Leslie Knope: “There are no consequences to my actions any more!
No matter what I do, literally nothing bad can happen to me.
I’m like a white, male US Senator.”
I am no peasant to be trodden on.
I am daughter of the great Lord Akechi Jinsai.
My line has been samurai for a thousand years,
and I will never be captive, or hostage, or confined.