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BOB: Midgey’s been on me for weeks to weed the garden. I'm finally gettin' around to it, so when she comes back, she's gonna see that I did it.
RED: You think she's coming back?
BOB: Well, why shouldn't she? I did all the right things. We had an open marriage, experimented with drugs. I even threw nudist parties.
RED: Yeah, what more could a husband do?
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That 70s Show Season 4 Quotation Survivor!
4x06 “The Relapse”
1.
KITTY: Good morning. I have terrible news.
RED: Are we out of bacon?
KITTY: No. I was outside, and--
RED [to Eric]: Remember that time we were out of bacon?
ERIC: Do I? Nearly tore this family apart.
2.
KITTY: Listen to me! Midge left Bob.
ERIC: Are you sure? I mean, maybe she's just lost in the backyard.
3.
KITTY: This is serious. I was up early, and I saw Midge getting into her car with a suitcase. And I said, ''Where are you going, Midge?'' because I'm concerned, not nosy. And she said to me, ''I am leaving Bob, and I am never coming back.'' And I said, ''Okay.'' And then I-I-I laughed like I do when I'm uncomfortable. Ahahahaha!
4.
RED: Hey! Where are you going with my food?
KITTY: To Bob and Donna. When your wife or mother leaves you, you need a good breakfast.
RED: I need a good breakfast.
KITTY: Well, I didn't leave you. Eat a Pop-Tart.
5.
Eliminated in Round 10
6.
KITTY: Eric, I need you to take a casserole to the Pinciottis. So run upstairs and put on a nice, clean shirt and a sport coat.
ERIC: What? No. I'm not going over there. Donna and I broke up, and things are weird with us.
KITTY: Well, that's too bad. Because I went over there, and Bob's a crier and a hugger. And when you get caught in a crying-Bob hug, there is no escape. And I cannot go back over there!
FEZ: I don't know. I like to be hugged by Bob. He makes me feel safe.
7.
Eliminated in Round 18
8.
Eliminated in Round 12
9.
Eliminated in Round 6
10.
Eliminated in Round 11
11.
Eliminated in Round 15
12.
Eliminated in Round 4
13.
Eliminated in Round 3
14.
Eliminated in Round 2
15.
Eliminated in Round 7 - TIE
16.
Eliminated in Round 8
17.
Eliminated in Round 17
18.
Eliminated in Round 14
19.
Eliminated in Round 13
20.
Eliminated in Round 5
21.
Eliminated in Round 1
22.
Eliminated in Round 9
23.
Eliminated in Round 7 - TIE
24.
Eliminated in Round 16