Pavlov's Belle

Thanks to Nat for the smashing thread title.
Banner by me (Cass)

THE THEORY BEHIND THE TITLE

Magic 8 Ball: Nat asked her Magic 8 Ball if Sarkney would happen in Season 4. Eventually, it said Yes. We love the M8B

Syllables: Cass came to the sudden, and might I add brilliant, realization that Syd and Sark have 1 syllable in their names. But that's not all, Sydney Bristow and Julian Sark each have 4 syllables. It's fate.

For more information on the enigma that is the 'Magic 8 Ball' visit this website
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"It's a Sarkney thing, you wouldn't understand"



-Art by Ceci, who has done a marvelous job manipping the Moulin Rouge kiss.


SARKNEY SITES
Comprehensive Offer
See / Surrender / Take Haven / Mad Love


SARKNEY SONGS
'The Moth' - Aimee Mann
'If You Want It To Be Good Girl' - Backstreet Boys
'The Chemical Between Us' - Bush
'Walk Away' - Christina Aguilera
'Kissing You' - Desree
'Bring Me to Life' - Evanescence
'Going Under' - Evanescence
'Hello' - Evanescence
'#1 Crush' – Garbage
'Nobody Loves You' - Garbage
'Untouchable' - Garbage
'You Look So Fine' - Garbage
'The Reason' - Hoobastank
'Specialist' – Interpol
'Untitled' – Interpol
'Figure.09' - Linkin Park
'With You' - Linkin Park
'Last Train Home' - Lost Prophets
'Beautiful Stranger' – Madonna
'Since I fell for You' - Nina Simone (and Jen Garner)
'Bathwater' - No Doubt
'Underneath It All' - No Doubt
'Every You, Every Me' – Placebo
'Full of Grace' - Sarah McLachlan
'When Somebody Loved Me' - Sarah McLachlan
'Tomorrow Never Dies' - Sheryl Crow
'Something More' – Sinch
'Stuck' - Stacie Orrico
'I Hate Everything About You' - Three Days Grace
'Here' - Vast
'I Wanna Be Bad' - Willa Ford

If you want to recommend a song, just post it!

SARKNEY QUOTES
Sark: I thought we had an agreement that neither side would have the advantage.
Syd: That is the agreement.
Sark: Then you have not lived up to it. You can see me; I cannot see you.

Sark: Please pass along to your daughter how much I enjoyed her stage show in Paris. She has a marvelous singing voice.

Sark: It was you giving us problems at the launch. I'd offer you passage back to civilization but my submersible only seats four.
Syd: It's the thought that counts.

Sark: Whatever Arvin Sloane pays you, it can't be enough. Would you consider coming to work for me if it meant I'd let you walk out of here? I believe if you took the time to hear the comprehensive offer, you might actually say yes.
Syd: You're cute, but I'll pass.

Syd:Sark is like the good-looking guy in high school who knows how cute he is and won't take no for an answer.

Sark: You and I, we're destined to work together. I truly believe that.

Sark: Good luck, Sydney.
Syd: I don't need you to wish me luck, you son of a bitch.
Sark: That's a wonderful attitude.

Sark: You are so good, do you know that?

Sark: You know, it's a pity we're traveling separately. We could've used the opportunity to get to know each other better.
Syd: Yeah, I'm broken up about that too.
Sark: You're surprisingly adept at keeping your curiosity in check.
Syd: Don't flatter yourself.

Sark: The new boss has a dreadful personality, don't you think?
Syd: I've seen worse.
Sark: Am I supposed to take that personally?

Sark: I must say, your disguise .. it addresses a certain proclivity of mine.


SUGGESTED FICS
How She Would React by Skye159
Rise and Fall by Skye159
Saviour by Skye159
Windows to the Soul by Undoubtablyjess
Similar Differences by Undoubtablyjess
Beyond all Limits by StephOnce a upon a Time by Steph
Confrontation by Glittering Pegasus
I Just Want You To Know Who I Am by Carby4-ever
Helpless by Carby4-ever
Dark Knight by Evonness
The Back Way by Evonness
In Tenebris BY Rez
Auburn's Fics
Red Rover's Fics
CognacGirl's Fics
The Super Secret Sark Diaries by Dark Nemesis
The Domestication of a Wild Rose by CognacGirl
Sanctuary by HoneyChurch

And don't forget Bad Wigs, Black Leather, And Guns by Auburn. It's a must to all Sarkney lovers!


LJ ICONS
Alias Icons


SARKNEY ARTS

By blueangel9903

800


800 /another version / black original version

By mysti



PAST THREAD TITLES
1. Sarkney Appreciation Thread
2. Sarkney Loving #2 - It's a SARKNEY thing - you wouldn't understand
3. Sarkney #3 -It's not a matter of if, but WHEN
4. Sarkney Thread #4 - Sark+Sydney=Hot!
5. Sarkney Thread #5 - Destiny has nothing to do with it, it's just straight up chemistry.
6. Sarkney Thread #6 - A Wink Is Worth A Thousand Words. -Punches, chemistry and subtext too!
7. Sarkney Thread #7 - Sark! You Big Stud! Take Me To Bed Or Lose Me Forever!
8. Sarkney Thread #8 - He's willing to make her a "comprehensive offer". Hubba hubba.
9. Sarkney Thread #9 - What's an invasion of personal space between enemies? Rawr.
10.The Sarkney Thread #10: ...It's Bigger Than She Thought. Heh.
11.The Sarkney Thread #11:Cause JJ's got nothing on us!
12.The Sarkney Thread #12: Nothing says lov elike a Beretta
13.The Sarkney Thread #13: Because Sark gave Sydney jewelry already.
14. The Sarkney Thread #14: Because Sloane asked Sydney to "debrief" Sark.
15. The Sarkney Thread #15: Because she just had to put her hands on him.
16. The Sarkney Thread #16: Because Sark is hard like a gun, and Syd is soft like a pillow.
17. The Sarkney Thread #17: Because that position is now available ... if she's willing.

SARKNEY SUPPORTERS
1. Astra
2. Atti's Angel (Shelly)
3. jengarnerfan
4. Sir Fireboard (Natalie - The Queen Bitch)
5. ~EnterpriseGirl~ (Sarah)
6. Zira
7. Messed Up Girl (Vicky)
8. *Shannon*
9. Redfire
10. Red Dragon
11. Spike's sunflower
12. abby-anne
13. *reza*
14. M & M
15. The True Cat
16. beautifulgarbage
17. Kristin92781
18. blueangel9903
19. Blairy the Fairy
20. Cecilia
21. Amura
22. eve_me
23. BooRadley
24. LiL_Starzz
25. Eyecatcher
26. Twisting Ivy
27. Angel1432
28. JuliaG
29. M&Llover (~-Sarah-~)
30. Bheryandcherry
31. film fan
32. p_j_supporter (Vass)
33. Mrs. Portia Sark
34. MichaelVartanIsSexy (Mel)
35. *°*Glo*°*
36. LeighJ
37. TeddyBehr Angel
38. Rogue35 (Karen)
39. X-6_494 (Steph)
40. charmingjen
41. Alias Unknown
43. BreathOfJasmine
44. Marianne
45. Mia
46. Priya
47. Dani
48. louloucn (Cindy)
49. Pavlov's Belle (Cass - The Spin Queen)
50. oonas3
51. fear x less
52. FanGirl
53. Jen Talley (Jen)
54. the_spill_canvas
55. RhienElleth
56. Beckhamsgrl
57. Admiral Yellow (Hannah)
58. ~Judu~
59. *mags26* (Magda)
60. Lúthien Ancalimë (Lulu)
61. Terpsichore
62. Ravens23 (Denise)
63. Impressions
64. fleur captives
65. Starvixen1000
66. Advo
67. SweetJo (Joy)
68. ~Jacqui~
69. starstruck0150


HONORARY SARKNEY
The Bunker Camel

If you would like me to put your real or nickname next to your posting name, please let me know.
I was going to add them in, but I am not sure if some of you want them known publicly.

Also If you are on the list and do not want to be (if you posted on the thread I added you), or if I missed you (which I am so sorry if I did) then please post and let me know.

Adding on to Shelly's notes… If anyone would like me to update their selection of fanarts (2 arts max, I think) then just post them and tell me so I can edit this post. <--- good idea Ceci!

The True Cat

Im the first post!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't realise I was #15 on the supporters list! thats so cool!

And a Pic!



Or 2

The Greatest ever made!

Sir Fireboard

Thanks for the new thread! Changed avi's again ay?
*sits imagining pretty banner*

Answers to random crap from last thread:

I just can't find the file. I have like 2 others that don't work and one that does.. I have to find that one. Then I need to find the key generator.

Just when I think I know even remotely a little bit about computers, you pull out the words key generator

What's surprising is that I haven't gotten into trouble for anything.. yet. It's weird because I go all out on my rants and all that. Maybe it's because I know so many Mods and they all love me?

Do you kiss alot of ass? I know! You secretly send them all PM's of you naked and that's why you never get in trouble ...... Anyways, this is the quote: See? Funny ay?

Can't leave you alone for five minutes? And you could spam by yourself, which would actually make it spamming... But I won't leave you!!

Yeah but you say one thing and can mean another. Do I have to bring up the cricket discrepancy?

Hehehe ... Look at it this way, while we others make our getaway, you'll be left with David. Actually, after a brief thought, maybe I want to be a scapegoat too.

No way! I'm the scapegoat by myself in that case!!
*paints on big card "Guilty As Charged for everything alone, punish me as you see fit " and waits*

ETA: ^^Lovely new arts

The True Cat

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh i gotta go I don't wanna be hopefully Im get back here soon and hopefully Ceci will be back soon to give us FULL details of her wonderful adventure!

Only 2 word left in our story!

Pavlov's Belle

I'm almost finished the banner!!!

Pavlov's Belle

I had a nice little post here but then my computer screwed up so I'll just use this to say that the banner is finished.

The quality is crappy because I didn't want the file size to be TOO big. And there isn't a border because, well, I forgot to add one to the first frame

Sir Fireboard

Ahhh!! The banner is beautiful!!!!

You talented girl, you! I can't wait 'til everyone else sees it

The True Cat

I have to say that that is the altime greatest banner in existance I love the ..... and shag like rabbits!

Pavlov's Belle

I fixed the border!! It now has one!!! YAY!!

I'm such a nerddy perfectionist!! YAY!!

Thanks guys

Sir Fireboard

I know what thats like

Pavlov's Belle

That's the first Sarkney banner I've made that I actually like..

Ohh and I submitted Arts and Wallpapers to MadLove.nu Go me!

Hey, Nat, have you ever asked the 8 ball if they'll get together and shag like rabbits?

I had to google Magic 8 Ball pictures and there are quite alot. There's cool ones too like Super 8 Ball and this orangey-bowling ball type looking one.

Do you like how I put a Dissecting the Magic 8 Ball link in there?

Sir Fireboard

Hey, Nat, have you ever asked the 8 ball if they'll get together and shag like rabbits?

I just asked it, and it said "Outlook Not So Good" But that just means they might not shag like rabbits. Maybe I should say bunnies?
*asks same questions with 'bunnies' instead*
First it said, "Cannot Predict Now" and then it said "It Is Decidedly So"

I had to google Magic 8 Ball pictures and there are quite alot. There's cool ones too like Super 8 Ball and this orangey-bowling ball type looking one.

I remember once I was looking around for places to buy them online, and I came across all these sites as well. You know I looked for one for about five years, because I saw one on the Pretender, and I couldn't find one. Then my friend started working at The Warehouse, and they were right there! Goddamn it! It was right under my nose the whole time

Ohh and I submitted Arts and Wallpapers to MadLove.nu

Yay! I can't wait to see them

Do you like how I put a Dissecting the Magic 8 Ball link in there?

You did? *goes to check it out*
ETA: Oh yeah! I found that site when I was looking for it as well What people do in their spare time Especially the part where they taste it! Geez.

Pavlov's Belle

I just asked it, and it said "Outlook Not So Good" But that just means they might not shag like rabbits. Maybe I should say bunnies?
*asks same questions with 'bunnies' instead*
First it said, "Cannot Predict Now" and then it said "It Is Decidedly So"

Good 8 Ball, doing it's job. *Pets it* You should give it a name

I remember once I was looking around for places to buy them online, and I came across all these sites as well. You know I looked for one for about five years, because I saw one on the Pretender, and I couldn't find one. Then my friend started working at The Warehouse, and they were right there! Goddamn it! It was right under my nose the whole time

Well, cinnamon and gravy! That's just an awesome story. Five years? I want an 8 ball now. I want that pretty orangey one. Wait.. you watched the Pretender? I think I've watched an episode of that show once <--- Wow, most randon worded post. Ever.

Yay! I can't wait to see them

They're already there!! I get a pretty link to them and everything

Sir Fireboard

Good 8 Ball, doing it's job. *Pets it* You should give it a name

Like what? I'd name it Bob, but I've already named my toy dog that

Well, cinnamon and gravy! That's just an awesome story. Five years? I want an 8 ball now. I want that pretty orangey one. Wait.. you watched the Pretender? I think I've watched an episode of that show once <--- Wow, most randon worded post. Ever.

You're not wrong about the wording It was funny because I'd call like toy shops up and they'd be like "What the ***** is that?" Dumb asses!!!!

They're already there!! I get a pretty link to them and everything

Oooo! I saw them! They rule

Pavlov's Belle

You're not wrong about the wording It was funny because I'd call like toy shops up and they'd be like "What the ***** is that?" Dumb asses!!!!

What do they mean? It's an EIGHT BALL for godsakes! Who doesn't know what an 8 Ball is? Just drill a hole in it and add some bluish crap and a hectaoctahelluvalotasidesagon and there's an 8 ball.

ETA: I changed my avatar! Again.