smoothaise

And the whole bit about the Meatloaf.

taressa05

The meatloaf thing was so hilarious. It's not so much what he was saying, it's his delivery. I just love that man, he cracks me up.

-Kelly-

I love Isla Fisher since Home and away



Years ago

**SuperGirl**

Meatloaf. Awesome...



And I love that icon. Great job.

-Kelly-

^ Yeah, it's funny

**SuperGirl**

Found some quotes over at Imdb.com. Not sure how accurate they are though.

Owen: You look beat, soft mattress?
Vince: Soft Mattress? Maybe, or the midnight rape, or the nude gay art show. I had my sock, the one that I walked around in all day, played football, SWEATED in, stuffed in my mouth and DUCK TAPED IN!. I'm going to eat my breakfast over here. Don't talk to me.

Vince (Famous scene at the table): Yeah, yeah, John, I love it when you joke. It just feels so... so gooood.

Vince: Yeah, let's go kill some birds, I'm psyched.

Farrell: Yeah I just crashed a funeral the other week, the dude died in a handgliding accident, what an idiot! Oh look at me I'm handgliding, oh look at me I'm dead! Hah! Idiot!

Vince: WE HAVE A STAGE FIVE CLINGER! I DON'T THINK YOU APPRECIATE THE SERIOUSNESS OF THIS SITUATION!

Little boy: Make a bicycle, CLOWN!

Owen: You know Sara, I just don't know about us...I don't think we really know each other.
Woman: My name is Vivian.

**SuperGirl**

Vince: "I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup. I love maple syrup! I love maple syrup on pancakes, I love it on pizza! I love to take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up slick?"

Son (don't remember his name): "Jeremy tried to seduce me! I want my painting back!"
Vince: "No Todd. It was a gift. I'm taking it with me."

Chaz: "Goddamn you, I almost num-chucked you. You don't even realize."

Chaz: MA! THE MEATLOAF!


....I wish I could get the wedding vows. Those were hilarious.

taressa05

Omg, all those quotes are so funny. Bring back good memories.

I wish you could get the wedding vows too. They said something about I'll be your port and first mate. I don't blame Claire at all for cracking up.

~Dani

Quarterley

I was thoroughly amazed at the speed Vince talks sometimes.

smoothaise

The wedding vows were too funny.

You may kiss the first mate!

**SuperGirl**

Found a few more:

Owen: You know what, I've moved on, I'm really happy for you.
Vince: We're getting married.
Owen: Get Out.

Todd (The son): I don't eat meat or fish.
Grandma: He's a homo.
Later...
Todd: WHAT IS OUR SITUATION DAD?!!
Grandma: You're a homo.
Todd: I'm going to my room to paint...homo things.

Vince: "Janet I apologize if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there wondering, do I have food on my face? Am I talking too much? Are they talking enough? Am I interested? Am I not really interested? Should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I seem look interested but I'm not interested so all of a sudden I'm starting to get interested? When am I supposed to kiss her? Do I wait until the door? Do we do like the "ass-out" hug? Where you hug each other like this but your ass sticks out...and all the while you're just wondering, are we gonna get hocked up enough to lose our inhibitions, perhaps play a little game called "Just the Tip" where you put the tip in, just to see how it feels..."

Owen: We lost a lot of men out there.
Girl: Playing for the Yankees?
Owen: (pause) Well yeah...you lose men to trades and injuries...Look I don't want to talk about it.

This is as close to the [b]wedding vows[/i] as I could find:

[Bride's name], my best friend, and first mate. I'll love you in sickness and in health, clear skies and squalls.
[Groom's name], my best friend, and my captain. I'll be your anchor and your sails, your starboard and your port.

spent cigarette

That was hilarious in the trailer. The girl's a fruitcake! Anyway, I snagged that icon as well as a bunch of others. I can't wait to see this film, it does seem pretty funny. And I'm a big fan of Rachel, Vince and Isla.

The Daywalker

Funny as to be expected from the group. So of course i liked it.

Bad part was, they reserved the hot chicks for the beginning wedding scenes and left us with average girls to play the main parts

MissCongeniality

Thanks for the great quotes! I'm really looking forward to seeing the movie even more now.

**SuperGirl**

I'm sure you will enjoy it after you see it. I plan on seeing it again this weekend..It's better to see it sooner. It's always fun when there's a lot of people in the theatre. IMO, at least.