unusual suspect

It's from Beneath the Surface.

Suga*Babe

Cool, that makes much more sense now

j-pop G&Jo

I didn't care for the episode 'Seth' much, but the one thing I loved about it was when Teal'c told that Jaffa joke. I don't know it verbatim but here goes:

Teal'c: A serpant guard, a horas guard and a setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The serpant guard's eyes glow. The horas guard's beak glistens. The setesh guard's... nose drips.

I thought the joke was funny even though Jack, Sam, Daniel and Jacob didn't think it was.

Suga*Babe

That scene was fantastic

dukesmom

While surfing imdb.com recently, I happened upon quotes from the 1995-1996 series Space: Above & Beyond and decided to bring some of them over here:

Capt. Shane Vansen: Even if we are trained to die, we have got to believe that we're going to live.

[a crewmember has banged his guitar]
Commodore Glen Van Ross: Son, I don't think you're going to understand what I have to say. This [the guitar] is Rosayln. You damage her, you damage me, and I will make you walk all 12.6 lightyears back to Fat Anthony's Guitar Parlor in Shreveport, Louisiana to repair a single nick.

[Colonel McQueen is about to go kill Chiggy Von Richtofen, the enemy’s ace flyer]
Priest: Colonel. Colonel! Colonel McQueen! Do you need to make peace with your maker?
Lt. Col. Tyrus Cassius "TC" McQueen: My maker was some geek in a lab coat with an eyedropper and a petri dish. What do I need to make peace with him for?
Priest: In times of war we must all make peace with our maker.
Lt. Col. Tyrus Cassius "TC" McQueen: Well, I don't think our maker wants to hear from me right now. Because he knows I'm going to go out in this plane and I'm going to remove one of His creations from His universe. And when I get back, I'm going to drink a bottle of scotch as if it was Chiggy Von Richtofen's blood and celebrate his death.
Priest: Amen.

Commodore Glen Van Ross: Who is that? Which squadron?
Communications Officer: It's the 58th, sir! The Wild Cards!
Commodore Glen Van Ross: Abandon All Hope my ass!

Gunnery Sergeant Frank Bougus: Until this war is over, the only easy day is yesterday!

Subject

First Wave

-Eddie: Paranoia is not a contagious condition, it's a way of life.

-Eddie: Sometimes madmen turn out to be prophets.

-Cade: Does everything end where it begins?

Sliders
-Quinn, you're supposed to finish your beer before you start hallucinating."~Maggie

-Jesus, Mary and Joseph. I think I've just seen God and I could've sworn he was driving a Cadillac. ~Professor

Farscape
-D'Argo:Well, now I can only speak truth, and that comes as good and bad news.
Crichton: All right, give me the bad news first.
D'Argo: The bad news is that you're married, and you must endure as a statue for eighty cycles in a strange world.
Crichton:What's the good news?
D'Argo Chiana and I are having fantastic sex.

-Gilina: I can't believe you're not Sebacean.
John Crichton: Human. It's kinda like Sebacean, but we haven't conquered other worlds yet, so we just kick the crap out of each other.

-John Crichton: I try to save a life a day... usually it's mine.

-John Crichton: If he masters wormhole technology, what will he use it for?
Harvey: Faster delivery of pizzas.

-Aeryn Sun: Imagine, somewhere out there there's a whole world full of Crichtons. How useless that must be.

-Harvey: Why is it always the gentle ones, who pay for everybody else's ambitions?

-Aeryn Sun: No, I will not be a slave to your hormones.
John Crichton: My Hormones? I was lips, but you were tongue.

-John Crichton: Hey, Sleeping Beauty... wake up and die...

-Crais: You don't believe me, Crichton.
John Crichton: Only because I know you.

-Chiana: See? Violence. You'll get the hang of it.

-Chiana: You can't tell when I'm lying.
Sikozu: Yes we can. We all can.
Chiana: How?
Sikozu: You open your mouth and words come out of it.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
-Buffy: We saved the world. I say we party.

-Buffy: Professor Walsh, that simple little recon you sent me on... wasn't a raccoon. Turns out it was me trapped in the sewers with a faulty weapon and two of your pet demons. If you think that's enough to kill me, you *really* don't know what a Slayer is. Trust me when I say you're gonna find out.

-Xander: It's time for me to act like a man... and hide!

-Buffy: You're Watchers. Without a Slayer, you're pretty much just watchin' Masterpiece Theater.

-Dawn: The hardest thing in this world, is to live in it.

-Xander: Being popular isn't so great. Or so I've read in books.

-Ben: She nearly killed me.
Giles: No she couldn't. She's a hero, you see - she's not like us.
Ben: Us?

Angel
-Cordelia: You're a lot smarter than you look. Of course, you look like a retard.

-Doyle: It's not just saving lives, it's saving souls
-Angel: [to Doyle] Where'd you pick up computer skills?
Cordelia: Downloading pictures of naked women?
Doyle: Well, that's more or less accurate.

-Cordelia: That is so high school. "Cordelia wears bras. Ooo, she has girlie-parts
.
-Doyle: Protecting young women such as yourself? Yeah, there've been four. And three of them are very much alive.

-Angel: My parents were great. Tasted a lot like chicken.

-Wesley: [a threat] I'll take away the bucket.

-Angel: They talk about me in the chatty-rooms?

-Cordelia: Sometimes destruction is it's own reward.
Angelus: Hey, you're preaching to the guy who ate the choir.

-Gunn: Go on, English, make your move... because it'll be your last.

-Doyle: The good fight yeah? You never know until you've been tested. I get that now.

-Lorn: What's to understand? You think you're the first guy who ever rolled over, saw what was laying next to him, and went, "gueeeyah."

-Wesley: Thought you could use a little release. Feel natural?
Faith: It's like ridin' a biker.

-Spike: Drusilla made me a vampire. You made me a monster.

-Angel: What are you all looking at? Well?
Spike: They're looking at the wee little puppet man.

-Lindsey : Hereos don't accept the world the way it is... they fight it.

-Fred: Can I say somethin about destiny? Screw destiny! If this evil thing comes, we'll fight it and we'll keep fighting it until we whoop it. Cuz destiny is just another word for inevitable, and nothing's inevitable as long as you stand up, look it in the eye, and say "you're evitable!"

-Illyria: I want to keep Spike as my pet.

-Illyria: Wesley's dead. I'm feeling grief for him. I can't seem to control it. I wish to do more violence.

dukesmom

I found it!

From Stargate SG-1:
Gen. Hammond - "Major Carter. Relativity gives me a headache."

I'm sure there are some fun ones from Eureka - gotta find the one with "invisibling."

Cryostar

Invisibling?

dukesmom

Carter: "I know you have a device...that can...create a wormhole...or, uh, bend time, or make you INVISIBLE -- a wormholing, time-bending, invisibling device that shields you from the MIND!

Stark: "Yes. He said 'invisibling'."

me -->

Cryostar

Ah ha....i had forgotten about that. Love it.

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.

Camibra

Kara (Starbuck) Thrace: 'We can sleep when we're dead.'

Cryostar

Ah, the warrior motto....I wonder how many other people have said that line...

dukesmom

I use this Yoda quote frequently, even if I do not always quote it exactly:

"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."

Cryostar

I used that quote this weekend....like 8 times.

dukesmom

From Jake 2.0, episode 8:

Jake: Yeah. I sure put the fear of God into him. You should have seen the blood stain I left on his sleeve. That won’t come out, you know.