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Once Jake ran to China to find Quil and Leah at the Great Wall, and started arguing with them about a big, ugly tale that made everyone want to kiss Eric and Mike with a huge head. Meanwhile, the vampires cooked up some tasty wings on a skillet and opened a big bag. Inside the big ballroom, there were many clones of aliens who looked like Barney and Dumbo in skirts made of pink glitter, dancing around Edward. Edward was surprised that Alice danced them to the Quileutes and left them. She was laughing at how all Wolves started howling when Rosalie got close to Jacob Black and then ran to Jasper for help. Jasper then decided that he should get Bella some tea and licorice for the baby because she was crying. Running toward the nearest bathroom he slipped beside the sink and tried to hide his other toe under someone's napkin, which was not planned. Bella giggled at Edward because he teased her about all the rumours about her past with Mike in school and she decided that it was stupid because he was not with her in school. Edward then spoke about Jacob who went to the store to get toothpaste because he needed to brush Paul's teeth. Wondering why Paul wasn't using his cell phone, Jacob thought he was unable to hear what all the talk about Sam and Embry was leading to. Even in the dark Rosalie was breathtaking in her ruby red dress, her long blonde hair flowing in the wind. Bella didn't know how Jacob could be so blind to not know his entire family was celebrating Billy's successful fishing escapade with The Volturi and how Billy caught a fish by accident. Then Harry decided to give all the salmon to