I would laugh so hard if he were on that show.
Mike and Dan admit their virginity, at ages 21 and 24. Joe is 28, but I doubt he's had any considering he said that he hasn't gone out on dates while in seminary, so unless he lost it before 18, then no. Not too sure about Steve, though.
Here's my little summary from LJ:
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 You sound just like those four dweebs from that A&E documentary. Remember how I said Steve looks gay. I bet he'll be the one to choose priesthood. I was right. That obvious homo-in-the-closet is going forward with it. I was surprised that Mike from Pennsylvania decided to go into teaching in the 3rd episode. He had no backbone (and had the gayest voice, EVER. OMG! Maybe when he gets laid he'll talk like a man), and it was obvious that he would only become one because he didn't want to let his pushy priest down. The only semi-cute one (reminds me of the white guy from My Big, Fat, Greek Wedding LMAO), Dan, surprised me. He seemed all for priesthood the entire time, but then decided to cool it at the end. It was funny, because when he was interviewed six months after saying he would stop discerning, he said he thinks he finally heard God's plan for him, which was leading to married life. LMAO What a goober. The one that I figured would become a priest was Joe, who looks like the typical inbred hick. His brothers looked worse. Nasty. Good Lord, he's been in seminary for TEN YEARS since he was 18!  The only thing stopping him was the celibacy thing, but looking at him and the way he interacts with females, it's obvious he's never been with a chick. His mom was so pushy, wanting him to become a priest. I thought she was going to die when he finally decided not to, but she seemed relieved that he had finally made a choice. His dad seemed more upset, though, but understood. Joe's parents were going to be a priest and nun, but met and had 8 kids, so they knew what he was going through. You'd think they wouldn't try to force one of their sons into priesthood given their past. But, whatever. Freaks. They are all your kind of town-folk people.
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Sasha
