[IloveJosh]

Welcome to the Anti-Dawson and Joey thread. This is the place were we discuss all things we hate about Dawson and Joey......and trust me when I say, you won't find any love for them here.
Ok so enjoy the thread, have a laugh and don't take yourself or what we say too seriously!!!!

How can you look at these 2 faces and not know who she was supposed to be with?!

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THE AGONY OF PACEY AND JOEY


There once was a boy named Dawson
who thought his filmmaking skills were awesome
But cliched were his stories,
so little were his glories.

His head was as big as a canteloupe melon
so big in fact, but no one would tell him
Instead, they all told him he was a hero
when truly he was just a big-headed zero.

Joey was the girl across the Creek
who silently pined away for this geek.
And when they finally kissed,
all passion was missed!

Dawson didn't give a fart
about Joey's knack for the arts,
So she did the right thing
and with Jack, had a fling!

But Jack wasn't playing on the right team
and things with him were not as they seemed...
So Joey got weak and went back to the Head--
back to watching ET on the Head's bed

Throughout all this was another named Pacey,
who was witty and sassy and quite a bit racy.
First with Tamara, and then Andie McPhee--
when she slept with another, he was right to flee!

Pacey and Joey were between love and hate
friends for life, but never dared date.
Dawson convinced Joey she was his soulmate,
(though she never had much chance to really debate).

And then Joey dumped Dawson again
for sending her Daddy back to the Pen!
Dawson came back to Capeside with Eve,
a bleach-blonde ho who never wore sleeves

Dawson told Pacey to look after Joey,
who started to fall for her very slowly.
Both brokenhearted, they developed a bond
and oh so strangely, hearts grew fond

Banter still rolled, though the love was in it
and had us hooked for every minute
And when Joey finally kissed the right guy
the butterflies and sparks FINALLY did fly

He made her feel alive!

When Dawson found out, he threw a fit
and all he deserved was to get hit--
by a 4x4, or a baseball bat,
to finally pound that Big Head flat!

Dawson gave ultimatums, but Pacey would wait
(the better man through this whole charade!)
Dawson couldn't measure up to a single thing
when Pacey whispered "I remember everything."

So Pacey and Joey are now on a boat
on the Atlantic, and hopefully afloat!
And Dawson can no longer gloat
for on him, Joey will NEVER again dote!

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Reasons we hate the hellmates
1.)They are way too co-dependent.
2.)They hold each other back.
3.)They use each other as security blankets.
4.)They are always 15 and having the same argument over and over and over.
5.)They can never be togther for longer than 2 months without breaking up.
6.)They always have massive arguments but never resolve anything.
7.)They didn't want each other, they just didn't want to lose the other.
8.)He almost killed Pacey to win her love.
9.)Sex the first time was so bad that they almost killed each other and never repeated their mistake.
10.) Their chemistry had no fizzle, like a flat soda.

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Anti DJ vids:

YouTube - Born To Lose vs Sexy Thing
YouTube - Anti D/J -- Why Aren't They Together?
YouTube - Anti D/J -- My Girl's Ex-Boyfriend
YouTube - The Triangle, Joey's POV - "I Belong to ME!"


Remember too:
- No character bashing outside the context of DJ, the couple
- No actor bashing
- No fics
and please remember to read the anti- thread rules

[Touldengal]

awesomeness Romina!
thanks for starting the new thread!

[IloveJosh]

Thanks, Shira

DJ suck!!!

October, 2001: In an appearance on MTV's Total Request Live, Katie Holmes was witness to a studio poll in which audience members voted on the best man for Joey. Pacey received 71 votes. Dawson, a mere 19.

[hshapir2]

cute title romina

I remember that TRL thing. I don't think I saw it

[Myfirstlove]

thats funny only 19.....and this was what only season 3.

and your right Romina D/J Suck!!!!!!!!!!

[hshapir2]

farina, it was the beginning of season 5 when the premiere was about to air

[Myfirstlove]

ohh......lol......never mind......I get my years mixed up a lot for some reasons.....and plus those pics look like from season 3....so yeah that is my excuse...lol

I still think that it is great that people wanted her with pacey even after everything that happened in the end of season 4....which I love.

[hshapir2]

farina, I remember the week after DC cast was on TRL in Feb 2002, some girl was on the bottom of the screen said they wanted to be KH, so they could kiss Pacey every week. Let's remember what season this is. That was middle of season 5. People are still talking about PJ like they are together. There was a poll at E online with different triangles during season 6. PJ got the most votes over DJ and the other couples too. I am going to see if I can find it.

[Myfirstlove]

the love story was pretty popular back then.......and to me no other love story can compete cause they were the first.

[hshapir2]

farina, can't find it. Maybe, I will find it eventually

[Myfirstlove]

thats cool...thank you for looking

[hshapir2]

welcome. I am hoping I will find it

it had a bunch of couples and PJ got the most votes

[IloveJosh]

cute title romina

Thanks, Sarah. You suggested it, lol.

I remember the week after DC cast was on TRL in Feb 2002, some girl was on the bottom of the screen said they wanted to be KH, so they could kiss Pacey every week. Let's remember what season this is. That was middle of season 5. People are still talking about PJ like they are together.

Awesome!!! PJ rock my socks off! They were the best thing EVER!

DJ suck!!!!!, Dawson is a loser, and he admits it

[hshapir2]

welcome romina. I remember I turned on TRL and it a Pink video with some girl mentioning that

thanks for the pic

[Touldengal]

that's sooo funny!!!
19, hahah! it's like a joke!