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Twilight was written because SMeyer had always wanted Edward as her own personal sex god. RPattz couldn't compete with Edward's amazing sparkles so he stopped to help her. Edward went to Italy because that was where Pizza Bella was located. He decided cheetoes were bad ... not! So Edward told Bella to try some anyway. After she ate delicious food, she was constipated and so Rosalie gave Alice a gerbil named Bertie. Bertie liked the entire house

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Twilight was written because SMeyer had always wanted Edward as her own personal sex god. RPattz couldn't compete with Edward's amazing sparkles so he stopped to help her. Edward went to Italy because that was where Pizza Bella was located. He decided cheetoes were bad ... not! So Edward told Bella to try some anyway. After she ate delicious food, she was constipated and so Rosalie gave Alice a gerbil named Bertie. Bertie liked the entire house
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Twilight was written because SMeyer had always wanted Edward as her own personal sex god. RPattz couldn't compete with Edward's amazing sparkles so he stopped to help her. Edward went to Italy because that was where Pizza Bella was located. He decided cheetoes were bad ... not! So Edward told Bella to try some anyway. After she ate delicious food, she was constipated and so Rosalie gave Alice a gerbil named Bertie. Bertie liked the entire house indigo colored

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Twilight was written because SMeyer had always wanted Edward as her own personal sex god. RPattz couldn't compete with Edward's amazing sparkles so he stopped to help her. Edward went to Italy because that was where Pizza Bella was located. He decided cheetoes were bad ... not! So Edward told Bella to try some anyway. After she ate delicious food, she was constipated and so Rosalie gave Alice a gerbil named Bertie. Bertie liked the entire house indigo colored lights

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Twilight was written because SMeyer had always wanted Edward as her own personal sex god. RPattz couldn't compete with Edward's amazing sparkles so he stopped to help her. Edward went to Italy because that was where Pizza Bella was located. He decided cheetoes were bad ... not! So Edward told Bella to try some anyway. After she ate delicious food, she was constipated and so Rosalie gave Alice a gerbil named Bertie. Bertie liked the entire house indigo colored lights with

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Twilight was written because SMeyer had always wanted Edward as her own personal sex god. RPattz couldn't compete with Edward's amazing sparkles so he stopped to help her. Edward went to Italy because that was where Pizza Bella was located. He decided cheetoes were bad ... not! So Edward told Bella to try some anyway. After she ate delicious food, she was constipated and so Rosalie gave Alice a gerbil named Bertie. Bertie liked the entire house indigo colored lights with Jasper's...

sidhe-seer

Twilight was written because SMeyer had always wanted Edward as her own personal sex god. RPattz couldn't compete with Edward's amazing sparkles so he stopped to help her. Edward went to Italy because that was where Pizza Bella was located. He decided cheetoes were bad ... not! So Edward told Bella to try some anyway. After she ate delicious food, she was constipated and so Rosalie gave Alice a gerbil named Bertie. Bertie liked the entire house indigo colored lights with Jasper's favorite

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Twilight was written because SMeyer had always wanted Edward as her own personal sex god. RPattz couldn't compete with Edward's amazing sparkles so he stopped to help her. Edward went to Italy because that was where Pizza Bella was located. He decided cheetoes were bad ... not! So Edward told Bella to try some anyway. After she ate delicious food, she was constipated and so Rosalie gave Alice a gerbil named Bertie. Bertie liked the entire house indigo colored lights with Jasper's favorite round

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Twilight was written because SMeyer had always wanted Edward as her own personal sex god. RPattz couldn't compete with Edward's amazing sparkles so he stopped to help her. Edward went to Italy because that was where Pizza Bella was located. He decided cheetoes were bad ... not! So Edward told Bella to try some anyway. After she ate delicious food, she was constipated and so Rosalie gave Alice a gerbil named Bertie. Bertie liked the entire house indigo colored lights with Jasper's favorite round armchair

sidhe-seer

Twilight was written because SMeyer had always wanted Edward as her own personal sex god. RPattz couldn't compete with Edward's amazing sparkles so he stopped to help her. Edward went to Italy because that was where Pizza Bella was located. He decided cheetoes were bad ... not! So Edward told Bella to try some anyway. After she ate delicious food, she was constipated and so Rosalie gave Alice a gerbil named Bertie. Bertie liked the entire house indigo colored lights with Jasper's favorite round armchair positioned

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Twilight was written because SMeyer had always wanted Edward as her own personal sex god. RPattz couldn't compete with Edward's amazing sparkles so he stopped to help her. Edward went to Italy because that was where Pizza Bella was located. He decided cheetoes were bad ... not! So Edward told Bella to try some anyway. After she ate delicious food, she was constipated and so Rosalie gave Alice a gerbil named Bertie. Bertie liked the entire house indigo colored lights with Jasper's favorite round armchair positioned next

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Twilight was written because SMeyer had always wanted Edward as her own personal sex god. RPattz couldn't compete with Edward's amazing sparkles so he stopped to help her. Edward went to Italy because that was where Pizza Bella was located. He decided cheetoes were bad ... not! So Edward told Bella to try some anyway. After she ate delicious food, she was constipated and so Rosalie gave Alice a gerbil named Bertie. Bertie liked the entire house indigo colored lights with Jasper's favorite round armchair positioned next to

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Twilight was written because SMeyer had always wanted Edward as her own personal sex god. RPattz couldn't compete with Edward's amazing sparkles so he stopped to help her. Edward went to Italy because that was where Pizza Bella was located. He decided cheetoes were bad ... not! So Edward told Bella to try some anyway. After she ate delicious food, she was constipated and so Rosalie gave Alice a gerbil named Bertie. Bertie liked the entire house indigo colored lights with Jasper's favorite round armchair positioned next to the

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Twilight was written because SMeyer had always wanted Edward as her own personal sex god. RPattz couldn't compete with Edward's amazing sparkles so he stopped to help her. Edward went to Italy because that was where Pizza Bella was located. He decided cheetoes were bad ... not! So Edward told Bella to try some anyway. After she ate delicious food, she was constipated and so Rosalie gave Alice a gerbil named Bertie. Bertie liked the entire house indigo colored lights with Jasper's favorite round armchair positioned next to the disco

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Twilight was written because SMeyer had always wanted Edward as her own personal sex god. RPattz couldn't compete with Edward's amazing sparkles so he stopped to help her. Edward went to Italy because that was where Pizza Bella was located. He decided cheetoes were bad ... not! So Edward told Bella to try some anyway. After she ate delicious food, she was constipated and so Rosalie gave Alice a gerbil named Bertie. Bertie liked the entire house indigo colored lights with Jasper's favorite round armchair positioned next to the disco ball.