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Old 09-21-2016, 08:14 PM
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karamel
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list of the good and bad deeds
https://medium.com/@howard__24/a-loo...9dc#.1eq4tkcju

some of my faves

Self-monitored potentially nauseating mouth sounds while chewing (x2.6m): +1982.05

Began to compose social media post about David Bowie dying then thought “the world doesn’t need to hear my thoughts on David Bowie dying”: +224.19

Remain loyal to the Cleveland Browns: +53.83

Scratch elbow: +1.06

Blow nose by pressing down on one nostril and exhaling: -1.44

Fail to disclose camel-illness when selling camel: -22.22

Fixed broken tricycle for child that loves tricycles: +6.60 but only +0.04 for a child who is indifferent to tricycles
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