[NaiveYetChubby]

You guys don't know the 24 hours I've just had. Seriously. NOT. FUN. But that bit about Diana and the wax Simon? Almost makes up for it.

Originally posted by **Shannon** Clearly it's Tamyra. The closest she can get to her girlfriend while she's away.

BWAH! But what about the tension? You know, because of the Tamelly issues Diana must have?

This is interesting. Suddenly one of the big Fanty fans over at IF is a moderator and has asked me to remove my signature. The hell? C'mon, now. How is it "inappropriate"? I'm leaving it. Let them ban me. I'm really NOT in the mood for that kind of crap right now.

[**Shannon**]

Originally posted by NaiveYetChubby You guys don't know the 24 hours I've just had. Seriously. NOT. FUN. But that bit about Diana and the wax Simon? Almost makes up for it.

Aawww..

Originally posted by NaiveYetChubby BWAH! But what about the tension? You know, because of the Tamelly issues Diana must have?

That's true. But then, Diana would have issues with Nikki, Justin AND Clay.

Originally posted by NaiveYetChubby This is interesting. Suddenly one of the big Fanty fans over at IF is a moderator and has asked me to remove my signature. The hell? C'mon, now. How is it "inappropriate"? I'm leaving it. Let them ban me. I'm really NOT in the mood for that kind of crap right now.

Silyl Retarded Amoebas.

[NaiveYetChubby]

That's true. But then, Diana would have issues with Nikki, Justin AND Clay.

Clearly, she has issues with Clay. And she hasn't had to go on tour with Justin and Nikki.

Oh, and "silyl."

Just checked IF's rules, for both posting AND signatures. Nothing about anything "inappropriate" aside from porn and profanity. Neither of which is in my signature. Yet the first posting rule is to not attack other posters. Interesting. You think I should enquire about the hypocrisy? Because I'm in that sort of mood right now. I'm not just playing around and having fun trying to get banned. I very much want to be banned from IF.

ETA: The AI3 tour special is on TV Guide Channel next Sunday at 8 PM EST (and probably a dozen times after that). I expect lots of Diana, and I better get it.

[**Shannon**]

Originally posted by NaiveYetChubby Oh, and "silyl."

You can't half tell I wasn't double checking as I rushed to get ready.

Originally posted by NaiveYetChubby You think I should enquire about the hypocrisy? Because I'm in that sort of mood right now. I'm not just playing around and having fun trying to get banned. I very much want to be banned from IF.

I think you should, if you didn't already.

Originally posted by NaiveYetChubby I expect lots of Diana, and I better get it.

Or we'll have cranky Sheana. We don't want that.

[NaiveYetChubby]

Originally posted by **Shannon** You can't half tell I wasn't double checking as I rushed to get ready.

No, I can completely tell.

Actually, not really, since you post like that all the time.

I think you should, if you didn't already.

I have. I decided to play ball by removing the signature and then "innocently" asking what was inappropriate about it. Meanwhile, I see that one of the Retarded Amoeba has said that people who speak negatively about Their Chosen One will "get what is coming to them," and then followed that up with a smilie face spontaneously combusting (or being blown up, but I'm pretty sure it's the former). Nice. That's not at all kind of scarily taking things too far or anything.

Or we'll have cranky Sheana. We don't want that.

I've been in a mood all damn day. Having a bat in your house can do that to you.

Now this:



...can do something else to you. Well, to me, anyway. But I'm sure you'd agree.

Almost time for a new thread. Someone else is going to have to think of the title, because my brain is not up to the task at the moment.

[**Shannon**]

Originally posted by NaiveYetChubby No, I can completely tell. Actually, not really, since you post like that all the time.

Ouch, baby. Ouch.

Originally posted by NaiveYetChubby Nice. That's not at all kind of scarily taking things too far or anything.

They are CREEPY! Do they not realise this?

Originally posted by NaiveYetChubby Having a bat in your house can do that to you.

You have a BAT in your house? Is it a scary one?

Originally posted by NaiveYetChubby ...can do something else to you. Well, to me, anyway. But I'm sure you'd agree.

That is nice. I thought it was going to be a thrusty-animation, like many of Kelly's, and I was going to have a heart attack. Lucky for my ticker, it doesn't move. I'm still deciding if that's a good or bad thing.

Originally posted by NaiveYetChubby Almost time for a new thread. Someone else is going to have to think of the title, because my brain is not up to the task at the moment.

Um. Diana DeGarmo Appreciation Thread #8 - Because she wants to stick a wick in Simon. Burn, baby, burn!

[NaiveYetChubby]

A fan getting too close (but not as close as I would) to Diana by the buses. She looks hot with no make-up. From all reports, she was the only one who stopped to talk to people waiting by the buses, and her involvement with the fans at each venue has been pretty high. Makes me wuv her more.

Originally posted by **Shannon** They are CREEPY! Do they not realise this?

Clearly not.

You have a BAT in your house? Is it a scary one?

Well, it seemed like one big f***er to me. Last night in the middle of Love Actually (it was probably about 11:30 here), the power just went out. No reason. Weather was fine, a pole wasn't knocked down. Just some random blackout. So I went to sleep. About 2:00 in the morning the power came back on.

20 minutes later, I hear my mother screaming like a banshee, and I get up and there's a bat flying around her bedroom. It chased us up the hall and kept flying between the dining room, living room and kitchen, mainly the living room because the light in the dining room was on and we were in the kitchen SCREAMING our lungs out.

My grandfather came up and opened the deck door, but didn't watch the door to see if it left. He had the light from the deck on, though, so I doubt it. I locked myself back in my mother's bedroom with the cat, and then the bat just disappeared. We thought it was hiding, but we had some bat specialist come in tonight, and he couldn't find it. He said if it was hiding it would make an appearance by 10:00 because it would be starving and trying to get out. Hasn't appeared yet, so it probably got out the way he thinks it came in: through the air conditioner. I'm still walking around with a broom in my hand, ready to swing at any shadow or what have you.

My mother said the bat specialist was really hot and was no older than 25, so I'm pissed I stayed in the bedroom instead of going down the hall and drooling.

That is nice. I thought it was going to be a thrusty-animation, like many of Kelly's, and I was going to have a heart attack.

God, I wish.

Um. Diana DeGarmo Appreciation Thread #8 - Because she wants to stick a wick in Simon. Burn, baby, burn!

BWAH! Perfect. I hope that fits.

[**Shannon**]

Originally posted by NaiveYetChubby A fan getting too close (but not as close as I would) to Diana by the buses.

Hee, I just saw that. I really love this one. She looks 6, but she looks really hot for some reason. It makes me want to make out with her.

Originally posted by NaiveYetChubby I'm still walking around with a broom in my hand, ready to swing at any shadow or what have you.

Aww! I think I'll just stick with Australia's massive spiders, thank you. Those I can kill. Bats? Not so much.

Originally posted by NaiveYetChubby My mother said the bat specialist was really hot and was no older than 25, so I'm pissed I stayed in the bedroom instead of going down the hall and drooling.

Bwaha! Awww.

[NaiveYetChubby]

Originally posted by **Shannon** She looks 6, but she looks really hot for some reason. It makes me want to make out with her.

I don't think she looks 6, I think she looks REALLY TIRED. But I, too, want to make out with her.

The guy behind her looks like Steven Webber, BTW.

Aww! I think I'll just stick with Australia's massive spiders, thank you. Those I can kill. Bats? Not so much.

Massive spiders? No, thanks. I'll stick to the rats the size of dogs that we had down in Queens, though.

And the bats? Our neighbor (was: "neightboor") said that her daughter had them in her attic (she lives an hour or two north of here), and they couldn't even kill them by beating them with brooms. They wouldn't die. And the specialist said you shouldn't swing at them, anyway, because they're most likely not aiming for you but that will piss them off and they'll attack you. So, fun!

[++Cam++]

Bats or spiders? I think I'll stick with bats. Bats or rats? Still bats. I can't sleep well when I know there's a rat in the room... I imagine them eating off my feet...

Nice Diana pictures. She looks pretty without much make-up and with the aquamarine jacket. Which has pink on the cuffs.... Hmmm, what color CAN'T Diana wear?

[NaiveYetChubby]

She can wear any color she'd like. Or none at all, if she chooses to forego clothes altogether.

And on that note, new thread.