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Welcome to the Anti-Pacey/Joey Thread 4: Because true love doesn't make you feel like nothing

If you don't like Pacey and Joey at all. If you were bored everytime they started to fight and made amends at 8:55 pm, here's the place for you, my friend!

But if you love them and think they were meant to be, you're more than welcome in PJ thread. I'm sure they will treat you right.
Since this is a place to kinda bash Pacey and Joey (with some sweetness! ), don't post things like "I luv PJ, Dawson s*cks!", this is pointless and kinda old!!



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"Twu Wuv" Rules:

#1. Always keep napkins handy.

#2. "I don't feel it" is a declaration of "Twu Wuv".

#3. Pacey banging any other chick but Joey is Pacey's attempt to get over Joey.

#4. D/J. are. So. OVER! No, really. They are. Even though what they have goes beyond friendship, and is FOREVER, it's over. Like, for sure. Right?

#5."Twu Wuv" can only be obtained by sneaking around peoples' (ie. best friend's) backs.

#6.You must insult each other on a daily basis and make up promptly at 8:50 p.m.

#7. You must argue hours before you consumate "Twu Wuv".

#8. After you consumate "Twu Wuv", you must promptly lie about said consumation ever happening.

#9. Dawson is EVIL! He does not want "Twu Wuv" to thrive. He must be destroyed at all costs!

#10. You only run to your "Twu Wuv" after someone else who really loves you sends you to them.

#11. Even when closure has been seen by all, it is still hard for some delusional people to grasp it as being over. (ie. "Love Bites")

#12. In honor of "Twu Wuv", you must wait at least 3 weeks after breaking up before you kiss a soulmate.

#13. "Twu Wuv" makes you feel like nothing.

#14. You must stay with your "Twu Wuv" for a year, even when it's obvious they are making you miserable.

#15. In order to acheieve "Twu Wuv" one half must belittle what one's soulmate means to them while the other suffers from selective amnesia.

#16. After consumating "Twu Wuv", your "Twu Wuv" must refer to themselves as the Neil Armstrong of the bunch.

#17. Remember that "Twu Wuvvers" bang each others' roommates/best friends while they're there (in spite of having not gotten over each other).

#18. When said roommate is not there, like, when she's, say, DEALING WITH A SEVERE EMOTIONAL PROBLEM IN REHAB, that's when you go back to sneaking with your "Twu Wuvver" behind her back.

#19. After hanging up the phone with "Twu Wuvver", when her soulmate swings by cuz he trusts you as a good friend, feel free not to say a word about your sneaking around, and instead take his money and invest it stupidly.

#20. After consumating "Twu Wuv" it is customary to feel like peeling off one's skin!!

#21. After running off with ones "Twu Wuv" for the summer, the first thing you think of when you return is when you will see your soulmate again!!

#22. Even when everything is perfect, being with your "Twu Wuv" doesn't feel right!

#23. It is customary to break up with one's "Twu Wuv" at fancy high school dance-type things.

#24. It is customary to kiss one's "Twu Wuv" when she either has feelings for someone else or she is on the rebound.

#25. A true sign of "Twu Wuv" is acting as though you never ever actually dated your "Twu Wuv".

#26. Before consumating your "Twu Wuv", you must talk to someone else to help make the decision for you.

#27. You must not comsumate "Twu Wuv" because you truly want to; but because you feel threatened that if you don't, your "Twu Wuv" will sleep with someone else(ie. a girl in a hot tub).

#28. Your "Twu Wuv" must pressure you into comsumating "Twu Wuv", because it's nine months and counting.

#29. When your in "Twu Wuv", chocolate hearts is a great exchange for one's virginity.

# 30. One must refer to thier first time with thier "Twu Wuv" as "nice". Yeah, you read correctly. Just "nice".

#31. When there is a serious problem that should be discussed with your "Twu Wuv"(ie. a pregnancy scare, or if you have been arrested), it is imperitive that you never tell your "Twu Wuv" about said problem.

#32. Kissing someone to get out of a sexual relationship with someone else is an obvious sign of "Twu Wuv".

#33. To sustain "Twu Wuv", you must always bring up the name of your "Twu Wuv's" ex-lover whenever your relationship hits a wall.

#34. One will never achieve the big "O" with their "Tru Wuv".

#35. After consumating "Twu Wuv" one must proceed to chomp loudly on chips while asking their "Twu Wuvver" how they did in the sack.

#36. To hide one's feelings for ones "Twu Wuv" it is normal to enter into a sex pact with your "Twu Wuv's" soulmate's ex-girlfriend.!!

#37. When your "Twu Wuv's" soulmate comes to rescue you from your boat, aptly titled "Twu Wuv", it is a good idea to refuse his help when he's there to save your life and just consider going down with the freakin' boat.

#38. When an ex-lover saves the life of your "Twu Wuv", don't even bother to thank them or even offer to help work off the debt of damages accumulated in saving said "Twu Wuv's" life.

#39. "Tru Wuv" is calling the one you "wuv" a dumbass.

#40. "Tru Wuv" is buying a wall. Flowers and candy are overrated.

#41. "Tru Wuv" is going after someone's soulmate even though you told them you wouldn't.

#42. "Tru Wuv" is being mauled along the side of the road.

#43. Running to the airport with your "Twu Wuv" to profess your love for others is a sign of "Twu Wuv".

#44. "Tru Wuv" is leaving behind your soulmate on the dock beside his house weeping after his parents' wedding to go on a three month boat trip with said "Twu Wuv", whom you THINK you may love, but you are not completely sure.

#45. A sure sign of "Twu Wuv" is remembering everything one minute and nothing the next.

#46. Dating your "Twu Wuv's" roommate is a sign of "Twu Wuv".

#47. When you are clearly in "wuv" with your "Twu Wuv", you make a move to kiss your soulmate.

#48. Having an affair with a married woman is a sign of "Twu Wuv".

#49. If your "Twu Wuv" attack-kisses you on a dance floor, to get out of an affair with a married woman, it is a sign of "Twu Wuv".

#50. When you're in "Twu Wuv", it is perfectly fine to have a spagetti fight with your "Twu Wuv" when a close friend is dying. Screw the fact that it's completely insensitive!

#51. You must completely rewrite history so that a reunion with your "Twu Wuv" is possible.

#52. Kissing on a couch for two seconds means that you will be with your "Twu Wuv" forever, even though NOTHING is actually said (ie. any sign of commitment) to back that up.

#53. Telling your "Twu Wuv" over and over that they're nothing more than friends to you really means that you "wuv" them romantically.

#54. Having only romantic flashbacks of the soulmates in the 100th episode was only to show that one half of the soulmates was really running from their "Twu Wuv" all the time.

#55. Sending your "Twu Wuv" to your roommate and not giving a rat's ass about it really means that you still want to be with your "Twu Wuv".

#56. Giving your best friend advice not to be with their soulmate while hitting on best friend's soulmate is a sign of "Twu Wuv".

#57. Making love to your soulmate 3 times in a row and being happy about it is a clear sign of missing being miserable with your "Twu Wuv".

#58. Hardly noticing that your "Twu Wuv" exists in season 1 and 2 really means you were running from your "Twu Wuv".

#59. "Twu Wuv" means getting locked up all night inside K-mart because one's "Twu Wuv" needed to buy condoms--to hook up with the chick sitting next to him at a party.

#60. It is "Twu Wuv" heaven to find oneself locked in a K-mart with ones "Twu Wuv", a place where we can find endless chips to chomp and napkins are a plenty. Ah, romance in a K-mart, who needs roses, cafe lattes or daisies?

#61. Carrying on an affair with your married employee while waiting for your "Twu Wuv" to dump her fiancee-to-be is a sure sign of "Twu Wuv".

#62. Telling your "Twu Wuv" you will meet him at his house late at night, then standing him up the minute another guy shows up to play "hide the salami" is unmistakeably "Twu Wuv".

#63. "Twu Wuv" means mauling your nearly engaged ex-girlfriend on the dance floor in order to get back at your married and soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend/ employee.

#64. "Twu Wuv" means going from one relationship to the next, over and over again.

#65. "Twu Wuv" means replacing one person on your couch for another in a matter of days.

# 66. "Twu Wuv" is when after years of not seeing your "Twu Wuv", instead of spending some time alone with him to catch up, you go to sleep over at your soulmate´s.

True Lovers

[Star Dreamer]

Great! Shiney new thread Love the title!!!

[Cris]

New thread! Thank you nagi for opening it!
Loved the title, loooved the opening post with those banners and with those animations!

Let's keep !!

BTW, Deb and Amy, I saw your little game at the old thread and I thought it was great! So many *luuuuving* quotes between Joey and Pacey...

It would be great if we continue this on the new thread!

[Deb D]

Nagi - awesome job opening the thread. Those little animations sure add special somethin'

Okay, I'll keep posting some wonderful scenes that support the whole anti-PJ thing we've got going on. May be could also use them to inspire:
- music vids
- icons
- discussion

First up!
Joey: Ahh, don't worry, sweetie. They probably just want to extend a hand and let you know that they are there to help you fulfill your destiny as the world's greatest gas station attendant

[JVDBFan20]

Thanks For the New Thread. Love the title and the animations. And btw the quote is from Falling Down.I got one:
Joey about Pacey: But he's so unkissable.

[Deb D]

That would be Dance - a season 1 classic

[JVDBFan20]

some on should make a anti p/j avie with those words.it would be funny!

[Deb D]

Good hint Amy! (Btw, I've tried sending it 7 times. Any luck?)

[JVDBFan20]

It's proably not going to work so I guess i'll just have to wait until season six come out on dvd.

[Brighter Than Sunshine]

Originally Posted by Deb D First up! Joey: Ahh, don't worry, sweetie. They probably just want to extend a hand and let you know that they are there to help you fulfill your destiny as the world's greatest gas station attendant

Aww, she had so much faith in him.


Great new thread Nag!

I just took a 5 hour nap and im hyper.

[JVDBFan20]

I have another quote:
Joey: Pacey are you dellusional this has nothing to do with dawson.

[Deb D]

I know Britney - that line of Joey's was insensitive. I mean she may have been joking but for Pacey it was a real and unwelcome possibility...

I'm sorry Amy
That line's from 402 - Falling Down

[sweetee]

It's good to see our anti-thread #4 is alive and kicking! One of us needs to make an anti-PJ video. Someone did an anti-DJ vid to Puddle of Mudd's "She Hates Me." I always thought it was more fitting for PJ, though.

[JVDBFan20]

How do you get them clips for a video on your computer without having a downloadable episode on your computer. Somebody told me they they hooked their vcr to their computer but i have a dvd player,but I really want to make one so if somebody can tell me how so I can make one that would be great!

That is alright Deb,you didn't have to apologize.

[sweetee]

It's a little confusing to explain, JVDB. When I made clips for my music videos, I used a videowave program to start with (mine was Videowave 7). However, there are many different programs you can use, depending on whether you own a Mac or a PC.

After that, you should set your dvd player close to your computer and you'll need to hook a USB cable into the port in your computer. From there, you can use your video creator program to create the clips; etc. However, like I said before, this depends on the video program you are using w/the setup and everything. Let me know if you have further questions and sorry if I confused you.