[- Jen -]

PLEASE DONT POST DIRECT SPOILERS FROM ANY SEASON 3 EPISODE- some people do not want to be spoiled for any of the episodes



OFFICIAL THREAD PICTURE




THE CHANNEL 7 MONKEYS



With the possibility of a convention: Vote Here and Here.

THE AUSSIE FANS just post your details to be added


-Jen- (aka Aussie Angel, aka AA, aka Thread Magic Woman (Tm Sage) )

Sage (aka Kez)

Aussie Gal (aka AG.)

Riss (aka Nikki)

SweetAngel86 (aka Paula)

Muldz (aka pimpdaddy)

p&j =true luv (aka Kylie)

Ellie

eM_au (aka Em)

Jira Moon (aka Julianne)

Zira

roxygurl (aka Roxy)

Intel

jengarnerfan (aka Jesse)

~*coconut ice*~ (aka Tina)

sidera

chikee

foreva_99 (aka Bel)

Slay me Buffy

Crazy Gurl

Shell_belle

pleadinginsanity (aka Alli)

Javiebot (aka Tanya)

The True Cat

100%_Tara_Fan (aka Johnny)

Messed up Girl

Boy Scout 4 Mountaineer (aka Vanessa or Ness)

Can't Behr 2 B Without Josh (aka Kimberley)

Norz aka Naureen

Redfire aka Vanessa


OUR OATH: By Nik

Gutter gutter gutter,
Oh how we love thee,
Spending time talking dirty,
But only ever about Varty,
Gutter gutter gutter,
Oh how we worship thee.

OUR SONG: dont even ask how we (Jen and Kez) came up with this [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img]

Mr VAR-tan

Mr. VAR-tan, bring me a dream
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen
Give him two lips like roses and clover
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over.
VAR-tan, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr. VAR-tan, bring me a dream.

Mr. VAR-tan, bring me a dream
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen
Give him the word that I'm not a rover
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over.
VAR-tan, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr. VAR-tan, bring me a dream.

Mr. VAR-tan (Yes?) bring us a dream
Give him a pair of eyes with a come-hither gleam
Give him a lonely heart like Pagliacci
And lots of wavy hair like Liberace
Mr VAR-tan, someone to hold (someone to hold)
Would be so peachy before we're too old
So please turn on your magic beam
Mr VAR-tan, bring us, please, please, please
Mr VAR-tan, bring us a dream.

THE AUSSIE DICTIONARY idea blatantly stolen from the Gilmore Girls thread

Boobie pic: Jen showing us some [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] see picture

Brittany the post count cheerleader: Brittany is our bimbo cheerleader, who cheers us on to bring up our post count see Brittany

Don Burke: tv personality, likes to shovel manure (see picture below) and bribe ozTam for good ratings see picture

Hot Spydaddy: pretty self explanatory, our very own spydaddy Victor Garber, looking, well.. hot [img]smilies/drool.gif[/img] see picture

lusty white shirt pic: picture of varty looking as spunky as ever..see picture

Pimp: a word to describe the promotion of something eg: we need to pimp Alias

Play Pics: pictures showing Varty worn out from playing with us girls too much see picture

Slashy love pic: a pic showing the [img]smilies/love.gif[/img] between 2 males see example here

Smokin' pics: a pic showing the smoking hotness between two males playin with their balls see example here

Varty Party: a time of celebration where a series of varty pics are posted


THE KVB 10 COMMANDMENTS




When is Alias Airing ??

Currently episodes are airing on Mondays at 8:30 on Channel 7

When will Alias DVD's be released ??

The Alias Season One DVD's have been released are on sale now at stores like Ezy-dvd.com.au, HMV, Big W (I think), Sanity.

We're just waiting on news of the release of Season 2 Dvd's.

Where can i get some cool picture of all those hunky people on Alias ??

well, the best place to go is Alias-Media if you want Jennifer Garner pics try jen-garner.net Another great site is The Vartan Ho's

SOME FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

What is the KVB ??

The KVB is a cult type group started by Jen, Sage and Nikki, it stands for the Kinky Varty Buddies

Can I join the KVB

Absolutely, all that is required is the worshipping of Varty, and please abide by our 10 commandments.

Just who is Pablo Pacino? And why the heck is he in all your thread titles?

Ok, we'll try to explain this without sounding like total perverts, dont think thats gonna work though. Aaaanyway, so Jen and Sage were discussing possible ways we could see more of Varty naked. They finally came up with the idea that he needs to be in a film where he's naked for the entire time. Then they came up with a storyline, which we wont get into, but it turned into a porno and basically involves a mob boss who owns a hockey team, is a real badass, and whose name is Pablo Pacino (Jen came up with the name). They were cracking up over the name for hours so decided to use it at every opportunity. Anyway, we love Pablo so much now, that we decided to use his name in movie titles and use it as our thread titles. He is the pimp master of this thread.

Who is Ben?

Ben is the name Jen and Sage came up with to describe FF. They see FF as temperamental like a man and especially like the guy Ben from Big Brother 3.

Are you guys officially insane

Yes, yes we are.

[-Kelly-]

Thanks Jen for the new thread [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Pimp [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] we now have a Melissa thread [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

[Kyls]

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thanks for starting the new thread Jen [img]smilies/hug.gif[/img]

[img]smilies/rotfl.gif[/img] I haven't stoped and read the 10 KVB commandments in a while [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img]

[loquacity]

Shiny new thread! Thanks for the newie, Jen. [img]smilies/hug.gif[/img] I read your letter to JJ, I couldn't stop laughing for a while because I found it hilarious yet so, so true. [img]smilies/rotfl.gif[/img] I wouldn't dare post my thoughts in there, I could get abusive towards the man. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] And I originally liked the concept of Lauren too...

The Nemesis is tonight, yes? I love Syd's go-go boots, the dress was pretty cute too. I didn't like the wig though. [img]smilies/look.gif[/img]

The next few weeks are the good episodes of this season, finally. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[Crazy Gurl]

The next few eps kick ass, actually the rest of the season kinda picks up, less boring and more action, IMO.

The best scene ever, or one of, is in tonights ep. But that's just because i'm an obsessed KW/Marshall fan and i think it just kicks major ass.

S2 dvds on June 9th? Is that confirmed? Coz hell yeh if it is!

[-Kelly-]

Originally posted by Crazy Gurl: <STRONG>S2 dvds on June 9th? Is that confirmed? Coz hell yeh if it is!</STRONG>

It is [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

If you love Jennifer Garner [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] start posting on her board [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] we need to save her board guys [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

[SweetAngel86]

I didn't get to see alot of lasts night's episode. I had really really bad reception. I now have to try and find it on the internet!

Can't wait to see some of the episodes coming up [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]Paula

[-Kelly-]

Alias Books [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] who has them?

[Muldz]

I thought last nights ep was ok but there was alot of things i hated.

I dont know about everyone else but tha opening scene when Syd was running. For some strange reason i was thinking oh my god are they CGI breasts hahahah. Im sorry but im sure Jen doesnt have that much to move around like that . I totally hated the mission outfit what were the costume department thinking when they made that dress. I was expecting Austin Powers to jump out, it looked like something felicty shagwell would wear.

It was good to see Merrin again but i felt she just wasnt pulling it off most of the time. I believed her performance more in season 2, the only time she was good for me was the Francie killing scene. I dont know if that was a Deleted scene from season two that they added in to last nights ep.

Ive watch alot of movie that have had some violence in them and i found that scene to be the most disturbing couple of min ive ever scene. Allison was so cold when she pulled that trigger.,the look on francies face gives me chills when i think about it i felt so sorry for her. Deff her best acting performance of all the series. Oh the line i totally loved was Dixons "I Want that b#$tch dead".

But what spoiled it the most for me was the crappy showdown between Syd and Allison. The punches were so telegraphed and it was obvious as to who the more experienced fighter was out of Jen and Merrin. I think she should have practiced alot more before doing that ep. Didnt help that the editing for that scene was bad.

The Nemesis 3 / 5

Muldz

P.S LAUREN IN HER UNDERWEAR DROOLLLLL!!!!!!!!


Season 3 rateings

The Two: 1 / 5
Succession: 4 / 5
Reunion: 4 / 5
A Missing Link: 4.5 / 5
Repercussions: 5 / 5
The Nemesis 3 / 5

[Muldz]

Originally posted by Crazy_D+J_Fan: <STRONG> Pimp [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] we now have a Melissa thread [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]</STRONG>

Cool im on my way there now [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Muldz

[Kyls]

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Last night's ep was ok...not great tho [img]smilies/look.gif[/img]

[img]smilies/rotfl.gif[/img] I did [img]smilies/love.gif[/img] Marshall's song [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img]

and 'I've got the looks, you've got the brains? [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img]

Originally posted by Crazy_D+J_Fan: <STRONG>Alias Books [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] who has them?</STRONG>

Not me, I haven't seen them around anywhere [img]smilies/look.gif[/img]

[Aussie Gal]

Thanks for starting the new thread Jen. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Muldz - you crack me up! [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img] I agree that mission outfit was blah, esp the wig. It reminded me of a skunk. [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img]

Just watched last night ep as I had to tape it and forgot what happened. Great to see Merrin again and that they finally explained what happened to Francie after all this time. How typical Alison got away though...

[ 03-31-2004: Message edited Aussie Gal ]

[Crazy Gurl]

Marshall's song rocks. KW really goes all out on his drumkit. I thought something else was gonna happen that didn't, I mixed up that ep with next week. Did everyone like Kevin's drumming? Seeing as people are pimping out threads i'll pimp out a site....Trainwreck. Check em out [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Originally posted by Crazy_D+J_Fan: <STRONG>If you love Jennifer Garner [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] start posting on her board [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] we need to save her board guys [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]</STRONG>

I'll head over there. I doubt i'll fit in, but yeh..

[loquacity]

I thought The Nemesis was an alright episode. It just made me really miss the previous seasons of Alias because we got flashbacks of Will and Francie, and Syd's old apartment. But Merrin playing the Francinator was great, I think Allison's a good foil for Sydney - plus seeing naked!Sark helped. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

What else helped? Seeing Vaughn play hockey again, as well as seeing him shirtless...hint of blue boxers...ForeignLanguageSpeaking Vaughn...Wet Vaughn... [img]smilies/thud.gif[/img] Snarky Weiss is also great, methinks he doesn't like Lauren very much, he cut her off when they were all talking about Allison and he kept telling Vaughn that he shouldn't have married an NSC agent as well, hee.

Marshall's song for Carrie, I loved it. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] "We had sushi!" Kevin's a really good drummer but I'd like to know where Marshall would keep the drum set if we haven't seen it before or in any upcoming episodes. [img]smilies/look.gif[/img]

I miss Will...strangely enough, I kinda missed Francinator too, the evil music came on when she did, it unfortunately reminded me of the squicky voyeurism. I really hope all of those tapes of recordings and that videotape have been destroyed. *shudders* The good ol' observatory made a re-appearance too but instead of Sydney and Vaughn eating ice-cream it was Lauren and Lindsey, albeit sitting on the same bench. [img]smilies/goof.gif[/img]

Would someone in the wardrobe department please give Jennifer a sports bra while she runs? She was plainly cold as well.

I'm going to miss next week's episode because I'll be out which is sucky timing because it's a really good ep. The opening sequence. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

[JavieBot]

Didn't really like much in this ep. I loved Marshall's song though. You put the mega in my byte! [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img]

Also liked Sark [img]smilies/drool.gif[/img] But yeah, the storyline was pretty uneventful, I thought. Next week's looks good though. That's when the bitch fight between Syd and Lauren happens, right? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Glad to hear that we'll be getting the s2 dvds soon. I like s2 way better than s1

[ 03-31-2004: Message edited JavieBot ]