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Dirty/Funny Lauren Thread #26 ~ The things she says sometimes *eek*
Welcome to 26th Dirty/Funny Lauren Thread by Claudia by Sanja Please remember FanForum is a PG-13 board. This means that there are young people on our board and we do not want them to be subjected to bad/crude content. Any use of bad content will be considered as breaking the rules! Keep it clean! We hope that everyone will try and keep "the dirty" to this thread only and out of places like the news and picture threads Dirty Lauren shippers Ele Shannon Sanja LunaClaudi Qahalicious eeb5981 Denise Val Kathrin ~Cloudy~ danielle_xo iapi173 *Chrissi* Caro Flowers Craig Laurenislove Dirty/Funny quotes: Lauren "Sex is definitely first. Food is second. And sleep is the thing I'm most likely to sacrifice in service of the other two" "It [the head] just gets lost in the pants...like it does...sometimes." "But all your stuff gets like belted in" "It was all very strange. I had to audition doing the scene where I first straddle Santa. So I'm basically in front of a room full of executives humping a chair. I really did love Billy Bob though, even more than the chair." "There are not many ways I can outdo my father. Info on you and looking better in chiffon, that's about it. Oh, and my pole dance is way hotter." "Faty had a party and nobody came." "Yoga makes me mad" "When your buns get cold.....your hotdogs no good" "I went to pet him and i ask the guy 'can i pet your horse?' and he said 'yeah' [makes funny face] and then he..and then he said 'that's not my horse'" "I'm just touching myself" "How do they carry the torches, they don't have any arms?" Regis: You're not really naked, are you? Lauren: When you shoot yeah. I mean you can't see… Regis: You're totally naked? Lauren: Yeah! And it's sort of like hi, nice to meet you, boom! Regis: Was Keanu naked? Lauren: Yeah! Regis: Totally naked?! Lauren: Yeah! Regis: Oh stop it! Kelly: Did you look? Lauren: Yeah! Well you can't not. You know, we're playing people who have seen each other so you're acting, it's all acting and um yeah it's.. I've seen, you know, yeah, yeah. CNN: But it's not your last hire. You have "Sweet November," a movie coming out in February, opposite Keanu Reeves. Graham: Opposite and right up against (Reeves), right up against his naked butt. Yes, I did my first sex scene, and it was with Keanu. It was a small part in the movie, but I play his girlfriend who dumps him -- What was I thinking? - and he ends up with Charlize Theron. Craig: You know what I hate? the pilates Lauren: Why? Craig: I don't know..well because I don't do it and things I don't understand, I don't like Lauren: Well you shouldn't. How dare anyone do something that you don't do or don't do well? Craig: Exactly Lauren: And it's pulleys and things and it's also an exercise where you're mainly liyng down and like...what's that? [Craig smirks] Lauren: Don't...Don't Lorelai Gilmore - Gilmore Girls "I don't know what anything means anymore. I mean, I can't even read my own handwriting. What does this say? The person who wrote this should be dressed in a clown suit stuffing bodies under their porch." "Rory... right now is the point in the horror movie where the entire audience is yelling, 'Don't go in there." "Okay, I think we just found the first room in the history of the world that would've made Liberace say 'Whoa. Step back. No one's that gay." “Tom, I’m lovin’ you like a two-dollar whore.” Luke: I do do the things I like. Lorelai: Well, I wasn't getting rid of you. I want you to do whatever you want to do with me. I know that sounded dirty, and dirty things count, but I didn't mean the dirty things. You and me can hang whenever, wherever. Lorelai: I'm not sure, nothing too whimpy. Luke's a big guy so he needs a big guy sausage. Sookie: Don't we all. Lorelai: Don't make my man's sausage dirty! Taylor: You really have to work on your punctuality, Lorelai. I banged the meeting in a half an hour ago. Lorelai: Uh, dirty! "Well, here's hoping your cat exposes itself to you soon." "Drink a lot. It's easier to explain not wearing a skirt if you're falling down drunk." Lorelai (reading a brochure): "You haven't had a taco until you've spent some time at Hector's, crisp and meaty-" Rory: "Dirty." Lorelai: "Thank you..." Christopher: "What about last night? What did our having sex mean to you?" Lorelai: "It meant that Jose Cuervo still has amazing magical powers." "...I hate funny bottoms." Lorelai: "...you're my fella. You're my guy. You're my old man." Max: "What does that entail?" Lorelai: "All things dirty." "I've got a lingerie drawer full of not fair, mister." Michel (re: auctions): "And you must always be extremely careful of your paddle movements." Lorelai: "Well, that certainly calls for a 'Dirty!'' Rory (advising Lorelai on what to wear): "Your stretchy jeans and your Bunnyranch T-shirt." Lorelai: "Comfort and raunch, I love it..." Lorelai: "...Was he hot?" Emily: "Excuse me?" Lorelai: "Well, I don't know what you're supposed to ask when you hear your grandmother's been making out with a guy." Lorelai: "...you got a girl's future in that sack of yours, Santa." Rory: "Thank you for adding the Santa." "Fine, you know what, it's all true. I'm a horndog." Kirk: "Lorelai, I need a minute of your time." Lorelai: "I’ll give you two because you scare me." Previous thread __________________
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Thanks Kathrin
Maybe we should add something with Santa in the title? Cause Christmas is coming. But i do like this one too __________________
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Thanks for the new thread Kathrin
I don't know about the title...I like this one but I also like the idea of adding something with santa lol |
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Thanks for the new thread.
Love the first quote (Sex, Food, Sleep) I can't remember where that is from, I wonder if Lauren remembers saying it? __________________
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"I'm just touching myself" isn't added yet. How can that be?
Thanks for the new thread, Kathrin __________________
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Any others from the last thread or in general? __________________
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I just noticed I'm not on the Dirty Lauren shippers list, can I please be added
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Great thread!
add me to the list please. |
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I have some from the fics but she haven't really said that
But how goes that one with yoga? It's something like 'you're mainly lying on your back', then she says 'Don't, don't' and Craig answers 'I wow you' __________________
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Ah, Sanja, you already made the additions
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Wasn't it like, and then you lie down and do something, because what else would you do lying down... and Craig hesitates and smirkes, and Lauren says: Don't... Don't, don't go there
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I still think it was yoga, not sure though. __________________
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Thinking about Lauren and exercise still seems weird to me, I know we've had articles but I need photographic evidence
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