EmptySmile

That makes total sense Amanda. He's one of us for sure - his face is all red - because he's straining to hear. And a trench coat is our choice of disguise.

naceprettub

Maybe he'll be reporting what he knows???

Zenkindoflove

Yep, because trench coats are very... trenchy.

EmptySmile

I bet that's why he picked them. Genius idea really.

Say...one of you guys isn't oldredfacedtrenchcoatedbriefcase man by chance?

Zenkindoflove

Cause if one of you are, creepy was totally a compliment.


Hand over the sound clips please.

naceprettub

I wish that I could say it was me

Wonder if he's playing a teacher? Maybe some staff member at the school? Hm.

EmptySmile

Yeah, cause aren't he best people creepy? Yes. They are.

I hope we got something like Kristen cofessing her undying love for Robert...or something more intimate,,,

Zenkindoflove

That old creepy bald guy would be my new best friend!

EmptySmile

We could give him a pitchfork! As a reward for doing our bidding.

Zenkindoflove

He'd look pretty menacing walking around the school with a pink, glittery pitchfork in his hand. Everyone would totally get the message.

EmptySmile

It would probably spice up his image too.

naceprettub

And we could get him one of those "Dear Jacob..." buttons and a "Team Edward" tshirt

Zenkindoflove

So do you think Kristen suspected what he was up to?

He'd officially become the coolest guy on set.

naceprettub

Nah. I don't think she suspected anything was amiss. He doesn't look like your average "fangirl" after all. He's the perfect cover.

EmptySmile

I don't think so. If he's one of us, he's stealthy.

Oh for sure. He may even given the Cullen boys some competition.