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Old 01-11-2004, 06:32 PM
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Guardian Angels #144 - This is not a title.



"Seven years ago I was recruited to have sex with Vaughn, who I was told could screw like no other. I was trained as a dominatrix, warned not to be gentle with him. I thought I was having pretty good sex, until Vaughn screwed me, and then he did it again, and again, and again, and again, and then I pass out. That's when I learned the truth: That the secret to having truly great sex was Michael Vaughn. Now I'm a sex fiend, gettin' it on with Vaughn as often as possible, where my allies are these pills that I take every morning. They even come in these cute little compact things now: Ortho Tri-Cyclen."



[img]smilies/love.gif[/img]The Spy!Lurvin' List [img]smilies/love.gif[/img]

- Syd/Vaughn's bedroom
- The Warehouse
- In Quarantine
- Vaughn's Bathroom
- In a Bubble Bath
- In the Shower
- The Vatican
- France Outside of Dr Frankestein's Lab
- The Madagascar Woods
- Sloane's Desk
- Devlin's, Kendall's, and Haladki's desks pushed together to make the king sized desk in the middle of the CIA main room
- Alice's Bed
- Francie's Restaurant
- In an Elevator
- Vaughn's trunk
- Blood Mobile
- Train Station
- Will's Bed
- Vaughn's Office
- The Roof
- The Back of an Airplane
- SpyMommy's Cell
- Parking Garage
- CIA's Audio/Visual room
- Closet
- Up Against the Chain-Link Fence
- Up Against a Warehouse Wall
- On an Air Mattress in the middle of the Warehouse
- Vaughn's car
- The Observatory
- The Pier
- In the Ferris-Wheel
- On a Pool Table
- On a Bar
- Marshall's Inflatable Couch
- Barnett's Office
- CIA Ops Center
- In the Park
- SD-6 basement
- HongKong safe house

The Smutty Fic Song -- by Kay

to the tune of "Jingle Bells"

Smutty fic
Smutty fic
One is not enough
It's fun to read
About S/V
And how they like
to *****
Heyyyy
Smutty fic
Smutty fic
How we love it so
The only thing that would
be better
Is smut on the showwww



It's every GA's oath!



"Have I told you about the tension of opposites?" he says.
The tension of opposites?
"Life is a series of pulls back and forth. You want to do one thing, but you are bound to do something else. Something hurts you, yet you know it shouldn't. You take certain things for granted, even when you know you should never take anything for granted.
"A tension of opposites, like a pull on a rubber band. And most of us live somewhere in the middle."
Sounds like a wrestling match, I say.
"A wrestling match." He laughs. "Yes, you could describe life that way."
So which side wins, I ask?
He smiles at me, the crinkled eyes, the crooked teeth.
"Love wins. Love always wins."



Here Without You - 3 Doors Down

A hundred days have made me older
Since the last time that I saw your pretty face
A thousand lies have made me colder
And I don't thnk I can look at this the same




All the miles that separate
Disappear now when I'm dreamin' of your face
I'm here without you baby
But you're still on my lonely mind



I think about you baby and I dream about you all the time
I'm here without you baby
But you're still with me in my dreams
And tonight, there's only you and me.
The miles just keep rollin'
As the people leave their way to say hello
I've heard this life is overrated
But I hope that it gets better as we go.




I'm here without you baby
But you're still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby and I dream about you all the time
I'm here without you baby
But you're still with me in my dreams
And tonight girl, there's only you and me.



Everything I know, and anywhere I go
It gets hard but it won't take away my love
And when the last one falls, when it's all said and done
It gets hard but it won't take away my love
I'm here without you baby
But you're still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby and I dream about you all the time
I'm here without you baby
But you're still with me in my dreams
And tonight girl, there's only you and me







New Alias tonight, yay! By putting "This is not a title." I'm hoping it'll motivate us to think of one. [img]smilies/look.gif[/img]
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Old 01-11-2004, 06:33 PM
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[img]smilies/lol.gif[/img] that made me laugh.

Wooooooooo only an hour and a half to gooo! ahhh too excited!
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Old 01-11-2004, 06:38 PM
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Woohoo.

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I'd say more, but I think that'd make me fall off a plane. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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Old 01-11-2004, 06:40 PM
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<STRONG>I'd say more, but I think that'd make me fall off a plane. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]</STRONG>
It took me way too long to get that. [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img]
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Old 01-11-2004, 06:40 PM
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You better not say anything, Canuck. [img]smilies/nono.gif[/img]

Okay, definitely can't come on after the ep. Stupid heating picks the worst time to work. Guaranteed it won't be working tomorrow. [img]smilies/pout.gif[/img]
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Old 01-11-2004, 06:46 PM
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Laurrrr - I was in Chicago for 5 days! [img]smilies/whip.gif[/img] Where do you live? In Cali right now.
Gah! You were? When I stay at my uncle's apartment, it's right off of Wacker, by the lake. But the house I'm usually at is about 20 minutes from the city. Hope you had fun! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Even though it was veryvery cold. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Oooh, thanks for starting Em. I thought about doing it, but then I got distracted by this site. So cool!

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Old 01-11-2004, 07:03 PM
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Oh, ouch, Sarah, signing off right after I started talking to you? Cold.

STEPH. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!??!
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Helloooooooooooo everyone!! [img]smilies/wave.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wiggle.gif[/img] I'm entirely too hyper. Less than an hour to go until the greatest goodness in well weeks, yay!! Studying? Exams? Pssh, Alias is gunna be on. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

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Old 01-11-2004, 07:12 PM
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[img]smilies/sigh.gif[/img] I gave up on hwork.

Ahhhhh 48 minutes!
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Old 01-11-2004, 07:21 PM
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<STRONG>Oh, ouch, Sarah, signing off right after I started talking to you? Cold.</STRONG>
Your stench must have frozen my computer, because I had to restart.
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Old 01-11-2004, 07:33 PM
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Are you sure that's not the part where you lost bladder control and short-circuited the computer?
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Old 01-11-2004, 07:37 PM
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You're just bitter because you can't warn me.
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ONLY 27 MINUTES LEFT!!!

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<STRONG>You're just bitter because you can't warn me.</STRONG>
You're taking out your resentment because I thought of that game first and you wish you had. It doesn't bother me, anyway. It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game. And I totally kicked your ass.
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Old 01-11-2004, 07:42 PM
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Eeee! Can't wait! I'm twitching with excitement.

Gah. Can't get on later tonight. Have fun spazzing. [img]smilies/pout.gif[/img]
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