Still no shirt.
Oh, I just answered it honestly, Sarah. No one's surprised at this point.
When you have to choose a "random pseudonym" for this online quiz game you and your colleagues are playing, and you choose "Bob Morley." And when "Bob Morley" places first in the quiz, everyone's just like, "Who's Bob? That's April, isn't it?"
This is really my life. These things really happen.