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Joined: Oct 2001
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The Putiners Harem #12 - Two guns are better then one *wink*wink*
  [img]smilies/hotpinkie.gif[/img] Yo, hoes! This is where yee come to worship he that goes by 'Sark'. Check yer weapons at the door! (And ten brownie points to anyone who can explain why Ceci's talking like a pirate) Ahem. [img]smilies/look.gif[/img] [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] The royal Mr. Putin's Harem girls list - Asian babe who kicks ass (Ash) - Aussie Asian babe with many hidden talents (Em) - Srawny white girl (Becca) - Pale white girl with long red hair (Ceci) - White chick who can do different accents (Angel) - Canadian girl with curly brown hair (Steph) - Crazy Canuck with devils in her eyes (Karen) - Crazed Canuck on the Loose (Sarah) - Crazy girl who can't think of a description [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img] (Shelly) - TBA description (Redrac) - Brit chick with Sark's accent (Vass) - Blonde with a gun (Cat) Join the lurve? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] Official faction name explanation by fella harem girl, Ceci [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] "It first started when I came to the Alias Board, and more importantly the Sark Appreciation Thread, for the first time. The crazy girls here were trying to think up a first name for Sark. We were all much amused by Victor Garber's suggestion of 'Steve', but with all our wacky theories over who, if anyone, Sark is related to... we decided the name should be Russian. Names like Ivan and Sergei were thrown around... but they just weren't right. That's when someone (for the life of me I can't remember who, so please, show yourself and accept your Golden Sark Statue) said his name should be Putin. The name's Sark, Putin Sark. So, that's where 'Putin' came from. And then we started talking about Sark's romantic interests on the show. I made some comment about how I should audition to play Sark's girlfriend, and then someone else said they'd be happy to fill that role as well, and yet another person wanted to vie for this position, and so on. Eventually it seemed like Sark would have his choice of about a half dozen different ladies next season. And then I figured, Well, why should we fight over him? Can't we all just get along? And that's how I came to suggest that we were something like a harem. Affirmative reactions around the thread led me to take it a step further and name the harem. His Holiness, Maharajah Putin Sark's Royal Harem Afterall, we couldn't just be 'Sark's Harem', could we? That would just be silly. So then someone (can't remember who again, help me! I only keep track of the things *I* do) started to compile a list of all the harem girls and bizarre little descriptions of them that make no sense. It's a glorious thing indeed. And lastly I made banners. Because I'm sad, addicted to fanart, and decided to try and make something that wasn't composed of 98% all beef james marsters man meat. And that's basically it. Steph made the opening post and whipped up the nifty thread title, and here we are. " [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] The Official Pimpin' Poster of Putin 'P.Putty' Sark the Pimp. [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img]  [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] Sing Me A Sark Song: 'God Be With You' by Dolores O'Riordan Mp3 Lyrics Ceci-Fanart1 Ceci-Fanart2 Ceci-Fanart3 Blue-Fanart1 Angel-Fanart1 'How Soon Is Now' by The Smiths; t.A.T.u. Mp3 Lyrics Ceci-Fanart1 Ceci-Fanart2 Ceci-Fanart3 Ceci-Fanart4 Ceci-Fanart5 Ceci-Fanart6 Ceci-Fanart7 'Behind Blue Eyes' by The Who; Limp Bizkit Link to Mp3 page Lyrics 'My December' by Linkin Park Link to Mp3 page Lyrics Ceci-Fanart1 [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] The Official Putiners Harem Music Vid: 'Karaoke Soul'. Music by Tom McRae. Vid by Joanna. You can find this jaw-droppingly fantastic vid and several other's at Jo's site: This and That Videos [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] What's In A Name? (Possible first names for the enigmatic Mr. Sark) _Putin _Sergei _Ivan _Ian _Nigel _Timothy _Alexei _Nikolai _Christian _David _Steve ( [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img] ) _Aidan --- Names suggested by: The Harem; The Writers of Alias via David Anders; Victor Garber; and Ceci's freaky subconscious. [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img]  Definitions by Ceci. Hoojee Boojee Main Entry: hoojee boojee Pronunciation: 'who-gEE; 'boo-gEE Function: interjection Etymology: From Latin hui!-, interjection meaning`` oh! Date: circa 2003 : expression with multiple interpretations. 1 : hello // greetings 2 : goodbye // farewell 3 : that's great // fantastic < of, or relating to 'congratulations' 4 : that sucks // bummer < of, or relating to 'condolences' 5 : I love you < expression of affection 6 : ***** off // drop dead // get bent < expression of; command tempered by- loathing synonym see ALOHA Bottle Envy Main Entry: bottle envy Pronunciation: 'b-t&l; 'en-vE Function: noun Etymology: Middle English botel, from Middle French bouteille, from Medieval Latin butticula, diminutive of Late Latin buttis cask // Middle English envie, from Old French, from Latin invidia, from invidus envious, from invidEre to look askance at, envy, from in- + vidEre to see more at WIT Date: 'bottle'- 14th century // 'envy'- 13th century // Expression in full- 21st century 1 : painful or resentful awareness of an advantage enjoyed by an inanimate object (ex- glass wine bottle) joined with a desire to possess the same advantage ADD- outbreak of such fevered longing occurred post- Alias television event. Dated 10.28.2003. Titled- 'Repercussions'. Irony of episode title noted. [img]smilies/star.gif[/img] And to wrap up the post, here's some season three caps courtesy of DavidAnders.com! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]      Hoojee Boojee Putiners! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] ~``~``~``~``~``~``~``~``~``~``~``~``~``~``~``~`` Official Opening Post for The Harem composed and complied by STEPH [img]smilies/hp_hermione.gif[/img] and CECILIA [img]smilies/70s_donna.gif[/img] 'Harem List' credit goes to Em; 'Putin' credit belongs to Steph; and all artwork was made by Ceci. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]  __________________
Hello Sweetie
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Joined: Jul 2001
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Shelly thanks for starting, love the title! So true.
Ceci I know what you mean about how there is no way Sark listens to CCR, I just can't see the "boy assassain" doing that one. Though that would be hysterical if he did, the enigma that is Sark personified right there. Shetan, thanks about the avi. I figured it was time for a change and what better than Sark with TWO guns. *thud* Becca [img]smilies/blinkie.gif[/img] |
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Joined: Apr 2000
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Hehe, a new thread!
*splash* [img]smilies/slinkie.gif[/img] __________________
Officially named Tabby by Kat
Oh yeah, O officer I'm looking for this watcher, she was following this guy who lives forever and now she's disappeared. ~ Joe Dawson >>--398--> |
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Joined: Oct 2002
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[img]smilies/wave.gif[/img] everyone. I dont think Ive been to this thread although Im a Sark worshipper as well. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Joined: Oct 2001
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Hello Sweetie
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Joined: Sep 2001
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New thread, new thread, lalalalalala, ok don't ask y I just did that! v.v. good title to.
Ah our boy is so cute! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh stupid thing wont let me download!!!!!! __________________
Un Chat Sera Toujours Un Chat
Even Lucifer retained his beauty after his fall. Julian Sark |
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Joined: Nov 2003
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yah...new thread... [img]smilies/love.gif[/img] the title...
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Passionate Fan
Joined: Sep 2001
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yes im back but I HAVE to do this bit of pimping. OMG this is now one my list of all time greatest fics and it isn't even finished yet! I haven't laughed so hard in months, I had tears rolling down my face, I nearly fell off my chair at one stage.
Check it out: Truth There is a typo in the latest chapter to (chapter3) that is so funny (that was the almost falling off chair part), if you miss it I mention it in my 2nd review. really check it out! __________________
Un Chat Sera Toujours Un Chat
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Joined: Oct 2002
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And thanks! Love that Sark had two guns. *goes into gutterland* __________________
You keep experiencing human emotions because of her.
the CEO & demon do do hee ♥ jeong gu won ❥ Sarah | tumblr | little splashes of colour + credit |
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Joined: Feb 2002
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*CANONBALLSPLASH*
And thanks! Love that Sark had two guns. *goes into gutterland* But he was shooting with two, right? So that makes it three guns. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] |
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Joined: Apr 2000
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Oh dear!
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Officially named Tabby by Kat
Oh yeah, O officer I'm looking for this watcher, she was following this guy who lives forever and now she's disappeared. ~ Joe Dawson >>--398--> |
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Joined: Nov 2003
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Joined: Oct 2002
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the CEO & demon do do hee ♥ jeong gu won ❥ Sarah | tumblr | little splashes of colour + credit |
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Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 722,228
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[img]smilies/cry.gif[/img] I'm sorry for not being on for a bit. I am comnig back to the thread, because he is just so HOT. Did I miss anything while being away?
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Joined: Mar 2002
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oh!!! Can I be added to The royal Mr. Putin's Harem girls list??? Pretty please!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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