couple ever*

1. Because what's the point of repeating the same mistake twice.
2 .Because we have already seen this relationship before except then it was called Dan/Karen and Dan/Deb.
3. Because rewriting history can never change the truth.
4. Because even they know that they sucked.
5. Because Peyton thinks Nathan is a real jerk.
6. Because it's all about chemistry - which they have none of.
7. Because we've been down that road before and it didn't work
8. Because Nathan said they sucked together.
9. Because they never talk to each other
10. Because Nathan crashed Peyton's car into a tree and walked off laughing.
11. Because Nathan offered her up as the booby prize in a basketball match. Romance right there.
12. Because kissed that chick who wasn't her on the bus he stole whilst ditching her ass.
13. Because Nathan crunched up his nose like he smelled dog poo when Peyton tried to make a move.
14. Because he didn't even notice when Peyton took down her drawings.
15. Because she could never find the words to get through that big wall he puts up
16. Because she was never good with him
17. Because he doesn’t want Peyton
18. Because with Peyton it was all games, parties and drama
19. Because she doesn’t want "the leash"(when she gave back the necklace)
20. Because Peyton was never in love with Nathan.
21. Because he didn’t even know about her mother, he never asked.
22. Because they put that whole "Jock and cheerleader need to be together" deal to shame.
23. Because they were merely each other's consolation prize.
24. Because they're always going to be second best.
25. Because it was a no brainer break up.
26. Because NP's negativity makes broody Lucas appear happy.
27. Because that picture should've burned along with Dan's office.
28. Because WARNING: NP causes mental and physical anguish.
29. Because Lizza Minelli and David Gest have more chemistry than these two.
30. Because commercials are more entertaining than these two.
31. Because He went on a beer run to Canada to get away from her.
32. Because The WB would be reinventing cruel by putting NP back together.
33. Because the Magic 8 ball says: Future = Not Probable.
34. Because she never loved him the way Haley does.
35. Because he used to say "lets get this over with" before they had sex, what every girl wants to hear.
36. Because normal sucked with them.
37. Because WTH is he doing with this girl that he has no chemestry with when his tutor is so freaking hot?
38. Because he left her car wrecked, just like their "faux-relationship."
39. Because during their make out session in the car, he was thinking about Lucas.


*What's in a name?*

1. Nauseating Puke
2. Not Pretty
3. Never Possible
4. Negative People
5. Nasty Picture
6. No, Please!
7. Nanny's Poo
8. No Point
9. Not Pleasant
10. No Pleasure
11. Nonsense Play
12. Not Persuasive
13. Not Preservable
13. No-good Poop
14. Nonfunctional Pair
15. Nonexistent Passion
16. Never-ending Puke
17. Neanderthal People
18. Never Promising
19. North Pole...because that's what Hell will be like if this happens
20. Negative Popularity
21. Nicole Pukes
22. Noticeably Pointless
23. Not Preferred
24. Nasty Phlegm



Art by Elise

PEYTON: You mean more than my boyfriend who I’m trying to make out with right now?
NATHAN: Well go put some ice on it. You ever think I might want to talk?

PEYTON: So, I waited for you tonight.
NATHAN: Yeah, the guys wanted to tip a few.

NATHAN: You want to be a @#%$? That's cool. Just listen to your loser rock, and I'll see you tomorrow.
PEYTON: How about you don't see me tomorrow?
NATHAN: Like I don't have other options.


Avies by Mela, Elise, and Rach






Fanart of the moment by Elise




"Oooh, the desire!" quotes credit: Viv

Thread title credit: Pat & Caroline

heart packed in ice

Wohoo!! Anne, doesn't it feel awesome to start an anti NP thread?

I just loooove this title!

martystel

I was starting it but you were faster than me.

heart packed in ice

me too! YAY! 5th thread in what like, 2 days?

martystel

We are a great group! Nobody can be more passional than us! The hate for this couple produces many posts!

Robsessed_MeesterManic

Lovely new thread!

pinkpretzel

Thank you for the new thread Anne You rock!

martystel

Ann I love the banners!

Idlewild

Done! Thanks for the love, dudettes!

Sorry, martystel and Caroline. I should've said something before I started the new thread. But, it's a dog-eat-dog world out there. You gotta move fast!

It's 6:15 AM. Time for bed.

heart packed in ice

LOL Yeah! It's easy to express your utter disgust with N///P.

heart packed in ice

I'm glad you started it Anne! All hardcore NP haters have to start atleast one thread It's a rule

Same time that I usually go to bed. Sleep well! I'm gonna go too. It's over 3 and I have stuff to do tomorrow.

Night Elise, martystel and Jo!

Elise, I hope I catch you on AIM sometime

rima

Great new thread Anne.


And thanks to all for the wonderful art work. I love the art and the avies.

london grammar

Great new thread!

balle

Ha ha, goody. New thread. You gotta love the title - it's spot on. Love the intro... those NP quotes are so funny. These two are so TERRIBLE together that they should be embarrassed, I bet they are anyway.

martystel

Night Caroline!
I've just seen the episode 1.07 "Life in a glass house" it was so sad!
Brooke wanted to get N&P toghter again..I thought "let them in peace!" and I was so sad when Brooke said this horrible things to Hayley, and so she was hangry with Nat!