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Old 09-10-2019, 10:29 PM
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S.A.S.H.A.
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Lame.

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Seriously! 🤣 This grammar Nazi doesn't date fathers. Some other things that make me swipe left:

1. No physical attraction. I've dated guys I wasn't attracted to before so I know it won't work. "Give him a chance. He's a great guy." Lies! And why do so many guys in their 30s & 40s look at least 20 years older? 🧓

2. Short or doesn't list height & only shows pics where height can't be determined. I'm already short so I want the children to have a chance of being at least average in height! LoL

3. Wears hats in every pic so is obviously hatfishing. 👴

4. Uneducated & lacking a career. Having "a job" isn't good enough now. Vaguely stating they're an "entrepreneur" or "self-employed" is a sure sign of being unemployed or an Uber driver.

5. Isn't just a "single, straight, monogamous, male" (who was born male). Have my settings to show me only straight men yet still get "heteroflexible", "two-spirit",... If I have to Google to find out what you are, then you're not for me. Best of luck, though! 😘

6. Wants different things (like no children or only wants sex). Please, no woman needs an app to get laid. LMAO You can feel like the ugliest female ever & guys will still jump at the chance to bone you.

7. Covered in tattoos from head to toe. Does no one have clear skin anymore?

8. Apparently a large amount of the agnostics/atheists were raised Jewish. I refuse to circumcise any sons of mine so seeing "Jewish" on an otherwise attractive guy's profile bums me out. 🎻 LoL

9. Supports that thing in the White House. Have only seen a few state this, but still, yuck.

10. Is a smoker, into drugs, drinks a lot or is sober. Wish the latter well on their sobriety but have no interest in being with someone that I'm going to be wondering when or if they're going to relapse. Saw that firsthand with my elderly neighbor recently. Pass. ✌

Mother says I'm too picky. That "en tiempos de guerra, cualquier trinchera es buena", but I'd rather die alone than settle for sh.it I'm not into. 🤷 I'm more the "mejor sola que mal acompañada" type.
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