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IBF#224: Fear the Hulkette! You can't catch me on CCTV...
Welcome to our wild and crazy(forgot completely barmy last time) thread. You may be asking yourself, "Am I an insane person who talks about Buffy all the time and annoy all his/her friends?" You are right to question. Our research team has done a scientifically valid study and determined, beyond any doubt, that roughly 89% of the world's population either are Insane Buffy Fans or would be if they did not live in places ruled by brutal, oppressive regimes where the only television program available consists of images of the leader and loud military marching music. Here are just some of the signs you should look for. This smilie is coz people on this thread like to eat me (Scythe) aaand this one wheee! You might be an Insane Buffy Fan if... ...you know every episode title by heart? ...you find yourself quoting Buffy in daily conversation. ...you finish people's sentences with the rest of Buffy quotes. ...you answer "How are you?" with "Five by five." ...you lie awake at night running Spuffy role-plays in your head. ...you own every piece of Buffy merchandise ever produced. ...Skittles remind you of James Marsters. ...you shout out random Buffy lines on busses. ...your non-buffy-watching friends have memorized the finale date in the vain hope that after that you'll stop talking about Buffy. ...spend more hours each day watching Buffy DVDs than sleeping. ....you bite your friends necks to see how vampires do it. ...you carry a stake in your purse. ...you plan to name your first son LaVelle. ...you spend hours gazing at the stars trying to spot the big pineapple. ...you put black nailvarnish on then purposely chip it to look like spike's. ...you only listen to bands that have been on Buffy. And Ghost of the Robot. ...your school gives you special Buffy-related awards. ...you buy a scrunchie you don't actually need or want just so you can kiddnap James Marsters with it. ...your favorite months are determined by the pictures on your Buffy calendar. ...you cry because you've missed a S7 episode which is about spike. ...you hang out on the IBF topic late at night to see who is up to "talk buffy." ...you want to be a real vampire but not just some (Angel's) lame (his hair sticks straight up and he's bloody stupid) human who thinks they're a vampire. ...you have erotic dreams about Buffy cast/characters. ...you're infatuated with Bunnies but think they are all evil. ...When anytime cheese is mentioned you get excited and start reciting cheese man lines and other cheese quotes from the show.(I like cheese) ...you sit at your computer desk waiting for the forum to load, and cut out a piece of random paper up so that it says spike. ...you do the Snoopy dance for a new thread. ...you introduce your new buffy stuff to your old buffy stuff. ...Your wondering if there will be an Ebay auction, when you know you won't be able to afford anything that's on it. ...you get competative over who posts the most in the IBF thread. ...you rent/see movies based soley on whether or not someone from buffy is in it. ...you work out so you can say you're 'buff' ...you convert a rusty spring into a picture holder so Faith and Spike can stand next to your computer. ...You quote dialog without consciously knowing you're quoting dialog. ...You watch the 6 and 7 PM showing of Buffy on FX, but then you also watch the same episodes repeated again the next morning at 7 and 8 AM. Even though you also have the Season 2 DVD's and don't really need to watch the ones on FX. ...you have a stake and holy water lying next to you bed. ...you can tell in which year a picture was taken of the cast just by looking at the style of their hair. ...you spend days agonizing over which thread to make your 3500th post on. ...you wake your little cousin up really early so you can come on the forum. ...it only takes you 2 hours and 47 minutes to go though an IBF thread If any of these statements could be made about you, you might be an Insane Buffy Fan! You are all Insane Congratulations and post away! Mwah ha ha ha ha! Insane Buffy Fans 1) buffypurple12 (Jenny) 2) Shakra (Dave) 3) Cronos (Piet) 4) fluffy trousers 5) GACT16 6) Trixie Girl 7) Sara (BuffyAngel690) (Sara) 8) vt_slayer (Rich) 9) Cleis666 (Nath) 10) Andysgirl (Air) 11) M姧��}{� (Richard) 12) Rogue Gal 13) �~*Strawberry*~� (Noga) 14) ~Judu~ (Judu) 15) blackfaith33 (Vix) 16) TweetyGurl 17) Living Dead Girl (Liz) 18) evyl�lint (Anna) 19) Jewel4 20) Timmy_09 (The Dreamer) (Stjepo) 21) *~KatIntheHat~* 22) Sabs77 (Sabrina) 23) Redwillow26 (Lucy) 24) PoliVamp (Nick) 25) carrieanne77 (Carrie) 26) 100%_Tara_fan 27) slayer*fiend 28) Supertart.v1 (Emma) 29) Lepeka 30) AnimalCrackers 31) youdodoodletoo (Mark) 32) Cloudburst2000 33) pinkpixie (Dom) 34) Kalika 35) ?�d�� 36) flamegirl 37) DarkB 38) Wild Pikachu (Pika) 39) Krissyk77 (Krissy) 40) katesarama 41) Willow_Spikes 42) xextremex (Ash) 43) Rivulet027 44) BluHart (Eva) 45) Bitca17 (Becca) 46) Kirstee (Kirstee) 47) bextera (Bex) 48) chuckie 49) GoddessGlory_2001 (Amber) 50) p_j_supporter 51) pez-witch (Kitt) 52) Tonks 53) Zero One Zero 54) stoned_kitten 55) dreamgal 56) Jonnys Girl (Cz) 57) Floegirl (Nae) 58) ~.~ Kristina ~.~ 59) Into The Silence 60) *He_stole_my_heart* 61) Eye of Botox 62) etaknosnhoj (Kate) 63) Wilster 64) faeriefolk (Ariel) 65) cold-blooded jelly donut (Steve) 66) Cotton_CandyLover 67) Danielle2 68) Geniey2k 69) fictionfan 70) Shortstuff 71) goldenpuppies at heart (Sharon) 72) MichaelVartanIsSexy 73) Spike's sunflower (Anita) 74) Super-Magnetic 75) **Jessica** 76) maidden 77) LLaMa 78) Rainstorm18 79) .*.~.Laura.~.*. 80) WillowTaraPhoebe (Justy) 81) djforalways 82) Sarah R 83) missalana 84) behrlover18 85) sum1 86) silver_lined_cloud (Lulu) 87) Parallax 88) rebelle (Tihana) 89) Mith 90) Immortal CandyGirl 91) tru-calling4eva 92) racerkatbat 93) True Daisy lover4ever 94) grakker 95) Sassyjoy let me know if you want your name on the list Jen is queen IBF Piet is Potter loving IBF Carrie is drunk IBF Krissy is stalker IBF Nath is dirty IBF Air is sweet IBF Mark is lurk IBF Emma is dark IBF Liz is avie IBF Sara is B/A IBF Rich is smart IBF Pika is hungry IBF Kate is fanfic IBF Lucy is scary IBF Amber is snarky IBF Kirstee is toasty IBF Sharon is Von Trapp IBF Stjepo is Faithful IBF Ashley is Lenkkie IBF Tihana is artist IBF Sum1 is evil IBF Anita is idealist IBF Ariel is comic IBF Kitt is candy IBF Steve is pastry IBF Ron is stealthy IBF Lulu is romantic IBF Caroline is Teflon IBF Because we all should be made to do it out of love: say "clinkly chocolate cookies" 37 times fast. Aaaand "Guatemalan Insane Asylum Chili Peppers" 37 times fast Aaaaand "Sure" 37 times fast and "He-who-always-occupies-my-mind-and-haunts-my-dreams-and-smells-like-something-really-nice-I-just-can't-place." We have decided to have BTVS holidays on the 20th of every month here they are: January= Jossday February= Castday March= Vampday April= SMGday May= Buffyday June= Slayerday July= Lenkkieday August= Witchday September= Eyelessday October= Scoobyday November= Hellmouthday December= Demonday Post Away! ******IMPORTANT MESSAGE****************** IF YOU HAVE MADE/SAID ANYTHING ON THIS PAGE AND DO NOT WANT IT USED ON A WEBSITE PLEASE INFORM ME (Scythe) IMMEDIATELY!!!! ***************************************** Also if you want to make any fan-art or write something for the website let me know also check out the IAF Thread The Official IBF song is: The Ramones---I Wanna Be Sedated Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated Nothing to do Nowhere to go I wanna be sedated Just get me to the airport And put me in a plane Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain Oh no oh ho Just put me in a wheelchair And get me to the show Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco I can't control my fingers I can't control my toes Oh no oh ho Also Imaginary by Evanescence is insaney Purple! I linger in the doorway of alarm clock screaming monsters calling my name let me stay where the wind will whisper to me where the raindrops as they're falling tell a story in my field of paper flowers and candy clouds of lullaby i lie inside myself for hours and watch my purple sky fly over me don't say i'm out of touch with this rampant chaos - your reality i know well what lies beyond my sleeping refuge the nightmare i built my own world to escape in my field of paper flowers and candy clouds of lullaby i lie inside myself for hours and watch my purple sky fly over me swallowed up in the sound of my screaming cannot cease for the fear of silent nights oh how i long for the deep sleep dreaming the goddess of imaginary light To the tune of Something to Sing About Life's a board And we all post away We don't know what to say But it should be okay It's all right If some things get typed wrong The threads still get quite long We'll parody a song Come and join the Hive Scythe posts lots etaknosnhoj's a girl Carrie likes her beer Come join the Hive Whenever you're online Get sucked in and waste your time Don't give me posts Don't give me posts Give me something to post about Please give me something to post about Fanforum It gets into your brain And once you post again You'll never be the same Still my friends Don't even know my name And it is to my shame I feel it is quite lame One of them's in Spain Darkness is in charge In Wild Pikachu's brain With our postcounts large But I don't want To turn off my PC And go back to reality Cause when you go That's when you know... There was no pain No fear no doubt Till they tore me out Of Fanforum So that's my refrain I live in Hell Cause I've been expelled From Fanforum I think I was in Fanforum So give me something to post about Please... Come in, hang up your brains, kick off your lives and relax in the insanity chair Jen- August 17th Justy- July 29th Stjepo- April 11th Krissy- November 1st Anita- November 2nd Kate- March 17th Liz- September 23rd Pika- September 12th Sara- March 14th Ashley- November 21st Sharon- September 16th Nath - May 30th Tihana - January 30th Piet - September 14th Lulu - September 20th Caroline - March 6th |
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New thread!
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Love the title Kate!
*brings music* Hey Jo! It's the constipated Smilie again! __________________
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Partaay! Ooh! Michelle Branch is on the radio!
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Ooh! I like her music!! __________________
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A little thread I like to call Insane Slayer of the Wampyres Fans *nods solemly* *smiles sweetly* *gives violin smilie laxatives* Works every time! __________________
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Hulkette? What the Hellmouth is a Hulkette?
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Gasp Okay, gonna eat a lolly now. It's raining! K8x |
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TBH, I'm pretty much done with this god damn 'full of fools' forum anyway. Not going to be taking part in any active discussions here anymore.
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Kate is actually a green mouldy incredible hulk type monster Hey! In the film 'House On Haunted Hill' the rollercoaster that JM goes on is 'The Incredible Hulk' I know because I went on it 10 times James rode the Incredible Hulk...ette __________________
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Colin James? Is that a beer? No wait, that's Henry James. I think. __________________
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Just to let you know, most serious musicians keep a straight face while playing their instrument....Which would make the violin smiley not constipated, but a serious musician...*shrugs*
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It's raining so hard it's like... dark outside __________________
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